hi, this happend a while ago, but i just now got around to typing it up, just FYI if any of you are watching my other stories brotherhood oneshots should have a new chapter or two shortly, False home will eventualy... like before the end of november hopefully have a new chapter, some stories may dissapear, mostly those i have no more ideas to continue, if anyone has a problem with any story i take down just message me and i'll see what i can do about it, anyway a mile in my shoes is in progress again... although many characters may be OOC at points and Ed will be heard from less at the rate i'm going in that one, also my crack stories may get new chapers, even crazy in normal that is labled compleat may find a new chapter... i dunno though, anyway college is killing me slowly, in a differnt way than high school, argh, i hate not haveing any spending money...

anyway enough of that, it is late, i am tired, it is monday, i have an eight o clock class in the morning, i have a half hour walk to get there, i need a breakfast before since it is math, breakfast takes half an hour here, argh i should be asleep... but of course i can't, i'm too tired to sleep... that makes no sence... i am acting like two differnt people in as many paragraphs... oh and i have a club meating tomorrow!

oh right and i don't own FMA... that too... wow i'm whiney tonight! anyway enjoy!

"Hey guys" Scar said taking a seat next to Edward and across from Roy.

"Hiya Scar!" Ed chirped "Hey we both got the same lunch! Isn't that cool?"

"Why in the world did I give you that chocolate earlier?" Scar muttered to himself. Then he looked across the table to see what Roy was doing. Roy was not paying any attention to what was going on as he had his nose firmly planted in a book. "What 'cha ree-aadin'?" Scar asked.

Roy glanced up quickly and tilted the book up so Scar could just see Twilight inscribed on the cover. Then Roy returned to his reading.

"Yeah, all day Colonel Mustang has been a boring bookworm!" Ed giggled as Scar smirked.

"Have not" Roy denied turning the page without looking up.

"Duly noted, honestly I don't care; I myself am often a bookworm. However weren't you the one who said that you would never read Twilight?" Scar laughed a little and kept the smirk on his face.

"Who is reading Twilight?" Winry asked coming in.

"Mustang" Scar and Ed replied and the three shared a knowing look.

"Ah so the Colonel has finally come to terms with it." Winry sighed.

"What? That vamps are awesome?" Ed innocently asked. Winry and Scar who knew just where she was going with that comment smirked.

"Not quiet. I was talking about how in Twilight there is a hot and smexy golden eyed seventeen year old named Edward." Winry said laughing.

"What?! EW, No, no no no no no no no!" Roy and Ed both shouted looking disgusted and staring at Winry and Scar who were laughing their heads off.

"Priceless." Scar sighed as he got control of his breathing again.

"You guys…. I can't read like this!" Roy growled getting up and stomping out of the room. Winry sat down at the computer and began doing something while Ed and Scar continued their lunches and discussed the Colonel's love life. After about ten minutes Winry turned to face Scar and Ed with puppy dog eyes.

"Guys…" she said.

"Yes…" they replied wary of her.

"Could you go get Roy pweese!" she begged.

"Why?" Scar asked still on edge.

"'Cause I wanna go on a site he knows." Winry said.

"Fine" Scar sighed getting up "Edo throw this out for me" he added tossing his trash at Ed. Scar found Roy just in the next room "yo! Winry wants you Roy" Scar said.

"Tough, tell her to deal" Roy grunted. Scar rolled his eyes and returned to relay the message to Winry.

"He says to deal with it." Scar told Winry preparing to sit down again.

"Tell him it's important." She pressed.

"I doubt it will change anything, wait until he puts the book down" Scar grunted.

"That could be days, he reads slow" Ed said.

"Slow huh? And who is it that has had my book for three months now?" Scar asked.

"Now, now Scar we can't all read like the wind like you do." Winry tried to help Ed.

"Three months! Three months Winry! My brother could read it faster and he is incredibly slow! And it is not even a novel it's a manga!"

"Ouch" Winry grunted "anyway go get Roy"

"The things I do for you people" Scar muttered standing again this time he grabbed Ed's arm pulling the boy to his feet.

