Hey I'm back peoples. I hoped that you guys had enjoyed the holidays, I know I didn't.. (Damn you Brother!!!!!!) But enough of that, tomorrow President elect Obama will finally become the President of the United States of America. WOOT! That is unless some nuclear bomb is aimes at Washington D.C., then I am screwed. I live within ten minutes of the place. But that is just a far fetched nightmare......., right? Okay while I be my emo, paranoid self you peoples enjoy the new chapter. O_o

Disclaimer: Che, yeah right. The day I own Naruto is the day that Oprah and Dr. Phil get into a fist fight. Hmm.... now that I think about it, it does sound plausible..................

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Is it true what they say,

Are we too blind to find a way?

Fear of the unknown cloud our hearts today.

Come into my world,

See through my eyes.

Try to understand,

Don't want to lose what we have

We've been dreaming

But who can deny,

It's the best way of living

Between the truth and the lies

See who I am,

Break through the surface.

Reach for my hand,

Let's show them that we can

Free our minds and find a way.

The world is in our hands,

This is not the end.

See Who I Am by Within Temptation

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A Little Recap Shall We Peoples..................

"OKAA-SAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!!!!!!" Shouted a voice from outside. Both men groaned in disapointment. The two quickly seperated, and in Sasuke's case piling a pillow on top of his erection pertruding from his pants before the loud banging stopped and a five ear old child slammed the front door open of the household before stumbling right into his 'moms' arms, with Sasuke thinking of how the hell did he get into my house.

"Why are you here Okaa-san? And with HIM?!" Retorted the raven-haired child. You could feel the negativity roll off of the five year old. Sasuke narrowed his eyes at his new founded son. So he was going to have competition with a brat for Naruto's attention. So be it. But in the end Uchiha Sasuke never loses.

"Well you see Sora-chan. There is something that the both of us need to tell you now............" Said Naruto as he lifted the small child onto his lap.

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"What did you want to tell me Okaa-san?" Inquired Sora-chan before looking up at his 'mother' with giant, innocent, sky blue eyes, curious as to what his 'mom' wanted to tell him.

"I.....uh....." Naruto started but ended up stopping every sentence. Sasuke was getting pretty frustrated with this. It shouldn't take that long to tell the damn kid that he was his dad. But here, the loudest person ever couldn't even finish a complete sentence! You could see his point right?

"Yes, Okaa-san?" Waited a very patient raven-haired child for his mom's response. His enormous eyes that seemed to get more innocent and cute as each second passed by. Naruto gulped, this might be even harder than giving birth. Sora always wanted to know whom his father was and now he was going to give Sora-chan the biggest surprise any child would get. He was going find out about his dad, and the fact that he is now sitting on the couch with them. Naruto looked to the side for the raven-haired teen's reassurance, and sure enough Sasuke was egging him to get this done and over with.

"Well remember the time when you kept pestering me on whom your father was?" Asked Naruto. Sora nodded his chubby face yes, waiting for Naruto to continue.

"Well now it's the perfect time to tell you who he is." Informed Naruto, still not getting to the point. Sasuke became more irritated with this hesitation.

"Really?! Well Okaa-san?! Hurry and tell me who he is!!" Exclaimed an ecstatic five year old boy as he jumped up and down on Naruto's lap waiting for the answer. Naruto took a deep breath before saying anymore.

"Well......it.......is uh...... kinda hard to.......explain." Said Naruto still not finding the right words to tell his enthusiastic son. Okay this was getting rediculous like a polar bear in a tutu. (1)

"Dobe." Muttered Sasuke, but made it loud and clear enough for his blonde to hear. Naruto's face flared up at the rude comment made in front of his son.

"Don't be mean teme!" Retorted Naruto; he was so loud that Sora probably couldn't hear anything for the next minute, which was a good thing considering that an arguement between the couple was about to ensue.

