A/N: I don't own DN, ect ect you know the drill this sucks blah blah

The Mystery Continues

"You did it, didn't you?!"

Mello stared his newest suspect down, as if trying to tear them apart with his eyes.

Those scary eyes.

Those..

Horrible.

Eyes.

Staring into your very soul.

Peering into your heart!

Tearing away your darkest secrets.

Ripping the scabs off of your deepest wounds.

"Don't just ignore me! I know you did it! I have a witness!"

"Mello, why are you yelling at my puzzle?"

"Don't try to cover it up! Why should you defend this.. this chocolate-napper, Near?! Why?!" Mello shouted, turning to near and pointing at his blank puzzle, waving his finger at it in circles furiously.

"You've accused Matt, Linda, random people you don't even know, and a woman going on a walk nearby. I don't think a puzzle would be your main suspect right now, Mello."

Mello gasped.

"You helped them, didn't you?! You're on their side!"

"Whatever you say." Near simply responded, before going back to his puzzle. He was the only one that didn't use one of the following responses below:

Start crying

Throw a pencil at him

Think he was crazy

All of the above

Suppose he's gonna have to add 'Practically ignore'.

Meanwhile, Matt was still being a drama llama over Mello's accusation.

"How could he?! I'm his loyal friend! Why would I steal his stupid chocolate?!" Matt shouted as he paced the empty hallway. Many people had come and gone during his episodes.

He had never been without his games for so long!

He was starting to lose his mind!

Somewhere, far away, Mello's eye twitched. He couldn't shake the feeling that someone said..

Stupid.

Chocolate.

..Stupid Chocolate.

... Stupid Chocolate.

The two words echoed in his mind like he was in an endless echoey space of echoness.

It was horrifying.

He twitched, clenching his fists, before pointing at random child.

"You said it, didn't you?! You said it! Don't stare at me like that! Hey, hey, don't run away! You can run, but you can't hide, chocolate-insulter! I'll get you!" Mello shouted, jutting a finger at the poor child that had decided to flee his wrath.

Boy, whoever stole his chocolate needed to give it back.

Fast.

Before he decided it was time to murder someone because they blinked when he accused them of stealing his chocolate.

"Ryuuzaki, are you sure you want to do this?"

"Watari, it is necessary that I choose my successor in case I am to die unexpectedly during the Kira case."

And so L stepped out of the vehicle…

..walked towards Wammy's House…

..Opened the door…

..And was lunged at.

"Holy cake with sprinkles and strawberries on top!"

"..And maybe some ice-cream, too!"

"It was you, wasn't it! I know it was you! You're the filthy nobody who stole my chocolate!"

Mello stared down at L, a dead serious look in his eyes.

And L stared back at him.

And Watari was just standing there wondering why the hell Mello tackled L to the ground screaming about chocolate.

"You won't get away with this! I will get you! Someday, some how!" Mello proclaimed, his eyes wide and twitching as if he were a maniac.

Oh wait.

Without his chocolate, he was!

A/N: That was so pure crack. Don't even ask.

~TSD