"Hey Scar let go" Ed whined.

"No Edo" Scar said "you are coming with me"

"Why?"

"Because misery loves company, that and you are cuter than I am."

"… oh no Scar, not you too!" Ed shrieked horrified trying to run for it.

"I meant cute like a puppy dog you goof, anyway we all know how much Roy loves cute puppies."

"Hey Roy, she says it's important." Scar said still holding onto a whining Ed.

"I'm ignoring all of you" Roy said.

"Mm hmm" Scar hummed "Edo talk to him"

"Why do you always call me Edo?"

"Do you like Edo-kun better?"

"No"

"Then that's why"

"… Your logic is astounding"

"Do your thing Edo"

"Ay captain" Ed said snapping a salute. "Roy, please"

"No"

"Pretty please?"

"Go bug your brother"

"Roooy"

"Nooooo"

"I'll make Winry buy you a milkshake"

"How noble"

"Are you really sure"

"Really, really, go away"

"Not even for a minute?"

"I am not leaving this chair Ed, got it?"

"Ok" Ed chirped and Scar rolled his eyes preparing to walk back into the other room and telling Winry to just talk to Roy herself when he stopped hearing Roy shout out. He looked back to see Ed grabbing Roy's chair and rolling it to the doorway. "Out of the way Scar" Ed called.

"Ed stop it. Let go" Roy growled.

"You said you wouldn't leave the chair." Ed reasoned.

"You did say that Roy" Scar said between cackling laughter as he held the door open for Ed.

Roy glared "traitors" he muttered before deciding to just get pushed along.

Ed pushed him all the way to the computer and rammed Roy's knees into the wall. "Ow watch it Ed" Roy grunted.

"oh good you got him" Winry said "hey Roy, how did you find that animal personality quiz site?" everyone, Scar and Ed who had been laughing and were expectant of Winry's wish and Roy who had been ignoring his insane group of friends were dead silent staring at her.

"…that was the important site?" Scar asked after a few minutes.

"… Wow" Ed said.

"… you had them harass me for that?!" Roy shouted "I was reading!"

"It'll only take a second" Winry said.

"I can't believe you!"

"Wow" Scar and Ed said together "just wow"

"Please Roy"

"… uh I just googled it"

"Yeah under what key words"

"Oh I don't know 'animal personality test' maybe!" Roy growled.

"Uh huh and how far down the list?" Winry said doing just that and sounding serious.

"I don't know! I went to a lot how am I supposed to know!" Roy shouted he stood up and grabbed the chair pulling it back to the room it belonged in and presumably resuming reading.

"Wow" Scar and Ed said again looking at each other knowing that they would have to deal with an upset and angry Roy for the rest of the day.

"I don't know why he was so upset" Winry grumbled. Clicking on a test "ok let's see…"

Ed and Scar moved in to look at the screen finding a momentary distraction from their own sorry fates in seeing what animal Winry would be put as.

Five minutes later…

Roy glanced up as Ed and Scar exited the room sniggering and Winry stormed out glaring at them. "Not a word that test lies!" she hissed glareing at Scar in particular.

"What happened?" Roy asked curious.

"Well she took a test----"Scar began.

"No! It lies that is not what I am!" Winry shrieked lunging at Scar who laughed evilly.

"And?" Roy pressed needing to know.

Scar looked over at Winry who was fuming in a corner he got a little demon angel kind of face before he bent down to whisper in Roy's ear. Roy grinned and Winry shrieked tackling Scar.

"I told you not to!" she shouted. While Scar grinned and laughed.

"You're a Llama?!" Roy laughed.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Winry shouted while her friends laughed.

you know with these stories one outside our group may think we are really bad friends… particularly me… oh well, it gives fuel. Oh and sadly this may be the last unless i type up older events , I am in college now, and away from these friends, I have a new group of anime friends, they are just as insane, but we don't have character nicknames from any fandom… I'm now Fluffy Alex since we have like four Alex's both male and female… I went from Scar to Fluffy Alex… it astounds me.