"Dobe, just get it over with. It doesn't take this damn long to tell the kid that I'm his father!" Shouted Sasuke quite loudly. This also just happened to be the time when the ringing was gone from a certain child's ears.

"You're my dad?" Asked Sora as he looked curiously at a certain eighteen- year old Uchiha.

"Hn." Replied the Uchiha, but if you looked close enough you could see a small smirk-like smile grace his sculpted features. His obsidian eyes showing a new kindness in them. Naruto humphed. He wanted it to be dramatic, but no. The teme had to go and just tell Sora. Hasn't anybody ever heard of dramatic pauses and crap. Hmm.....guess not.

"Meanie." Mumbled Naruto before pouting rather cutely to Sasuke's eyes. Sora then had a tremendous grin on his face before he made another move.

"YAY!!!!!!!!" Exclaimed the small child on the top of his small lungs before glomping his newfounded father. It would have been a perfect family moment. If there wasn't one, tiny, little 'problem'.

"Uh. Otou-san, if I can call you that. Something is poking me. (2)" Noted the small child as he stood up a little from the older Uchiha's lap and looked for anything that might have poked him. Sasuke's face soon flared up like a wildfire. Oh boy, I would pay money to see his embarrassed self- okay sorre guys. I was getting off of topic. But Sasuke froze, his eyes widening to the point that it hurt, and Naruto. He still had a 'problem' from the 'fun' that he and Naruto just had earlier on in the day. That was a different story. His large cerulean eyes showing both embarrasment and anger.

"Pervert!!!!! Keep those things to yourself!!!!" Screeched Naruto before smacking the poor horny Uchiha and hit the wall. Naruto managed to grab his son before giving that blow to his boyfriend.

"You weren't complaining a while ago, dobe!!" Sasuke stated as a matter of factly while rubbing his abused cheek, completely ignoring the fact that Sora was right there, and watching this in entertainment.

"TEME! Don't say that in front of Sora-chan!!!!! It's bad enough that Kakashi taints him with those lecherous books everytime that he and Iruka-sensei babysit him!" Naruto informed rather loudly to the raven-haired teen even though he was only a mere four, maybe five feet away from him.

"But Kakashi-jiji let's me watch this thing called porn all the time. There's yelling and screaming in it." Commented Sora, wanting to be in the conversation as well. Both Sasuke and Naruto looked at the small raven-haired child weirdly before cursing their former white-haired, perverted, teacher.

"Oh and what else does he let you do, Sora?!" Naruto interrogated his son in a very mother hen like fashion. Sasuke was too busy of conjuring up ways on how to kill a certain former teacher.

"Well he showed me his collection of yaoi douijnshi, some magazines he stashed in his closet, Oh and his favorite. His films of him and Iruka-jiji. But he wouldn't show me the last ones." Said Sora before he pouted for not being able to see on what was in those tapes.

"Oh really?" Naruto asked as politely as he could without trying to blow up on his child. After all it wasn't his fault, it was all Kakashi's. Naruto smirked at the newfound information. All he to do was tell Iruak-sensei where that crap was and Iruak would gladly dispose of the junk. Seeing Kakashi weep, no cry would be all the revenge he need. Well besides sleeping on the couch. But knowing Iruka, he would probably do that without Naruto even asking. He didn't even notice that he had begun to laugh menacingly out loud. Sasuke sweat dropped, knowing full well on what Naruto was planning hile Sora was frightened, thinking that something was wrong with his 'mom'.

"Dobe. You're scaring the child." Sasuke articulated before going to the bathroom to see how bad the damage was that Naruto decided to do on his perfect face. The rest went normally as they should that day, well besides Kakashi having a funeral for his porn.

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(1) Sorry, couldn't think of a good simile at that exact moment folks.

(2) Remember I left something at the ending of the last chapter. Well I was planning that. lolz

Well I had hoped that you peoples had enjoyed the new chapter. I know this chapter isn't serious like some of the others but I need to laugh a bit today, my hamster died. -Sniff, Sniff.-