The Short Story of Edward... And Bella
Edward:
*grabs penis*
"I wonder if ill be a virgin when i turn 18..."
*rapidly moves crotch*
Bella:
"Oh ...Edward!"
"Spank My Hermaphrodite Willy.... Big Boy"
*looks with naughty smile*
Edward:
"Spank me baby one more time"
Bella:
"Push it in!!!"
Edward and Bella were moving rapidly under the covers for at lease 4 hours.
Bella:
"I'm pregnant..."
Edward:
*rolls eyes*
"Ooooh shit"
The End.
