The last few chapters have been very serious, and I like comedy, so I added alot here.
I think you'll enjoy it. There will be another comedical chapter after this enough, then the track of mystery will begin again.
Time Travel is what this revolves around. The Time Turner is a very important part of all of this.
I want you guys to guess what the plot line is.
The next morning Harry was awoken by three familiar faces, one of them was Hermione, and the other two were Sirius and Remus. "Harry wake up," Hermione said. "Yeah, Harry, hurry up!" Sirius said with a smile. Hermione ignored him, "Harry, we have classes and reading to do!"
Remus stepped forward as he was behind Sirius, "Perhaps, you should bribe him, and I've had to do so with James when we stood with him this summer." Sirius laughed, "I remember that like it was yesterday- Lilly-what-where-boom!" Sirius held onto Remus as he laughed harder. Remus explained, "James fell out of bed rather exasperated trying to find hit trousers."
Sirius nodded stilling laughing, Hermione got worried, "Sirius, you've turned blue." She hit him on the head so he would breath. Sirius took a deep breath and grinned, "So you're the rough type, eh?" Hermione blushed and turned to Harry, "Harry, please get up now." Harry stood up in his bed. "You'd think that since we have so much time I could get some rest."
"Coming from the boy who wanted all this time, to get everything done," Hermione half shouted.
Harry jumped out of bed, "Happy Hermione?" She nodded rather angrily and stormed out.
Remus and Sirius looked at each other and said "Ouch." Harry just grabbed his robes.
"You know, if that was Jade she would have had me for it." Sirius nodded, "She would have had your tombstone planted right here." Sirius pointed at a spot beside his feet. Remus nodded with a chuckle.
"Well, Hermione and I aren't dating, we're just friends." Sirius grinned, "doesn't matter mate, girls are sensitive." Harry was fixing his tie. "I'm not worried, Hermione's not like every other girl, at least not with me." Sirius looked confused, Harry explained. "There's a boy- a friend of mine, she's really sensitive with him-"Remus put a hand up. "She fancies him then."
"How do you know so much about girls, Moony?" Sirius asked.
"Because he is one, of course."
Harry turned to the door where the voice came from, it was James. He was leaning on the wall looking rather confident and cheeky. "Now, that isn't nice Prongs, I told you that with confidence." Remus whined. Sirius looked absolutely horrified and Harry couldn't help but laugh.
"Remus, you never told me!" m
"Because you'd have asked him out!"
"I wouldn't have!"
"Padfoot, you'll ask any girl out, even Remus."
"Prongsie, how could you say that?"
"This is odd, yet amusing."
"Remus, you're odd!"
"No. He's furry!'
"Oh Merlin, James, Honestly."
"Sirius started this!"
"Yes, well you changed the subject!"
"Listen, back on subject, Remus has secretly been a girl for the last seven years."
"Seven years?"
"I changed apparently at eleven?"
"Merlin, when most boys like girls you turn into one!"
"I know, my story is rather sad isn't it?"
"No it's furry!" James said loudly like a super hero, he threw his fist into the air.
Harry had been bursting with laughed behind them. Sirius turned around, "Poetry has a crush on Remus!" Which is when Harry stopped laughing abruptly. "Do not," he said rather childishly.
James shook his head, "do too!" Harry smiled at them, "Fine, I do!" Remus didn't looked surprised but instead said, "You're going to fit in perfectly." James and Sirius nodded exaggeratedly.
The four of them made their way to the common room which was occupied only by Adelina, Jade and a rather scary looking girl. She had long black hair, vibrant red streaks in it and her make up consisted of thick eyeliner and a dark lipstick red. She was though, never the less, attractive. "Ah, I see you've found Tiffany somewhere," James said patting her on the back, "Camping in graveyard's little sister?" She rolled her eyes, "Yeah. Stalked Evans lately?"
Little sister, thought Harry confused.
"As a matter of fact, just last night," James smiled brilliantly.
Remus and Sirius exchanged looks. "Well, Tiffany, please don't suck anyone's blood. I'll be at breakfast." Tiffany smiled at him and walked away. Adelina and Jade then verbally attacked him.
"James, was it really necessary to bother her about the way she dresses?" Jade was red.
"Yes, honestly, James," Adelina pushed him. "I swear one day she'll hex you into the next century." James shrugged, "Calm down, she doesn't take anything I say seriously."
"Yes she does!" Adelina said rather angrily. "She takes you like a big brother and all you do is keep insulting her!"
