The part with the hair dye is actually true. But it didn't happen like that. My uncle wanted to dye his hair so he used hair dye that had been opened for a week that was supposed to be dark red/brown, and it ended up BRIGHT red. It was HILARIOUS. Then he freaked out and tried to use whatever he could find to wash the colour out so he used laundry detergent mixed with Vim, and it turned his hair BRIGHT pink. Then he went to go shave his head with his electric razor, but he dropped it and part of it snapped off, so when he shaved his head, there were little stripes of pink hair. It was so funny xD

Disclaimer: I no own Naruto or Facebook. Or any hair dye . Kapeche?

Day 22, Monday.

Dear fucking diary,

I'm kinda starting to think we really did leave Tobi in Mexico. The fucking place has been dead. Itachi and Kisame left this morning on a mission, so did Leader-sama and Konan, Sasori and Deidara are still sleeping, I have no clue where Zetsu is, and Kaku-jii is prolly off molesting his money somewhere.

Speaking of molesting, that's all I could hear going on last night! Fuck people should have some damn shame. I'm all good for the whole re-populating our world thing, but seriously. Ew.

Since Kisame's birthday is coming up, he's decided we're allllllll going to Sea-World in America. I don't wanna fucking go see a world of sea things.

Day 23, Tuesday.

Dear fucking diary,

Obviously Tobi is still here. I know because I woke up this morning with pink painted (it wasn't even a fucking half decent job!) fingernails and toenails. I didn't think it was that bad until I realized he also painted my hair with pink nail polish. Konan said that if I soak my hair in nail polish remover it'll come out, but I don't know if I should trust the psycho bitch.

At least everything else is going jolly dandy…

Day 24, Wednesday.

Dear fucking diary,

So I did EXACTALLY what Konan said and soaked my hair in nail polish remover (the shit stank so badly! I prolly lost a few thousand brain cells inhaling all that) and it worked, kinda. My hair is no longer bright pink, it's now more of a flesh coloured grandma pink… It looks gross. I'll dye my hair using whatever leftover stuff I can find kicking around the house.

Konan still has half a bottle of old hair dye, so maybe I'll use that. Leader-sama told me not to use old hair dye, but to hell with him! Anything that can get my hair some other colour than pink is welcomed by me.

Day 25, Thursday.

Dear fucking diary,

Maybe the hair dye wasn't such a smart idea… Instead of it being dark blue, it ended up a mix in-between purple and throw up colour, so I tried to scrub it out with toilet bowl cleaner (the first thing I could find in my panic) and it turned my fucking hair into a bright purple colour. I wonder if I should just leave it like this… It does match my eyes!

Somehow, l also ended up losing my scythe. Jashin-sama is going to be so pissed off at me for that! The Kaku-jii most likely stole it, the fucker! I'm going to go check his E-Bay account…

Day 26, Friday.

Dear fucking diary,

It's the beginning of March, and somehow there's a blizzard outside. The weather here makes little to no sense. All day has been so uneventful… since it's a complete white out Kaku-jii told us not go outside because he doesn't want to waste his fucking money on us if we end up getting hypothermia.

On the plus side, Leader-sama is finally getting us all laptops and an internet router. Itachi said it would help us plan missions and keep in touch with whichever members are out on missions.

Day 27, Saturday.

Dear fucking diary,

Finally! A mission! It's been what, two weeks? Three? Leader-sama still hasn't told me what I have to do, but he did say that I don't have to work with the old freak Kaku-jii. Oh well, it should be easy, nothing's impossible for me, the great Hidan! Except of course, being greater than Jashin-sama. I just hope I don't have to work with the retarded pumpkin thing.

Day 28, Sunday.

Dear fucking diary,

So far the mission's going great, just perfect. The day started off with Tobi jumping on me like I was a fucking trampoline or something and saying I needed to get going for the mission. After I finished beating the living shit out of him I went to have a shower. About half way through the shower I heard a weird buzzing noise, and Tobi was in the bathroom with me. Don't even fucking ask, I don't know how. And after being outside for 15 damn minutes, Tobi started complaining that he had to go pee.

The rest of the day consisted of me beating the living shit out of him, eating Dango non-stop, and walking to Kirigakure. Hopefully something interesting will come out of this mission.