How To Get Kicked Out Of Wal*Mart

A/N: Set post BD. Nessie is hanging out the reservation with Jake in this one.

Chptr.1: To Wal*Mart!

Emmett's POV

"Hey Jasper, come look at this!''

My little bro came thumping downstairs and was standing in the doorway in 3 seconds.

"What, Emmett?"

"Read that"

"Emmett we are not doing that!"

"How about that?"

"No way!" "How about you do that?"

"No!"

"Wimp" Bella shot at me from where she was sitting with Alice.

No-one calls Emmett McCarty Cullen a wimp.

"Rosalie, Edward, Get in here!" I yelled. I had an idea.

Alice grinned when she saw my idea. Edward however looked slightly unsure about my plan.

"Yes Emmett lets do it!" Alice chirped enthusiastically.

"Emmett, we'll probably get kicked out" Edward said.

Alice snorted.

"Edward, that's the whole damn point."

"Oh."

"Emmett, what are they taking about?" asked Rosalie. She knew from experience that it was a bad idea for her not to know what Emmett was doing.

"I've had an idea, lets go to Wal*Mart and see how long it takes or the staff to kick us out!" "Esme and Carlisle are out hunting so they can't do anything about it!"

"But Emmett, why would they want to kick us out of Wal*Mart?''

"Look at this, 62 ways to get kicked out of Wal*Mart. I recon we should give it a go, I mean why not?" All of my family could probably think of several why nots. I myself could think of a dangerous number of why nots that were federal law. But it would be better to keep them quiet. Fortunately none of my siblings could be bothered to argue.

"Okay, but on one condition" said Alice slyly "Shotgun!"

We all bolted for the cars.