Gah! Thankyouthankyouthankyou! I love you all for the awesome reviews (: It seriously makes my day when I open Gmail and see an inbox full of reviews! And you'll find out who wrote the last letter in the end (:

I hate how short these are...but I can't write long letters without giving a lot away, you know? But after I'm through with the letters and I'm writing the conclusion, it will all make sense and will be long (:


Kempy,

Dump Massie. You have to! You and I have been best friends since the fetus, but so have Massie and I! I know things that she's not telling you.

I love you –as a friend-, and as much as I love Massie, you need to know that…well how can I put this gently? She's fucking your best friend. Sorry I know that's not gentle but…well its true!

Just dump her spoiled ass and be done with her. Even I'm getting tired of her! And I'm her best friend. But she puts us both down.

I didn't write this letter just to tell you to dump Massie Block, but to tell you I'm really glad we're friends. I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have you to vent to, to cry with, to laugh with, then I swear I would be, like, dead.

So thanks, you truly are a great friend (: By the way, Caramel Macchiatos tomorrow at Starbucks? Extra caffeine, my treat!

Ove-Lay Ou-Yay