Alright! Me and my imaginary friends(Pablo, Brad, and Shadow) are back! Sorry it took so long. I've been busy working on my other maximum ride fanfic and of course with school. Suggestions would help a lot.

Disclaimer: I do not own Maximum Ride or anything that has to do with it.

Claimer: I own this plot. Hands off!

Alright well I'm tired of writing disclaimers and claimers so yeah. Those ones go for the entire story.

Speaking of the story you'll probably want to read the story now huh? Well ok. I guess I'll let you since Brad's bugging me to get on with it already(which is kind of funny considering Pablo's the impatient one).

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~Max's POV~

I think the world just might end right now! Fang-the one who said from the very beginning that we shouldn't do this- came to me to update! That's the first time ever! Sucks to be him though cuz I get to update first like always -insert cute smiley face here- .

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"I asked if we should update, not that I wanted to." Fang said with a stubborn look on his face.

"Whatever. The two are close enough." I said trying to go back to typing. Fang just wouldn't let it drop though.

"Who do you think is going to believe me?" he said.

"Fang, unless you shut your genetically enhanced mouth, your going to be six feet under pretty dang soon." I threatened.

"Do they really bury you six feet under when you die?"

"How would I know? Google it on your laptop." I replied turning back to the computer.

"I think I will." he said leaving. Finally.

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Enough about Fang though. He left right now to go play on Google. God knows what that child's going to look up.

Anyway. So the other day Iggy and I had a pretty…interesting conversation.

"Max, would you rather die naked or eat nothing but pudding for the rest of your life?" Iggy asked.

I put my finger to my chin in that universal way of wisdom and pondering. "Well Iggy. I'd have to say I'd rather die naked then have the freedom of eating whatever I want taken away from me."

"So you'd rather a hundred other people see your naked, cold body then simply have to eat pudding?" he replied. "Well I'd rather just eat pudding for my entire life. I mean I could eat different flavors. Like I could have vanilla for breakfast, chocolate for lunch and butterscotch for dinner."

" You would eat butterscotch pudding? That's disgusting. Besides that I'm sure they would clothe me. Plus the mortician has to see me naked to get me changed cause I'm letting anyone who lives in this house get me dressed for my funeral."

"You don't trust us?" he questioned with an evil smile.

"Not at all." I stated without an ounce of hesitation.

"I heard talk of pudding." Angel said walking into the room.

"Yeah Angel, would you rather die naked or have to eat pudding for the rest of your life?" Iggy asked.

"Eat pudding." she stated simply and Iggy stuck his tongue out at me.

"Why?"

"Because I don't want anyone to see me naked, I don't even like getting naked to get in the shower." she said.

"Um…that's interesting." I said trying to hold back laughter at the thought of Angel grossing herself out at the thought of being naked in the shower.

"Stop laughing!" she said irritably. "I can hear you laughing in your head."

"I'm sorry Angel. It's just a funny thought." I said.

But I'll stop the conversation right there because the rest is unimportant. Where was Fang during all this? On Google.

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"God, you make it sound like I was doing dirty things on Google." Fang said next to me.

"Hey, what you do in your room is your business." I stated putting my hands up in an I-surrender sort of way.

"I won't address that." He just looked at me with a blank stare and scooted into my chair.

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~Fang's POV~

Well I don't know what Max thinks I was doing on Google and I don't think I want to know either. Since we're apparently on the topic of conversations with Iggy I might as well tell you one of our interesting conversations.

I was sitting my room staring at the ceiling(it's more fun than it sounds. Try it sometime.) when the Igmeister walks in and sits on my bed.

After a few moments of Iggy not saying anything I decided to say "Ig?"

"Fang, What would you do if I died right now?"

"Depends on how you died."

"Say I spontaneously combusted."

"Well I'd say that was pretty ironic since you're the one who supplies the bombs. Then I'd ask why you decided to come into my room to spontaneously combusted." I answered.

"I'd be dead. You wouldn't get an answer." Iggy said.

"Well why do you wanna know?"

"Just wondering." Then he walked out without another word, leaving me wondering whether this conversation was something I should worry about or not.

"IGGY!!!!" I heard Max yell.

I decided not to worry about it. I think Max was all over it.

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I slapped Fang's arm. "Fang you idiot. How much more did he have to spell it out to you?"

"How was I supposed to know he was going to blow something up" he answered.

"He said 'died', 'spontaneously combusted' and 'just wondering' all at once. How much more suspicious does it get?" I asked.

"Well this is why you're the leader and not me."

I shook my head. "Your so retarded."

He smiled. "But you love me anyway."

"Yeah yeah. Whatever, let's just do the ending." I said.

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~Max and Fang's POV~

So, children, the moral of the story is Fang and Iggy are idiots who can't be left alone for more than 2 seconds. And yet we love them anyway.

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-Max and Fang

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Alright you guys I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sorry for not updating sooner. I have been so busy that I'm surprised I had time to write this. I have a 4 paged typed essay complete with a powerpoint that's due on Monday that I haven't even started on to do plus my other homework.

Again really sorry for not updating sooner.

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