Sup y'all? I'm back. I have church camp, starting tomorrow, so I won't be here for a week. TT TT I'm so sorry that I haven't been updating! TT^TT

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Hidan was on the left in the back of the N formation, Itachi in the front right, Konan in back to the right and Kisame in the front to the left.

"Okay, we got the plan?"

Konan asked, looking at the other three as they nodded.

"Good, now separate."

Konan said, slowing her pace with Hidan and moving away from Hidan as Kisame and Itachi quickened their pace and moved away from each other.

"We're good!"

Konan called loud enough for the others to hear.

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"Okay you guys, I've added a new part to the plan, so if we DO bump into the other team, you four go ahead and ambush them from behind got it?"

Zetsu said, looking both right and left. He was in the middle of the W to the front, Kakuzu was to his left, Tobi was to his right, Deidara was behind him on the right side while Sasori was to the left of Deidara.

"Okay."

They all said in unison as they continued their traveling.

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Kisame smirked when he detected Zetsus' teams' chakra signatures.

"All right, you guys ready?"

Konan asked, pumping her water gun.

"You bet I am!"

Hidan said, now a guy again after he had sneezed again. Itachi though was still female.

"This really sucks…"

Itachi mumbled. Just then, Zetsu came into view. Only Zetsu.

"Huh?"

Konan said as she squinted to see if the could spot the rest of his team. The chakra signatures of the others disappeared quickly, confusing Konans' team further. They stopped and so did Zetsu.

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Kakuzu saw Konans' team stop and smirked under his mask. He masked his chakra signature and hid on a branch in a large tree Konan had stopped on, but three branches lower.

"Game on…"

He said to himself.

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Deidara sat in a tree just above Hidan who was five branches lower.

"All right Jashinist, you're going down."

Deidara said with a wide smirk as he silently readied his water gun and aimed for Hidan…

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Tobi watched Itachi from a tree that he had stopped on, five branches lower than him.

"Tobi's gonna get Itachi-chan."

Tobi said with joy in his voice. He aimed for Itachi and waited for Deidara to shoot.

Flashback

"Okay Zetsu un, I'm gonna be the first one to shoot to signal you guys to shoot okay un?"

Deidara asked with a wide smirk.

"I'm fine with that Deidara."

Zetsu said, nodding.

"Okay un!"

Deidara cheered, pumping a fist into the air.

End Flashback

Tobi giggled in excitement, watching the blonde aim carefully at Hidan.

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"Where's you team?"

Konan asked, aiming her water gun at Zetsu just in case if he would shoot them.

"Um…"

Zetsu said, pointing up.

"Huh?"

Konan said, never taking her eyes off of Zetsu.

"SH*T!!!"

Hidan yelled as he was blasted on top of his head by water. Hidan looked up and saw Deidara laughing like maniac.

"HA, HA, HA, HA! I GOT YOU UN!"

Deidara laughed. Konans' eyes widened as she looked up just to be sprayed in the face by Kakuzu. Konan screamed, whipping the water off of her face. Konan crossed her arms in a pout and sat down, starting her stop watch. Itachi looked up just to see water spraying down. Itachi jumped out of the way and sprayed at Tobi who jumped out of the way. Kisame got hit by Sasori after Konan got hit.

"D*mn, Itachi, you gotta hold them off for a minute!"

Kisame said, starting his stop watch. Itachi avoided the water sprays that were shot at him. Zetsus' team pushed Itachi away from his team.

"Itachi!"

Konan called as she heard water hitting trees and the ground. Hidan looked at his stop watch.

"Ugh, thirty seconds left…"

Hidan sighed and sat there, looking at his teammates excluding Itachi.

"G-get away from me!"

They heard Itachi yell out uncharacteristically. Itachis' voice wasn't feminine anymore.

"Huh?"

All three said in unison as their stop watches went off. They all stood up and headed in the direction Itachi left. When they finally made it to where it was a mud field, they saw Deidara pinning Itachi to a tree, Itachi wasn't a female any more and Itachis' face bright red. Wait…WHAT?!

"What the-?"

Konan whispered as they ducked into bushes to watch.

"What the h*ll is going on there?"