"Well she shouldn't dress so oddly!"
"She can dress how ever she likes James Potter!"
"Adelina, I take her like a sister, do you think I'd want my little sister running around looking like the dead. And I've heard rumors about her and a Slytherin boy!"
Jade popped back in, "She's just friends with him."
"Does it matter?"
"Yes, it does, he's a nice guy!"
"Let's just call her back then." James was annoyed. "Tiffany Samantha Lang!"
Footsteps were heard and Tiffany appeared, "Yes, James?"
"How's your Slytherin boyfriend?"
"He isn't my boyfriend, and Severus is just fine." She said through greeted teeth and marched off. James left in awe. "COME BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!"
Those same heavy footsteps were heard, only Harry felt Remus and Sirius grabbed his arms and pull him out of the portrait hole. "C'mon, you don't wan't to stick around for the rest." Harry did want to but it would seem odd so her nodded at Sirius. "Do you think they'll have a screaming match again, Remus?"
Remus nodded, "Yes, I believe so, Tiffany is a bit headstrong-"Remus chuckled"-but so is James."
"If I didn't know better I'd think they were an old married couple."
Harry shrugged trying to seem nonchalant, "So what's the deal, are they related?"
Remus shook his head, "No, although you might think so. Tiffany lived three doors down from James, their families were very close, as were James and Tiffany." Sirius decided to take over, "But that changed in James' fourth year, he got preoccupied with Lily and us, and- what else Remus?"
"It wasn't just James, Tiffany found friends and started liking boys, and- they're like this now, they fight and argue and Tiffany dresses-" Sirius jumped in, "Like a reject!"
Remus rolled his eyes, "She's just-rebelling, I'm sure she hates that she and James aren't as close."
"Who cares- reject or not she's still hot!"
"Sirius, really, we've known her for years!"
"So, we knew Jade, didn't stop you from shagging her!"
Remus shook his head, looking at Harry, "I didn't shag her, and Sirius just has a filthy mouth."
"Sure, sure!"
Sirius squealed like a girl, "Remy, we should give Harry a guided tour."
Remus shrugged as if saying 'if we must.' Sirius nodded with a girlish excitement, "We'll show you around later this evening, when Remy here does his rounds."
Harry just nodded. The boys went to breakfast where Harry had somehow found a seat next to Lily. "Oh, hello there Harry, how do you like Hogwarts so far?" She asked politely with a beautiful smile that made Harry smile. "It's brilliant." She looked at Sirius who was next to Harry, "I see you've made acquaintance with the distressed youth of Hogwarts."
Sirius popped his head down the table to look at her, "I prefer gorgeous trouble makers."
Jade and Remus were across from Lily and Harry, Jade who loved but hated Sirius just smirked. "Well, Black that will all change this year."
Sirius rolled his eyes, "The words of every head girl before you." Remus couldn't help but laugh. Jade pushed him playfully. "Well, Lily, it's kind of- well true, isn't it?"
Lily looked at Jade, "Not every head girl, surely?"
Remus nodded, "Let's look through history for a moment, shall we?" Remus started counting on his finger. "Samantha, first year, Ellie, second year, Melody, third year, Ashley, fourth year, Kristy, fifth year, the lovely Lisa from sixth year and now you Lily; our seventh year head girl."
Lily stared at Remus' seven fingers. Sirius who couldn't help but smile at the look on Lily's face said, "Aren't you excited for this year?"
Lily shook her head and looked at Harry, "Please tell me you haven't chosen the 'marauders' as your permanent group of friends?"
Harry looked at Sirius and Remus who were both smiling, "Er-Yeah?"
Lily groaned, "Remus, please keep him out of trouble."
Sirius looked at Jade and asked, "So what was the end result?"
Jade shrugged, "I walked out half way through, and Adelina was in the middle of them."
Sirius smirked, "So which one of us was they screaming about they would kill."
Jade chuckled, "Apparently if James keeps this up she threatens to kill you and Remus."
Adelina who had just sat down added, "and then he'll kill Jade and I."
Jade rolled her eyes, "I can't imagine either of them harming any of us, or each other."
Lily interjected, "Why can't he just leave her alone?"
"It's not in his nature." Remus sighed, "You should know better than anyone, Lily."
When breakfast was over James caught up with them on their way to Potions.
"She's gone mad, telling me I'm a wanker." Sirius laughed, "You are though."
"She shouldn't be saying things like that!"
