Chptr.4 Period.
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Jasper's POV
"Next on the list is… run up to a male employee and yell "I need some tampons!" I read it out to my siblings with some surprising reactions.
"Why?" asked Rosalie, to no-one in particular but the sky.
"No way is one of us girls going to do that." said Alice flatly.
"Jasper should do it." Said Bella.
"Why not Edward?!" I exclaimed
"Because the whole world knows he suffers from PMS" laughed Emmett.
"Well why don't you do it Emmett?" Edward shot at him.
"Fine!" he said ignoring a warning look form Rose "I will!"
"Wait!" Exclaimed Alice
We all turned to look at her.
She held out an unopened sauce sachet.
"Use this."
We all laughed as he turned around and applied the sauce in the 'appropriate' area.
We ran after him at vampire speed as he dashed into the store to find a misfortunate employee to target.
Once he had found his victim we waited in the next isle to look through the gap in the shelves. Alice was grinning like a Cheshire cat so no doubt the reaction would be a good one.
The show began.
Emmett ran squealing up to the unfortunate employee who's name tag identified him as Mike. He stopped right in front of him his legs tightly.
"Uh, can I help you sir?"
"I need a TAMPON!" squealed Emmett.
"Uh, umm… sir"
"I need a TAMPON real BAD!"
"I, I ,Uh…"
He grabbed a box of tampons of the shelf he was stocking and threw them at him.
"Now go sir, please go!"
Emmett quickly scampered away and met us back at the car.
"That. Was. So. Funny!"
"Yeah what's next Emmett?"