Hidan asked, looking at Deidara who looked just as confused as they were. Zetsu, Kakuzu, Sasori and Tobi all had their water guns aimed at Itachi, what a sight. Itachis' team watched in awe as Itachi never moved.

"Okay, you guys, now's the time to shoot."

Konan whispered so quietly that some of her teammates could barely hear her in the complete silence. They nodded after a few seconds and quietly stepped out, masking their chakra signature and aimed. Itachi spotted his teammates and looked at them with plea in his eyes. Kisame nodded and put his index finger on his lips, indicating that Itachi stay quiet about it. Konan smirked and aimed…

"AW SH*T!"

Zetsu yelled in surprise as water hit him. Kakuzu, Sasori and Tobi turned around and the water war started, Tobi, Sasori, Kisame and Konan all getting hit. Konan cursed under her breath and sat down, starting her stop watch again.

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Konan sighed, soaked just like the others. They had nearly escaped once Kisame and Hidan got separated so she frantically transformed into an eagle and called her team back to base.

"Sh*t, I've been hit twice, Kisame's been hit twice, Hidan's been hit once and Itachi's been hit once as well, we're not doing that great. All but Deidara and Tobi on their team got hit only once."

Konan mumbled as she fumbled with her water gun, refilling it like what the rest of the team was doing.

"Yeah, we're not doing the best."

Hidan grumbled, closing his water gun after pouring water in.

"Well this really sucks."

Konan said, finishing as well.

"Oh and Itachi, you didn't hit Deidara when you were pinned, you had the chance."

Konan said, looking at the raven haired male. He simply shrugged, pouring water into his water gun.

"Okay, I saved your butts, so this time, lets keep an eye out for them."

Konan said.

"Yeah, earlier was WAY too close."

Hidan said.

Flashback (Konan)

Hidan and Kisame have been separated from Konan and Itachi so she thought fast. Konan transformed into an eagle and flew high into the air, releasing a powerful cry, echoing in the distance over and over. They waited for a moment, Hidan and Kisame never coming. Konan signaled for Itachi to come up who did, turning into an eagle as he jumped into the air. Konan and Itachi released another powerful cry, echoing in the distance and they saw two more eagles fly into the air.

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"I know, that was close."

Konan said, standing up.

"Well, are we ready?"

Konan asked as the other three stood up, nodding.

"We're ready."

Hidan said, pumping his water gun.

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It had at least been an hour and each member of Konans' team was down to one more hit. Itachi was a female again and Hidan was bright red, pinned to a tree by Kakuzu. Hidan was having a war in his mind to whether shoot Kakuzu or not. 'Shoot him already, we need to f*ckn' win!' One side yelled. 'No!' The other responded. Hidan was SO confused. Konan then arrived and saw Hidan pinned to a tree by Kakuzu and Zetsu aiming at him.

"Help me Konan!"

Hidan yelled, face red. Zetsu turned to look and was hit by water, sitting down. Kakuzu let go of Hidan and aimed at Konan, who shot at him. Kakuzu got hit by the water and growled, sitting down. Konan indicated that Hidan follow her as they ran off.

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Itachi avoided water blasts that were shot at him uh…her…whatever…Tobi watched Itachi carefully as he shot at the raven who avoided every blast.

"Tobi's gonna get Itachi!"

Tobi said happily as he continued to shoot.

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When Konan arrived, Itachi was male again and running in her direction, face red once again.

"What's wrong!?"

Konan asked.

"Never mind that, we're gonna lose!"

Kisame yelled, running behind Itachi with Tobi and Deidara in hot pursuit. Hidan sighed, this is difficult.

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"That wasn't fair, you guys had one more than we did!"

Hidan yelled as they all walked back to the base, soaking wet. Here's a list of the members and how many times they were hit.

Hidan: 3

Konan: 3

Sasori: 1

Kakuzu: 2

Tobi: 1

Deidara: 1

Itachi: 3

Kisame: 3

Zetsu: 2

"Well then blame Tobi."

Kisame said, folding his arms across his chest.

"This is your f*ckn' fault Tobi…"

Hidan mumbled as Tobi skipped happily.

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Okay that's it for now, I'm gonna need ideas for activities that the Akatsuki will be doing in the future, because I'm out already. I know, I'm lame. XP Please review and no mentions of flames. Peace!