Yay! Another chapter! I am so surprised at how much I've been enjoying writing for this story. You guys rock who have been reviewing! I don't have much to say so I'm going to wrap this up before Max or Fang interupts me.
Fang: I heard that! I have feelings to you know!
Max: Oh shut up Fang! Darn I hate it when guys are on there period.
Fang: Hey!
Me: *hysterically laughing* I know huh? They get so PMS-y!
Fang: *mumbles* I'm leaving. I don't have to take this.
Me: phew ok ok ok. Here's the actually story and the disclaimer and everything.
Disclaimer: I do not own maximum ride or anything that has to do with the series.
Claimer: I own the plot.
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"Ohh Fang darling!" I called sarcastically. He grumbled and came over to me from the couch.
"Is your show over so we can update and check our reviews?" I asked.
"No." he said.
"Oh well your updating with me anyway. Your just watching more half naked girls anyway, which by the way we'll have to have a talk about. Next you'll be watching porn on the internet." I said.
"They aren't even half naked! Their fully clothed!" he said.
"Whatever already! Let's update!" I said. "Oh look we got a review!"
Review from: Taylor Lautner is a HOTTIE:
Hey can you guys write more? Pretty please! And Fang you're a PERV! Can I slap him? And Max you're my favorite character! Your so awesome!
I was on the floor laughing! "She nailed you on that one Fang!"
"Shut up! I am not perverted! I wasn't watching half naked girls! Oh and you left bruises from when you and Ella beat Iggy and I up!" [[if you don't know what their talking about read the author's note from the last chapter]] he said.
I laughed even harder. "Oh you guys should have seen your faces! Well Iggy's was a lost cause but you know what I mean."
"Whatever let's update already! MTV going to come right back. Let's make this snappy."
I rolled my eyes. "Alright we'll do this quickly so you can back to your half naked girls."
He screamed. "They aren't half naked!!"
"Jeez Fang. Overreaction?" I said laughing.
"Whatever. Scoot aside let me type my part." he said.
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~Fang's POV~
Are there any guys reading this? If there are doesn't it just bug the hell out of you when your girlfriend won't leave alone and is always trying to 'help you change your ways'? Well it doesn't bug me because me girlfriend is the best. [[sorry max was right behind me reading over my shoulder but she went to the bathroom meaning I've got like 2 minutes to say whatever's on my mind]] I guess she just want's me to change for my own good but seriously. I'm a 15 year old guy with little to no physical contact with only Max when she feels like it. And guess when she feels like it? 3 am in the morning. Yeah it's a long story. You know what I've got time so let's recap.
As I said it was 3 in the FREAKING morning and I was sleeping soundly. My subconscious heard my door squeck open and someone walk in. I didn't realize it until the moving shadow spoke.
"Fang? Are you awake?" Max asked fully awake which surprised. There are two things that Max just doesn't like to go without: showers and sleep. You just don't mess with those when it comes to Max. we all had to learn that the hard way but I'm getting off subject.
"I am now. Why?" I asked from my comfy warm bed.
"Scoot over." she said.
I scooted over and she slid in next to me. "What's up?"
"Nothing." she said smiling.
She woke me up at 3 just to say hello? Oh no! this is not gonna fly((no pun intended)). "So your in my room why?" I asked sliding my arms around her waist.
"Felt like it." she said.
"Why?"
"Well gee Fang so sorry that me wanting to be with you is so inconvienant. I was in the mood to be next to you." she said rolling her eyes.
"Wait so you woke up at three in the morning just to come cuddle with me?" I asked still confused.
She sighed. "Fang. Just stop talking and go to bed. Your not helping yourself here."
"Um…ok. You are the most complex girl I know."
She mumbled something but was soon fast asleep, leaving me wondering why she all of a sudden was wanting to be all lovey dovey. Usually when I do something like that she says she's not in the mood.
But hey what're you gonna do? I love her anyway.
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"There your turn." he said glancing back at the TV. I rolled my eyes and took Fang's spot in front of the computer.
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~Max's POV~
Jeez Fang makes it sound like it's so horrible living with me. Well you wanna know what it's like to live with HIM?
I was just sitting on the couch watching TV in the living room when Fang walked into the kitchen which was connected to the living room.
"Do we have milk?" he asked.
"How should I know?" I replied.
"Well you usually know these kinds of things." he said.
"Well Fang if you don't see any milk then there's no milk. I don't guard the fridge to make sure the milk elves don't come and take your precious white gold!" I said returning my attention to the TV. Jeez. You'd think he'd know that if he didn't see milk there was no milk!
"Um…ok." he said and walked out of the room.
See what I mean? oh there was this one incident with him and Iggy and there was Canadian bacon involved…believe me you don't even want to know. I will never look at bacon the same.
Then there was the banana incident too! Oh my god that was funny!
"Do we have any bananas?" Fang asked me walking into, yes the kitchen. All the funny stuff seems to happen in there.
"Why? Are you having period cramps? I read on the internet that help get rid of them." I said glancing at him.
He grimaced. "Very funny. No I'm just hungry."
"So your in the mood for bananas?" I asked raising an eyebrow.
"Maybe. Why?"
"Just wondering." I said smirking at him.
He lifted one eyebrow and walked out of the room. I wonder how long it'll take him before he realizes that he grabbed one of the banana's that were completely turned black?
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"It was all black?!??!?!?!" Fang said furiously. He absolutely HATED banana's that have even a tiny little part that isn't yellow.
I laughed to point where I was in tears. "Yes!"
He got mad and stormed off. Again.
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~Max's POV~
Well Fang's mad about the whole banana thing, why I don't know though, and left. Again. Will he never learn that running from the great and powerful Maximum Ride will never work. Ooh! I beat he's watching half naked girls!! Well I'm gonna go see and try to get more blackmail so I'm out.
Review. Or else.
-Max
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Their you have it. Sorry for not updating in a while. I've been super swamped with homework and I've been working on this chapter piece by piece. I'll be updating my other story, Family Reunion, soon.
Please review. I'll update when I get at least 6 reviews. Thanks!
Peace, Love, and Chocolate,
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