A/N: Oh my goodness gracious! I actually updated! Yay ^_^
Anyway, here's a recap. Takuya was trying to get back at Takato by making the poor guy slip on a banana peel -_- Which didn't go so well since Takato was cleaning out his locker and threw all his trash into the garbage bins Takuya and Kouichi were sitting in. Well, only Kouichi's bin. Which caused Kouichi now to refuse helping out Takuya in one of his half-brained schemes!
School's In Session
Chapter 4: Takuya's Plan Part 2
...The idiot just never learns -_-
The next day Takuya was sitting down at his desk during another one of Mr. Cooley's weird-yet-totally-non-fasinating lectures. Today, it was about how the government had no right to tax people. And about 'sticking it to the man!' or something... O_O
The brunette was doodling yet again in his little notebook of schemes and devised a new 'fool-proof' plan. But being the guy he is, 'fool-proof' won't even stop him.
He scribbled down the final touches and shoved it toward Kouichi. "Psst...Kouichi" he whispered
Kouichi turned and ignored him, pretending to be actually paying attention to Mr. Cooley.
"Pssssssttt...Kouichi" Takuya whispered again, but more loudly. Kouichi continued to ignore him, only looking slightly irritated.
"Kouichi! Kouichi! Kouichi! Kouichi!!!" Takuya whispered now even louder, getting the attention of some classmates. But Kouichi ignored him once again, yet the annoyed look on his face seemed to grow.
"KOUICHI KIMURA!" Takuya stood up and yelled. Now, that not only got Kouichi's full fledged attention...It got the entire class' as well. Way to go Kanbara!
Mr. Cooley looked at Takuya and frowned "Is there something you would to share mister Kanbara?" Takuya slowly sank down into his seat and replied meekly "No sir"
The class continued on without another peep from Takuya. Once the bell rang, Takuya slowly got out of his seat and made his way to the door followlig Kouichi. He then continuosly tapped Kouichi's shoulder "Hey buddy, what are you deaf? I finally got a new plan that will work. I promise!"
Kouichi turned to him and rolled his eyes "Takuya I told you, I'm not gonna help you in trying to somewhat ruin Takato's life. Besides that fight between you two wsn't even that bad"
"Fine, I guess I'll have to get the help of your emo brother then" Takuya sighed and walked away
"Wait...Are you saying I'm not as emo as Koji!?"
During lunch Takuya made his way to Koji. As he did, he noticed Zoe was sitting with Takato and their gang. The blonde looked toward his way and casted him a sympathetic glance then turned her head down as if she was embarrassed to see him. The brunette frowned, first Takato has to humiliate him from that incident that shall not be named. Now he's taking his girl!
What!?! No! She isn't MY girl. She's just a girl-err-friend. Yeah. Girl-friend...Wait NO. I mean FRIEND-GIRL. Yeah. Friend-girl. She's my friend-girl.
As you can see his emotions are beginning to get the better of him.
No they aren't! She's just a friend-girl! A normal friend-girl!
Did you just talk back to me!?!
I'll shut up.
Good. Now, as I was saying. Takuya continued on and sat next to Koji with a big smile on his face. He was also unusually sitting very close, leaving little space for Koji.
Koji scooted away, only to be followed by Takuya scooting twice as close to him yet again. "Uhm...Can I help you?" Koji said awkwardly
"I was wondering if you can help me ruin Takato's life!" Takuya stated happily
"...What's in it for me?"
Takuya pondered through his pockets for a moment and took out whatever he found "Two pennies...A button...And...these scissors"
"Just give me the scissors and you got yourself a deal!"
Later that day Takuya and Koji took their plan into action during 6th period. Where they both have class with Takato surprisingly. They both eagerly sat behind Takato and grinned eagerly at him.
Takato glared at the two "What are you to doing sitting behind me?"
Takuya smiled even wider as his eye twitched in annoyance at seeing the face of his foe "Err..Nothing Takato. I was just looking at...Your...Your...Your amazingly gorgeouse hair." he grudgingly said. Koji and Takato both looked at Takuya now with awkward looks. "Uhm...okay then" Takato said and turned around.
Takuya gritted his teeth and mentally slapped himself for saying that. But it was all he could practically think of.
"Takuya" Koji said
"What"
"I think Takato thinks your gay now"
Takuya looked at him weirdly "Why would you say that?"
"Because I just saw him using his phone texting everyone in the school saying 'WARNING: Kanbara boy is gay. Watch out and don't catch his gay-ness'
Takuya slumped in his desk as he saw all the students in class recieving the text message and now snickering at his way.
As class proceeded onward Takuya was even more ready to get his revenge on Takato. First, when everyone had to get out of their seats to retrieve their textbooks, Takuya cleverly took away Takato's pencil away from his desk. Knowing that Takato always labels his pencils 'Property of Takato Matsuki' this plan was going to go perfectly.
Next, while they were at their desks Takuya got out a packet of ketchup and drizzled it along the pencil and then without getting any attention from anyone, he stuffed it up his nose. Koji also did the same thing with Takato's eraser. Now it was time for them to execute their plan.
The two pretended to be crying and screamed out in fake-agony. "Ahhhh! Takato! Why!?!?!"
The class turned to look at them and saw the 'bloody' objects halfway up their noses. Kids exchanged worried glances, while other began noticing those were Takato's pencils. Now, it was Takato's turn to be surprised at the sight of his pencil and eraser stuck up there.
The teacher, Ms. Kaylene, walked up worriedly toward the two boys and cringed as she slowly pulled the objects out. She cleaned them with a paper towel and saw Takato's name on them.
"Takato Matsuki! Did you put these utensils of yours up those innocent boys noses!?" (lol funny quote)
Takato's eyes widened in horror and realized then why Takuya was smiling so much "No mam! I swear! Those two took them and did that themselves, I bet that blood was all a trick!"
Now Takuya and Koji's eyes were widened in shock "Lies! Lies! It's all lies!" Takuya protested
"Yeah! Liar, liar pants on fire!" Koji screamed
Ms. Kaylene picked up the tissue and licked the red liquid. The students cringed away thinking she was tasting their blood, but then looked shocked when the teacher was just smiling.
"Mmmm...Ketchup!" Ms. Kaylene laughed "I love ketchup!" She then threw away the tissue and stalked over to Takuya and Koji. Now with a more serious look on her face. She grabbed the boys ears and pulled them up so they were standing "Ohhh...You boys are in a lot of trouble! You have a lot of explaining to do to the principal!"
Takuya tried to think of some excuse to make him seem innocent.
"But Ms. Kaylene...What if my blood does taste like ketchup? Then you would be blaming the wrong person for all of this!"
Ms. Kaylene glared at Takuya and marched them even more forcefully down to the principal's office.
A/N: Hope you all liked this one. And remember to R&R!
Happy Holidays!
