A/N: Hello. This is TSD. I suddenly got a burst of crackish inspiration..

..Sorry this is so short, although I don't think it's good at all.

WARNING WARNING OMG WARNING: This is a crackfic, thus it be very crackish in my eyes, causing many characters to be OOC, so please do not bother me about that.

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"You're chocolate went missing?!"

L stared at Mello with disbelief, his mouth agape. He was so startled that he almost lost his balance – he was sitting on the floor in his knee-hugging position, of course, but that only made it worse.

"..This is dire, Mello! Why didn't you contact me sooner?" He gave Mello no time to respond, before coming to a conclusion of the act that needed to be done. "Watari! I have no choice - I must solve this case! Bring me my spinny chair!" The legendary detective ordered, Watari's eyes widening.

Mello sat cross-legged upon the floor, arms crossed over his chest, his eyes narrowed – he was angry. It was only expected of him to be, though! Who wouldn't be, having their chocolate choconapped?! He had no choice but to sit back and plan ferociously until it came time to take action.

"L, please reconsider the matter! You don't necessarily need your spinny chair to –"

"Watari, I told you to bring me my spinny!"

"Please, L, think this through! You shouldn't be so rash, there is no need for your spinny chair right at this instant!"

L's eyes narrowed. "Watari, are you questioning the decision I, L, the greatest detective known to man, have come to?" He questioned, sending shivers down the older man's spine. "No, L, I just think that you should think this through," Watari began, walking towards L to put a hand on his shoulder, only to find himself pushed away. "Get me my spinny chair!"

Silence.

"Fine, Watari, I'll go get it myself!"

And suddenly, L rose to his feet, storming out of the room.

Mello blinked, snapping out of his trance. "..You.. old man.." He stared at the fear-paralyzed Watari.

"...You helped them too, didn't you! You don't want him to have his spinny chair so he doesn't figure out that you were involved, right? Right?!" He pointed at him, eyes twitching.

Watari made a break for it, fearing for his life. And that's when he looked out the window..

..To see L approaching his car.

Watari gasped, diving for the open door. "Don't look in the car, L!" He shouted, landing right infront of the door and skidding forward dramatically.

And that's when he grabbed the door handle; it was so horrible that it was almost slow-motion in Watari's eyes.

The [freaky] elderly man began to stand up, but was immediately tackled to the ground by a child so fast it was like a speeding bullet.

Also known as a chocolate deprived Mello.

"Oh no you don't, old man! I'm on to you! You're helping them! I just know it!" He shouted, blond hair dramatically swooshing as he moved his head frantically with his furious words.

L pulled the car door open..

...and gasped with such dramatization that it would require a close up.

"You.. How could you..."

He spun around on his heel quickly, jabbing a finger towards Watari. "How could you, Watari?! You didn't bring my spinny with us!" He shouted, a furious expression upon his face, as if he had just been told that Kira killed all of the cake bakers on Earth.

"I swear, L, it was an innocent mistake! I thought I'd put it in the car ahead of time!" Watari cried defensively, paying no attention to the furious Mello holding him captive against the ground.

"Mello!"

"Yeah?!"

"Go get me a piece of that cake I saw Roger with! I demand sweets in order to think of Watari's punishment for the absence of my spinny chair!"

Mello nodded, glaring so sharply at the eldest man, Watari, that he could feel it cutting into his mind [not literally], as he stood up. "..I'm on to you, oldie! You will pay!"

"Cake, Mello, cake!"

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Mello sneakily crept through the hallways of Wammy's House, towards the office of Roger Ruvie. He was to successfully obtain a piece of cake in order to assist L, the awesome detective dude, decide on his punishment for Watari, also known as Quillish Wammy, whom was also one of the prime suspects of the current case on hand – The Case Of The Missing Chocolate.

"Mello, why are you crawling on the floor, dangerously close to the wall? Stalking another one of your 'chocolate-nappers', I'd think?!"

Mello gasped, looking up at the figure that had noticed him.

"Matt! Don't try to distract me! I will never allow you, Near, that stupid puzzle, Linda, and that scheming old man, Watari, get away with this!" He shouted, emotionally.

"I just want my games back! I don't need you, Mells! I don't!"

A crowd of kids stared at each other, awestruck. A girl leaned over to her friend, whispering, "Are they still trying to make that soap opera?"

"I think so," The friend whispered, "they're doing a great job at it, too."

"Hey, you there, Little Miss Gossip-pants! Don't look at me like that! You're one step closer to getting on my suspect list!" Mello accused, eye twitching insanely.

The girls backed away, intimidated.

And then Mello realized…

..He was on an important mission! He shouldn't have been wasting his time with these possible choconappers and one of the evil masterminds in the kidnapping of his chocolate! They were trying to keep him from his precious chocolate even more!

Bouncing to his feet, Mello gasped, and, with much due drama, pointed randomly behind the group of possible-choconappers/evil choconapper mastermind, and shouted, with great acting ability. "Look, guys, it's L!"

All of the children gasped, turning around and dashing towards where L was supposedly located. Matt, however, was the first to realize they had been tricked.

By this time, Mello was already mischievously scampering off.

Turning on his heel, Mello stuck his tongue out.

"Gotcha, suckers!"

He then spun back around, starting to get back on the move..

Matt's eyes narrowed.

"Oh yeah, Mells? I've got a new roomie!"

Mello gasped, his eyes widening, as he looked back at Matt, sincerely hurt.

A/N:

Dun.

Dun.

DUNNNNNNNN~

Lol. That was lame.

Much worse then I imagined.

The car/spinny chair scene was inspired by a bunch of things – I really love spinning around in spinny chairs, and I had a fascination of drawing L spinning around in one earlier today, and the whole Watari not having the Spinny Chair was randomly inspired by nothingness and typed while listening to "Trapped In The Cupboard" from Mad TV.

This.

Is.

OOC.

Crack.

Failz.

~TSD