Ok I know it has been a long time, and I have a lot of excuses too, but I will spare you and get on with the fic. All you need to know that this is like my first chapter of randomness as in the characters are based off my friends nicknames, some changes are that I (formerly Al) am now Scar, old Scar left, we have a new Al, and everyone else is the same. Enjoy (this actually sort of happened today)
Scar and Ed were in the library together browsing through the books because they could. Suddenly Ed growled to himself "gah! I don't want to read anymore! It's stupid" Scar looked at the boy who was making a scene and glanced at the text in front of the boy…
"Fairy tales?" Scar asked out loud wondering why Ed was reading such a book.
"Yeah the colonel says I have to read it and that there will be a test but…" Ed explained sticking his bottom lip out. "…I don't wanna!" he started crying.
"Uh…" Scar looked around nervously wondering if he could just blow up the brat… but that might get blood on the books…so he tried a different tactic. "Hey Fullmetal, I could read it to you, you know if you want me too"
At this Ed stopped crying and blinked a few times at the large man before whipping out a blue blanket and a teddy bear and sitting in a corner. Scar looked at him questioningly before shrugging it off and picking up the book.
"Once upon a time…" Scar began as Ed listened between giggling to himself about story time.
"…the end." Scar sighed closing the book after reading it all. He looked at Ed who had long ago fallen asleep and was slumped over drooling. "Stupid kid" Scar muttered and left the library.
The next day Scar was out blowing up some Alchemist brains when Ed found him. "Hey Scar!" he shouted.
Scar turned to see Ed before a paper was thrust into his face. "What the…" Scar stammered.
"I passed! I passed the test!" Ed shouted "thanks to you! You're the Best!" Ed started dancing around while Scar decided what to do. "Oh hey I have to read this book can we have another story time?" Ed asked throwing Scar a book.
"…Fairy tales two point oh?... what the hell two point oh!?" Scar shouted reading the title.
"Yup" Ed chimed "well?"
"Will you go away if I say yes?" Scar groaned thinking that he never wanted to have kids of his own.
"No silly I'll have to listen, but if you say no I'll just follow you everywhere new big brother!"
"New big brother?! What the hell!" Scar shouted
"Come on story time, story time, story time!" Ed chanted.
"Ihsballa Save ME!" Scar yelled to the heavens.
Yay there is something... the true story is that i read the questions on the work sheet to Ed and she then asked me to give her the answers too. almost as annoying.