When the got to Potions Harry noticed the seating arrangements didn't go the way he had planned, Harry ended up with Lily and Adelina while James was with Sirius and Remus.
Peter was seen with two Slytherin girls in the back. Jade was with a brunette girl who looked quiet familiar to Harry.
Slughorn walked in chatting with a grin, a he gave a certain nod to Lily and went to his desk. "Good morning class, did you all miss me?"
The class chimed, "Yes, professor." Though Harry heard his God Father snort a "You wish."
"Good," he said taking his seat, "I'm very excited to find new Slug Club members."
Murmur was heard through out the class, good and bad. "We'll start today's class with The Draught of Living Death." Harry who had been given so much help from the Prince had no problem with this.
When the class ended Harry had a perfectly clear liquid in his cauldron. Slughorn made his rounds with disappointed looks at some and a gracious smile as Severus. His face lit with pure excitement when he passed Lily, "Ah, Ms. Evans you've done it again, good job!" He clapped, "ten points to Gryffindor, wonderful job."
When he reached Harry's cauldron his eyes lit up, "Well, Mr. Poetry, I'm- extremely surprised, only some of my best students-" He had a small crack in his voice and Lily turned her head toward Harry- "have gotten it done this perfectly."
Harry just bit his lip, "Er- thanks."
"Ten points to Gryffindor- truly wonderful job." Slughorn went back to his desk keeping and eye on Harry, "Homework is a hundred word essay on the effects of the potion you just made- I advise that you do not take it." Few in the class chuckled, except for Lily who gave a brilliant smile. Everyone exited the class and made their ways to study hall.
Hermione and Harry made their way to the library. But on their way there they didn't expect company. "Hey, Granger," Sirius said catch them on their way there.
"Oh, Hi, Sirius," Hermione said timidly. Sirius put an arm around her, "So, where are we on our way to?" Before either of them could speak Lily had found her way to them as well. "Hello, Harry, how are you? Wonderful job in potions by the way- Slughorn was speechless!"
She glared at Sirius for a moment before smiling at Harry. "Oh, I'm fine, thanks."
Hermione finally spoke to Sirius, "We're going to library." Lily smiled, "Me too!"
Sirius looked at them a bit shocked looking, "We have a library?"
Harry nodded, "Yes, can you imagine them fitting one in this tiny castle?" Sirius shook his head. Lily thought was laughing, maybe too much. When she stopped laughing she looked at Harry seriously, "Have they told you what Hogsmeade weekends are?"
Harry shook his head, "No." Lily smiled, "Of course not, I left that to James."
She sighed, "Well, it's when we get a day out to go to Hogsmeade a small town."
"Yes, when is our next trip, Evans?" Sirius asked. Lily glared, "Actually it's next weekend, Black." She sneered. "I was wondering if you'd like to go with me, I can show you around?"
"I know my way around perfectly, why ask me?" Harry laughed at Sirius. "I was asking Harry, I'd rather ask the giant squid than you, Black!" Lily said it with such dislike in her voice that Harry almost jumped. Sirius nodded, "I've heard he is a good date, but really Evans, I don't think you're his type."
For a split second Harry could have sworn he saw a smile crack on his mother's face, but it was gone when he blinked. "So, how about it," she looked at Harry, "Hogsmeade?"
Harry nodded, "Alright."
Sirius tightened his grasp on Hermione, "How about us too?" Hermione considered it for a moment, "Well, I guess I could."
"Fantastic," Sirius clapped, "it's a date!" Sirius skipped off as Hermione's eyes opened wide. "Oh no, it's not a date!" Lily laughed, "too late, Hermione."
Hermione looked at her in horror, "but it isn't! It's just a get together, like you and Harry!"
Lily's eyes kind of saddened. "Yes, well, Black isn't as understanding as I."
She smiled at Harry rather oddly before stepping back, "Do you two need me to show you the rest of the way?" They shook their heads. "Right, well, I'll see you at dinner then." Lily walked the other way and Harry sensed something was wrong.
Hermione looked at him, "This is mad, you know that don't you?" Harry looked at her; they were at the library entrance. "Why is it?" Hermione pushed open the door, "Well, if you haven't noticed, Lily likes you!"
Harry shook his head, "no, she's just showing me around!" Hermione rolled her eyes, "You and Ron will never understand." Hermione explained to Harry what Lily meant.
Finally arriving at the right area in the library, "Here we are." Hermione picked up the book and opened it. Both of them scanned the book for an hour, "I don't see one thing about them." Hermione said rather disappointedly.
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