And She Shall Speak Each Truth, With No Fault Or Lie.
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Pairing: Fred and Hermione.
HellionKyou
Chapter Two: Only truth be told.
"What the hell did I just eat?" Hermione flew up from the bed, staring Fred in the eye.
"Something you were not suppose to." He said plainly.
"We need to test if it works…"George said. "But please don't tell mum."
"Fred!"
He jumped to her upset voice.
"You ate something we were testing, no harm will come, but we need to test it."
"How?"
"Hey Hermione, why do you come in her a lot?" George asked.
She glared but her mouth began to open and words of her own secret, blurted out.
"To see Fred." She covered her mouth.
"Well it works."
"What works?"
"You my dear, can't lie, nor can hold false information, we could tape your mouth shut, and you would still answer the truth when someone asked…oh dear brother, we have to keep her away from mum, and Ginny." Fred said in horror.
"When's it wear off?"
"We cant keep her from mum, like we can't keep you from Hermione…and um it where's off…eventually."
"Bloody hell, you assholes."
"Wow she cusses, is this new Fred dear?"
"Why ask me?"
"Stop bantering over there!, and work on a bloody cure, or else." She then stormed out of the room.
"I wonder what?"
"You won't get laid." George laughed.
"Brother dear, she is under our truth spell, she is running around the bloody burrow, who knows what she'll say." Fred said.
"True, but lets follow her, because I think some of it may be funny, unless we get yelled at by mom."
"Yes buy we have a reasonable explanation, sides Hermy loves you, well she likes you, so maybe she will cover our asses."
They quickly zapped out of the room, and was on Hermione's tail, they even were able to turn themselves into cats, so when she talked to Ginny they slipped under the bed.
"They WHAT?" Ginny said "Did you tell mum?"
"No, and I hope I don't have to, it was my fault not theirs, I was there at the wrong time."
"Yeah because you just love Fred, don't you?" Ginny smiled.
"Yes. I do…shit Gin."
"Oh pssh like their here anyways, they are probably laughing in the room or doing something weird."
"Yeah well, he doesn't fancy me back, I can't blame him, I'm not pretty, im a book worm…"
"Bull, your beautiful. Sides are you really that afraid of thunderstorms you had to sneak into my brothers room?"
"Yes. Ginny."
"Ok for a tester…do you want to shag Fred.?"
"Y…"She covered her mouth and mumbled it into her hands.
"What was that, you don't want to shag Fred?"
Her hands dropped off her mouth "No I do…"
Ginny saw two orange cats. "Fred George get out!!" Ginny screamed, she picked them up and through them out.
Hermione, hid under the covers of the spare bed. "Sorry I had no idea thoughs creeps where in here, but maybe you should stay away from everyone still they figure an antidote."
"There isn't one, it has to take its course."
"Thoughs blunder heads."
The day passed and they had to go to dinner. Hermione didn't look at Fred the entire time.
"Hermione, dear what's wrong."
"Fred and George let me eat their test subject for their shop, now I have to tell the truth on everything and I have no privacy because these two follow me around in the form of cats."
Mrs. Weasley started to scream at the twins.
"But then again maybe I shouldn't of ate what was in Fred's hand, even though it was so close to me."
"Not your fault deary, my boys have always been trouble. Fred George Antidote?"
She was giving them that look.
"Yeah there isn't one." George said.
"WHAT?"
"Chill mum, it will wear off." Fred said.
"When, when Hermione tells people things she rather not discuss!"
Fred stood up. "Well if it makes you feel better, I'll blurt something out, I'm in love with Hermione." He said and walked off, his twin not far behind. "And he is not under a potion" George pointed out before he left.
Hermione was speechless. "May I…"
"Yes." Before Hermione could continue.
Hermione rushed to The twins room and knocked. George opened the door. He let her in and went back to the dinner table.
"You got us in trouble."
"You let me eat a truth potion."
He pulled her beside him on the bed. "Good news is, you didn't eat that much. That was tester, may only last for two more days."
She threw her hands up In the air. "And the trouble I can get into. I might as well lock my self in Gin's room."
"Or mine." He said and then cleared his throat.
"You know if Ron wasn't away, he would probably be abusing the fact that I cant lie, now Harry won't dare, now that your mum is pissed."
Fred laughed. "Such langue."
"Well Freddie, I am not a kid anymore, I rather not use such langue, but you and your brother…I am not a lab rat!."
"Your fault Granger. "
"Then you follow me around disguised as cats. Do you have no shame?"
He sighed. "I bloody well understand your upset, so would you please stop yelling, I'm not interrogate you like my sister did, or like George wants to."
"Really, why not?"
"Did you not hear what I said before I left.?"
"You love me, that could mean like a sister."
"No dear, in love."
Hermione stood up. "I'm go lay down."
"My beds softer."
"So…"
"Gin will ask more questions."
"You all can ask anything you want, there is nothing I have to hide, since you hid under the bed, and now know I like you and would shag you, so, I'm going back to Ginny's, and safe proofing it from simple minded twins, who have no respect and turn to into cats to spy!!!!." She then slammed the door and put many spells in Ginny's room to keep out the twins. She laid down and Ginny watched with amazement.
"If Fred, announced it, he ment it."
"Not the point right now."
"Sorry…"
"Go ahead, ask all you want, now I have nothing to hide."
"If you and my brother marry you'll be my sister."
"Well that's how it would work yes, but who said I was marring that git."
"You want to be furious at him like you should, but you can't, can you?"
"No, I want to, but I can't, now I jus want to hug him."
"So give this night a day to break, and then go hug the damn git tomorrow, though it would be funny if he thought you were still mad at him, even when the spell wore off."
"Why Ms. Weasley, that's a con-artists job." She smiled.
"Pay back."
