Ah friends and high school life can make up for a dead muse quite effectivly, Kiki and i are so evil to our friends... ha ha li love my life sometimes.
"Heeeey Scar wait up
"Heeeey Scar wait up!" Ed called out running up to the Ishballen man
Scar groaned and turned to face the small boy his latest victim (a bystander who had mentioned that he fit a stereotype) dangling from his hand. "What is it you idiot, just because I decided not to kill you does not make us friends!" he shouted.
"Read me a new story?" Ed asked/pleaded making puppy dog eyes.
"No already go bug your own brother."
"But he pokes me!" Ed whined. Scar dropped the corpse and flexed his hand growling.
"I can do worse" Scar said simply a malicious grin working onto his face.
"Don't kill me I have cheese!" Ed shouted, cowering.
"Cheese? What the…"
"And chocolate! All you can eat! Spare me!" Ed was in tears now gripping Scars leg and crying into it. "Please I'm too young to die; I haven't even gotten to vote!"
"We aren't in a democr…"
"I want to live please don't kill me!"
"Shrimp-cake let go!"
"Spare me, if not for me, for you! Think of your soul!"
"Dude, not kidding off!"
"I have so much to…" Scar smacked him causing him to let go and blink dazedly as tears kept streaming down his face.
"I said let go of me twerp!" Scar growled glaring at the boy.
"Yo Scar, Ed what's up?" Mustang asked approaching the two.
"My dear friend Ed here was giving me his cheese and chocolate" Scar said grinning and pulling Ed up to his feet.
"I was?" Ed asked confused
"Ohh cheese and chocolate! As your superior officer I demand some too Edward!"
"What?!"
"Come on Edo don't be stingy" Scar said smiling like the cat that ate the canary. "We all are friends here."
"But you said…"
"Now Ed" the two adults said.
"Well that was productive" Scar said through a mouthful of cheese.
"Quite pleasure doing business with you Scar" Mustang agreed.
"That was my lunch!" Ed whined as the two walked off.
"Good too, but next time bring more" Scar grinned waving at Ed as they got further from him.
"I hear Al has cookies" Mustang mentioned.
"So you want to be the first to meet him of should I this time?" Scar asked.
"Well, I think I will, wait for your cue."
"Yes sir" Scar laughed as he and Mustang spotted the other Elric, "let's see you top me"
"Any time Scar any time."
"Twenty bucks says I'm faster"
"Make it thirty and you're on"
"Deal"
"Let's do it"
And so the two got into position and robbed Al of the cookies.
"Time" Mustang asked.
"Three minutes. Pay up" Scar held out his hand.
"Shoot, well a deals a deal and we still got cookies."
"Same time tomorrow?"
"As always!" both men went their separate ways laughing and plotting.
Just so you don't get the wrong impression, we did let the two have some for themselves, but we are a tag team to get the best parts... the sad part is they don't catch on... oh well revewers get some of the spoils! also i am now accepting reader ideas of what we should do, as long as it fits our personalitys.
