Love Hina: BS to the Max
By: The Dark Icon Writers
A/N: Whoa, we're actually getting reviews for this? LOL! As you can tell this was an unexpected turn of events. By the way as you can probably tell we are not just a single writer; we are more or less a group of five people; 3 of which write fan-fiction of course. If you want to join the ranks of the Dark Icon then please check out our profile to get our email. Thank you all for your reviews by the way and oh yea; Sayian, umm… 'till the sweat drops down my balls' is from the Ying Yang twins; they sound alike so it's not that big of a mistake. Well we're out; check out our other stories! And for the beginning of this chapter; you may want to check out the Star War's Gansta Rap, it'll make it have more sense.
Disclaimer: Dimitri Plabato, Charon Dark, and Kenji… do any of those sound like Ken Akamatsu? Didn't think so. And look at how crazy and perverted this story actually is… Love Hina wouldn't have sold 2 million in one year; it would be around 10 cause people are perverted. Heh; gotta love the way people think.
Chapter three: Sauce Part 2
"Naru! I can't find Keitaro or Haruka anywhere!" Kitsune yelled as she looked at her best friend who was sitting behind the desk inside of the now dark Hinata Den. "This does not bode well…" Came Naru's voice as she looked at Kitsune who immediately bowed down on one leg. "What is thy bidding thy master?" she said "It's a disaster, Urashima's we're after. "And what if we can summon them to the dark side?" "Yes; they'd be powerful allies." "They will join us or fry." Kitsune said with a grin while Naru and her then stood up and said "Cause we got lubricant! We got lubricant! We got lubricant! We got
lubricant!!!!!…"
With the SSA (1) –
"I wonder where they could be?" Shinobu asked as they walked around the beginning area of Hinata Tea House looking for the two missing Urashima's. "Hum, I wonder if they are making some more special sauce for me!" Su screamed walking around still stuffing the sword up her own 'special sheath', making it kind of hard to get anywhere fast. "Who knows." Shinobu said with a shrug "Motoko is searching for them in the air so they can get that far away. We will find them. Oh yea; you gotta make me some of your sauce too! It went great with that curry we had and it makes a pretty good lubricant as well; I took a hand full of it and then cough Boy oh Boy!" Shinobu said with a big grin. "Cool; we can trade sauces whenever these nutcases as authors decide that we need an S and S chapter!"
- With the Warrior of the KOM (2) -
"Urashima… Haruka… I will find you! I WANT THAT SAUCE!" Motoko yelled as she jumped tree to tree looking for the two Urashima's so that she could get her hands… or more precise; mouth on the sauce of the two Urashima's. She jumped down from the top tree and then started to dash around the ground looking for the source of her next meal; slicing anything that got in her way. "I NEED SAUCE!! NOW!" she yelled as she ran towards the city looking for someone… anyone to feed her what she wanted.
"The Power is yours!" said a man as he began to turn into a blue beam of light until our favorite samurai warrior tackled him. "You, who ever you are… feed me!" she screamed at the blue man as he cowered underneath her. "Who are you?" he asked; not being able to sweatdrop due to the fact that he was nothing but an American cartoon and sweatdropping only occurs in Japanese things; oh how we all wish we were in Japan… "Doesn't matter; DO YOUR JOB!" she screamed at the man trying to tear off the blue and red suit that he had on (who can figure out who this is before we actually revile it?) "Umm, clean the world?" he asked with an uneasy grin "Sure whatever you want to call it! Make some juice out of me and then clean it up!!" she screamed as she then pulled out her blade and then cut off the man's blue and red with a globe in the middle of it straight off of him leaving him stark naked. "Umm… planeteers; I think that you guys are a little to young for this soo…" Captain Planet's eyes grew as he watched the planeteers make the sauce that the girl on top of him was craving so badly… "YES!" she screamed as she teleported out of her clothes and then proceeded to make some crime fighting juice of justice… Damn the juice… "NO! NOW he's making some kind of special juice to battle us with" said Plunder as he and the rest of those dumb evil guys from the original TBS show "Looks like we'll have to make our own…" said the female lady who's name I can't think of at the moment as she came out of her clothes "Okay this is going to be the most toxic juice ever!" they all laughed together while our authors looked at each other and shook their heads wondering what the heck Dimitri was on when he wrote this chapter.
With our two missing Urashimas –
"I was wondering how long it was going to take you to get me here…" Haruka said looking over the ocean's horizon. "Yeah; I know. But you know how being P.I.M.P.I.N. can be; it was a little hectic there." Kei said as he leaned over the rail with his hands over his aunt's waist. "But you know what's going to happen next; I'd cook dinner but I need some sauce." Said one of the coolest and best looking Hinata females with an evil grin towards her nephew as she turned around and buried her face in his neck. "Well then… I guess we need to get started on that sauce…" he said as he tripped her up and then caught her with his arm and then carried her off to their room…
-That Pimp Tight Samurai-
Motoko hopped around the ground looking for the Urashima's as she sang "Captain Planet, He's a hero! Gonna give me juice till he down to zero! Gonna lick it! Lick it good! And he's using Trojan Mans that's good!!" she broke out into dance as she continued to look for them. "DO THE MOONWALK!" she said as she did the moonwalk grabbing at her crotch as she said "WHOO OOH!" and then turned around and then broke into another dash. "I'm M.A.D (3)! Mad I tell you!"
S and S-
"Hey, according to this tracker, it says that Keitaro and Haruka are on a boat." Said Su as she and Shinobu walked down the side of the dock. "Great! We found them! Now we can get our hands on the juice!" Shinobu said as the final fantasy level up music played in the background. "But the thing is… they are not just on any boat… they're on the…" Su started
K and H-
"Ahh the Love Boat! I've been waiting for this for the past 2 years!" Haruka said while her nephew 'fulfilled his taste on her mommybags' "Yeah me too!" he said taking the first one out of his mouth. "Okay let's go ahead and get that sauce made…" he said as he pulled down her pants only to meet a pair of steel panties with a lock. "NO!" he said looking up at Haruka who had a sad look on her face "You know I can't go past second base…" she said with sorrow "DAMNIT! I THOUGHT THE COLD WAR WAS OVER! DAMN YOU SETA! GET BACK HERE WITH THAT KEY!!!" Keitaro yelled as the chapter ended…
-End Chapter 3
A/N: Another short chapter but hey, I'm supposed to be doing work… and Aww man, I would say that this chapter isn't that bad but I wrote it all on my own because I was bored… Dimitri!!! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?!!?!?!? Is what everyone else is going to say when they actually start to read this fic… I wrote this and the first chapter all by myself as a cure for boredom; Kenji did majority of the second one… Man, I need to be working on my other stories… WHAT KIND OF MONSTER HAVE WE CREATED!!!!!???? And for all of the members of the Dark Icon; this is about to get crazier than Randomness once you all start writing…And this is really bad cause this is just random crap coming off the top of my head; I'm sitting here doing a project and switching in-between this…
(1): SSA- The Shinobu – Su alliances; an alliance created by Su and Shinobu fans; once again… ask fanboy Andrew Joshua Talon for more information because he knows a lot more about this than I do; we only found out about them by reading some of his fics.
(2): Knights of Motoko- Yeah; same as above just for Motoko
(3): M.A.D- Mad About D---- that part of the male anatomy that makes us different; and if you don't know what that is then 1) you shouldn't be reading this fic and 2) talk to your mom or dad or look at the discovery channel
