No Prada
Ryan paced aback and forth nervously while Sharpay yelled at three different people. He was getting worried. It was a big, gigantic catastrophe. First Sharpay marched all the way to counter and there was a big misunderstanding between languages since Sharpay didn't really pay much attention to their French lessons. After that Sharpay lost her temper and she ended up yelling all over the place that they called the security guards. Ryan had to coax them that Sharpay wasn't trouble. Then after they left Sharpay went back to yelling.
"MY LUGGAGE! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? LUG-GAGE!" she yelled.
The manager cowered behind a pilot.
*1"Mademoiselle, que nous voudrions voir votre passeport," the manager said.
"What?" Sharpay asked a little too loudly.
"Passeport," he repeated.
"I think he wants to look at our passports," Ryan whispered.
A look of realization dawned on Sharpay's face.
"Oh. That's it? Well I happen to have my passport right here….," Sharpay said opening her bag.
After skimming through its contents for awhile she frowned.
*2"La mademoiselle, peut nous vous voir passeport?" the manager prompted losing his cowardice.
"I think we placed it in the luggage Shar….," Ryan said nervously.
"Luggage? Don't be stupid Ryan. Only dum dums put their passports inside their luggage," Sharpay snickered.
"But don't you remember?! You're bag was too stuffed and so was mine so you placed it in the left pocket. Boi even barked at it….,"
"Omigosh! Boi!" Sharpay squealed looking wildly around.
*3"Ces Américains sont très fous," the manager whispered behind their back.
*"Ils ont laissé un garçon dans leur bagage ?" the pilot said incredulously.
"Forget about Boi! What about our passports," Ryan frowned.
*5"Ils doivent être des criminels ! Ils ont laissé un garçon dans un de leur bagage et tout qu'ils s'inquiètent est environ leurs passeports," the manager said.
"This matter could be cleard out. I happen to have my master cards with me!" Sharpay said opening her bag. After a few minutes she looked up ashen-faced.
"It's not here. It must be in the luggage!" Sharpay groaned.
"We do have money right Shar?" Ryan said desperately.
"No! I spent it all on these new designer duds!" Sharpay wailed showing him the bags.
"Great we have no money, no passports and…"
"No Prada! Omigosh, I will die!" Sharpay groaned.
"Look we'll just have to tell these guys that this is all a mix-up and if they let us have one call…."
"You're right Ryan! I need my Prada! I'll tell them," Sharpay said facing them again.
"But they don't even understand us," Ryan said.
"I happen to have taken French in school," Sharpay said marching over towards them.
"Je suis Sharpay Evans. Je suis une prostituée d'Amérique qui des plans sur planter une bombe. Mon frère Ryan a caché la bombe dans mon notre bagage. Ce qui est pourquoi nous avons besoin de notre bagage. Dans notre lugage il y a nos passeports et bombes. Je veux également mon Prada. Je mourrai sans mon Prada (I am Sharpay Evans. I am a prostitute from America who plans on planting a bomb. My brother Ryan hid the bomb in our luggage. This is why we need our luggage. In our luggage are our passports and bombs. I also need my Prada. I would die without my Prada)," Sharpay said. She didn't understand the look of horror in their faces.
*6"Elle est une prostituée?" the manager yelled.
*7 "Elle dit qu'elle porte une bombe. Son frère doit être un terroriste!" the pilot cried.
"What?" Sharpay said.
"Um Shar what did you say?" Ryan asked as he saw the manager and the pilot advance towards them.
"I just said that I want my luggage because my cherry bomb candies happen to be in there. And also my Prada," Sharpay grumbled. Suddenly two handcuffs chained them together.
*8"Vous êtes en état d'arrestation dans le soupçon du terrorisme," a police officer said grimly.
"I hope that's French for, we'll buy you Calvin Klein," Ryan grumbled.
"Don't be ridiculous Ryan. It obviously means that he thinks you're a terror to look at," Sharpay said.
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Translations:
*1 Ms, please show us your passports
*2 Ms, please show us your passports
*3 These Americans are crazy
*4 They left a boy inside their luggage?
* 5 What criminals! They left a boy inside their luggage and all they care about si their passports.
*6 She is a prostitute?
*7 She says she is carrying a bomb. Her brother must be a terrorist!
*8 You are under arrest in suspicion of terrorism
