And She Shall Speak Each Truth, With No Fault Or Lie.

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Pairing: Fred and Hermione.

HellionKyou

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Chapter Four: Foxy Foxy

It's funny when you date one of the twins, everyone thinking you should date Ron, you guys argue like your married. Well I don't want to argue. I want to laugh, and I want a guy who can always make me smile and even when we fight, we make up an hour later. With Ron, we didn't have that.

Ginny and Harry are already a couple, I've been noticing more rings on her fingers, so in the words of the Weasleys, "Bloody hell, Harry." But I also so another ring on her finger a special finger, I think she has something to tell us, or hide from us.

Any ways I Hermione Granger is dating Fredrick Weasley, Prankster, and use to be player.

Here we go again…

Normal Pov

She laid on his bed, her hair was put up , and not paying attention to the twins as they experimented, she was fixated on her book. Beside her was a glass of butter beer and she had food she kept her food on her stomach.

"George dear, this is a liquid."

"I see, this. I don't suppose we could…"

"Make a drink, prank, love the idea, we need to test…" Fred was paused. "Put a few drops in her butter beer, it's tasteless." George said.

"Well ok, since it is harmless, she is going to hurt me…"

"But think how cute she will be, and how this will benefit." George smiled .

Fred took the clear liquid, that was in a small vile, he poured what was in it, in her drink and then tossed it at George back handed. Hermione turned. "What did you do?" she asked almost putting her book down, when he leaned in, and kissed her passionately. "I just wanted a kiss."

"Well get George out of her and we can do more than kiss." Hermione smiled and kissed him again. Fred pulled away all jumpy she drank her butter beer.

"Take 2 hours to come into effect brother dear, have fun with 'Mione, I am going to go taunt Ronnie." George said then he was gone.

Hermione put her food aside and her book aside as well, Fred leaped at her but didn't land on her. He began to kiss up her neck, and then reaching her lips, she had obviously used strawberry banana lip gloss, the taste was bliss, he leaned more so on her body, and before he could get anywhere, Ron burst in with George straight behind, he zapped Ron to hold him back.

"Ah, so the rumors of the Burrow are true, you and my brother, are…are…what is it that your doing, bloody fucking hell!" Ron was pissed. But not as pissed as Fred, he kissed Hermione once more and then got up as she did.

"Ronald get out, it is none of your business what your brother and I do!" Hermione snapped.

"He's my brother, you're my best friend…you can't. "

"Ginny and Harry."

"That's different Hermione, your…" Ron paused Fred got in his face and was steamed, not even his own twin has seen him like this. It kind of turned Hermione on.

"She isn't yours, she is her own person, you bloody git, and yes she's my girlfriend, I love her, and if you have any intention of hurting her by making her feel bad, by dating one of us, then I will poison you in your sleep, and forever will be a monkey, no get the fuck out of my room."

Ron looked scared as well as George. Hermione was turned on. She got up and wrapped her arms around Fred's torso, Ron seeing the ring.

"Your shagging my brother…" Ron said no more and just left.

George smiled with fear. "Sorry mate I tried to stop him, but you know, he needed to know, I'll leave you two alone, Hermy looks like she wants to mount you." Then George was gone.

She sat on the bed as he joined her, he was pissed, but she pinned him down, and started to kiss him. "I love you too."

He smiled. "Your going to bloody hate me in three…two…one…" *POOF* She was a medium size White fox. She looked down at her body, and she noticed fur, then she sprang off Fred and he handed her, her mirror, she let out a cry, and ran out the door. Fred chased her down she ran into the kitchen Molly screamed…"Fred, George what did you do?"

Fred picked her up. "It's Hermione."

Hermione bit him, she let her go. Molly started to whack her sons with spatulas.

"Hey stop that." Fred said. Hermione was biting both of the twins legs and Ron's just because he deserved it.

George bent down to Hermione while still being hit. "I'm sorry Hermione it wasn't Fred's idea, it was mine. Its harmless you will be ow, fine ow mom!, you will change back tonight, and you may want to be near a robe because you'll be naked." George said.

Hermione ran to Ginny's room, and Ginny followed, leaving Harry and Ron plying chess.

Hermione sat on her bed, Ginny sat beside her, and petted her.

"Your soft, but what my brothers did was low, but for once George took the heat, so don't hate Fred, it'll kill him if you dump him." She said.

Hermione's head was down.

"I know was shocked but I talked to them and mom and Fred has never loved anyone before, him pulling shit on you, well they need a tester, though I think they are going to use Ron for now on."

"Ok so no more tests on Hemy." George said.

Fred sat on his be and his hands threw his hair. "ya think , lets just bloody well test on Ron, he's a fuckin' wanker, and I do not want to loose Hermione."

Night came, and the door opened. George apologized to the fox. "Good news Hermy, Ron's our new tester, and may I say Foxy Foxy, your so cute, maybe you should stay that way, say Fred, why is she white?"

Fred looked at his brother. "I don't know…cute though Foxy Foxy" Fred sang as well as George. Fred sat down Hermione jumped in his lap and curled up. Fred's twin left and locked the door She let out a cry, and changed back, she was starked, she got up and put her cloths back on.

"You're an ass!"

He lowered his head, and handed her a soft black small box. She opened it and her eyes went wide.

He looked up, from the floor wet face, tears…

Hermione stared at the item in her box, then kissed him.

"And?"

"Put it on me."

"Kinky." Fred smiled.

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