The Short Story of Edward... And Bella

Edward:

*grabs penis*

"I wonder if ill be a virgin when i turn 18..."

*rapidly moves crotch*

Bella:

"Oh ...Edward!"

"Spank My Hermaphrodite Willy.... Big Boy"

*looks with naughty smile*

Edward:

"Spank me baby one more time"

Bella:

"Push it in!!!"

Edward and Bella were moving rapidly under the covers for at lease 4 hours.

Bella:

"I'm pregnant..."

Edward:

*rolls eyes*

"Ooooh shit"

The End.