I do not own anything unfortunately…Stephenie Meyer does :(

Full Moon

I thought we could be closer now that your bloodsucker went away

He left you dead inside, I wanted him to pay

For months after he was gone you said your life was wrecked

As you began to push away the pain we started to connect

The La Push gang was my only concern

Sam looked like he was waiting for my turn

Then came that awful night

You called several times worrying if I was alright

I tried to make you see

That I was dangerous, and you should stay away from me

After a while you came to my place

I said horrible things and couldn't look you in the face

That night I made you guess

Waiting for you caused me great stress

After a while things became good

But your leeches came back like I knew they would

I knew then you were going to choose

I hoped and prayed I would not lose

Then you announced you were Switzerland

And I would always be your best friend

I still wanted more

Kissing you made my heart soar

I didn't mean to hurt your hand

Nothing was turning out how I planned

I knew that you loved me too

In the back of your head you knew it was true

You kissed me again before the fight

I held on to that false hope with all my might

The next time I saw you was at your wedding celebration

Then upon your return, I found you pregnant with that abomination

Trying to stay away from you was impossible

The force pulling me toward you was unstoppable

Then that thing almost ended your life

This wouldn't have happened if you were my wife

The thing was fine and with Rosalie downstairs

I was going to kill it, maybe feed it to the bears

But when I looked into her eyes, Bella was all I could see

Her resemblance to her mother made her my imprintee

Everything I did was for Nessie now

I knew her mother would have a cow

Upon hearing of my imprinting

Bella's patience was thinning

After yelling at me with some colorful words

Which consisted of "you moronic dog", and "this is absurd"

You finally calmed down after a while

When Edward whispered something about Esme Isle

Renesmee's growth had us all worried

What made it worse was a visit from the Volturi

Nothing happened and we were all in heaven

That is until we found out Nessie will be full grown by seven

For now I just say "whatever"

Nessie and I will be together forever