Chptr.3 Bang!
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Bella's POVAs soon as Edward had slammed the trunk of the car shut we all turned to look at Jasper, who was reading the next thing on the list. He raised an eyebrow at the next thing on the list.
"You know I've only ever seen girls and Carlisle raise a eyebrow to some thing Jasper." Said Emmett with a grin on his face.
"So what's next on the list anyway Jasper?" asked Alice trying to look over his shoulder and failing.
Jasper put his arm around Alice as he read the next thing on the list.
"Get a small firecracker and go to the hunting section. Get a friend to let it off. When they do, scream and drop to the floor."
"Who's gonna do that one?" Emmett asked us all.
"I will" I said
"Okay, all we need now is a small firecracker" said Edward, "Where are we going to get a firecracker?''
"There's one in the glove box" said Emmett, as if it was normal to carry around explosives in ones car. We all stared at him as he went around and pulled one out and came back to where we were standing.
"Okay, lets go."
-Five minutes later-
BANG!
That was my cue!
I dropped to the floor, screaming, as did the rest of my family.
It had a good effect, made better by the fact that customers actually seemed to believe that one of the guns had been fired.
A voice came over the loudspeaker "Attention shoppers do not panic. In the event of accidental gunfireā¦" but we were not listening. We were laughing our heads of as we crawled towards the fire escape door.
"I can't believe they fell for it!"
"It-was-so-funny!"
"Seriously!"
"Idiots."
We kept laughing as we headed to the car.
"So while we wait for them to realise they've been had, what's next?"
