Love Hina: BS to the Max

Chapter 2: Sauce; Part 1


The day awakens like normal at Hinata Hou as Keitaro Urashima walks down the hall way; unknown to the future events as one person… Kaolla Su,

Jumped on his head and the events proceeded…

....................su did you just sit on my shoulders and hump the back of my head???

"Yes Keitaro I did, I missed your mouth though... if I had aimed right then I could have ate your food for dinner because you'd be full"

"no no su, the only time you can do that is when the red moon is out. Well either way, i would die at the hands of naru and/or motoko.

"Aww, but they don't have to kill you; they can join. I'm sure that eating all of us will fill u up"

"Im sorry but that would not work either. I dont like fish flavored, your's is too spicy, and

motoko would never reveal the pink monkey."

"Humm... those acctually sounds like some good dishes... HEY MOTOKO, NARU! LET ME HAVE SOME FISH AND MONKEY!

"Hold on! grabs su before she runs off Only flavor you can have is turtle!" slams Tama on the table shell first

OOOOOoooohhhhh turtle!!!!!!! Hey Tama....." MYUh "Aww, it's too small"

"I can't do anything about that. HEY HARUKA! PUT DOWN THE CIGARETTE AND GET IN HERE!!!" god i hope she doesnt kill me for saying that

"What is it Keitaro? Finnally ready to go on the love boat??" Donning a hat that looked like giligans island material "Umm... no.... Su says Tama is to small"

"Too small for what?" su glares at haruka "FOOOOOOOOOOOD!

"Oh you want some of this??? I think i'm a little to much for even you."

"hold on for a second." su goes to corner of the room and starts moaning alittle "Haruka...what do you think she's doing back there?" haruka stared at su "i dont know Keitaro...but it has to be something with her shoulder moving from side to side that fast" su gets up "OK! BOTTLE OF SU'S SPECIAL SAUCE IS READY!"

"girl if you even THINK about using that with me then we are gonna be fighting" "MUD FIGHT!? I WANNA C!" Keitaro yelled as he thinks of his aunt and su. "sorry Keitaro. Pimps only" "aww...." "Well then..." su smiled as she walked over to haruka

"here, hold this Keitaro and leave the room" su pushed Keitaro through the door "And what am i suppose to do with this!?" su pushed him out the room with the bottle "Hello sempai, what do you have there?" shinobu took the bottle out of Keitaro's hands "Oooh it smells spicy, i can put this in tonights curry

Su pops out "WAIT NO! THATS MY SPECIAL SAUCE!! I MADE IT MYSELF!" "THATs even better!" cooks it -later "Yumm whats this new spice!?" "Su made it!" "Whats it from?" "Betweeen my legs" Su smiled

sean pops in (1) "NEW SPICE FROM WHERE?!?! LET ME TRY, LET ME TRY!!" motoko points her sword at him "What was that you pervert?" "would you really like to try some of my sauce, you might have small bumps around you mouth for the next couple of days" shinobu stands up "HEY! THE ONLY SAUCE HE IS ALLOWED TO HAVE IS MINE! MINE IS RISK FREE!!!"

"Aww… you're no fun Shinobu!" Sean yelled as he was removed from the story due to the fact that we never actually asked him if we could put him in it. "Wait… what kind of sauce is this Su?" Shinobu asked, taking another bite out of the curry that she had prepaired. "I told you from in between my legs! Keitaro and Haruka helped me make it!" Su had happily as everyone smiled and then started gobbling down the curry like mad women. "Hey where are K and H?" Naru asked; licking some of Su's 'sauce' off of the side of her mouth. "Oh they said something about going to make a supply of sauce for Haruka." Su said "Nice! I want me some of that sauce!" "Yes, I too would like a taste of Haruka's sauce, it will fuel me for Kendo." Came the voices of Naru and Motoko

-End chapter 2


Closing Remarks: Yeah; short we know. Just wanted to add a sence of suspense before the next chapter; lol. Love it? Hate it? Leave a review or email us:

(1): Sean is the character from one of the favirote Dark Icon stories; Different guy, same story by Rpger; in this story he dates Shinobu. Check it out