TISSUELOVE

xcherrytoes

Chapter II: Ladies and Gentlemen,

Allow myself, to introduce myself

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You know those movies and dramas your parents told you not to watch because it's unrealistic and all that crap? They didn't want you to get the wrong ideas and such, which is why the entertainment business came up with "Please do not try this at home." But hey, I guess Naruto didn't listen because he came back in sophomore year with a huge cast on his leg. He thought with a 30 minute example on TV, he would be able to perform daring stunts, thus leading him to jump off his roof, on to a balcony, doing a 360 spin while hopping of a trampoline, and then dash into the pool. But we all know that didn't end so well. Oh, how I do I know? Because Sasuke (May I remind you who is Naruto's best friend) video taped the whole thing and posted it on line. I have this feeling that Sasuke knew he'd fall and break his leg into millions of pieces.

I'm usually a goody two shoe and don't like to break rules, like what our dear parents and the entertainment business warned us about. But seeing countless of action movies (cause they're like, the shit) that involved bombs, jumping off subways, and saving people's lives, I was suddenly pumped full of adrenaline while seeing Sasuke in the middle of the street, playing crash dummy.

So this is where I played hero and ran as fast as possible on my petite little heels to run over and save the stupid, irrational, suicidal wad of sexiness we call Sasuke.

What I get from the hot moron when I tackle him out of the way was "What the-!"

Then suddenly, out of no where, we're on the ground, on top of each other, inches away from the car that might of hit us both, and absolutely… flabbergasted. But me being the only one smart enough to regain my logical sense…

"What the hell were you thinking you stupid douche bag?!" I scream as I punch his shoulder.

But he's just lying on the dirty concrete floor looking up at no where, well, look anywhere but my face. I take a deep breath and look around. That's when I realize the sleek black mustang devil car was still there, at the end of the street stopped at a mid turn. The windows are tinted heavy black (paranoidddd) but I sort of had this feeling that the driver stopped to look and see if he killed his target.

Well, you fail.

The car quickly screeches out of sight, the engine still roaring blocks away. I turn back to look at Sasuke (still under me. weeee).

"Hey, are you okay?" It seems I have calmed down. Which isn't going to stay that way very long because he hasn't answered me.

"Answer me you idiot! Do you know how-"

"Tch, get off me." He snarls.

Oh hell no.

"Are you insane?" I get off him anyway, and pull him up even though he's an utter jackass.

"C'mon, I'll fix you up at my dorm. And give you some coffee to wake you up." I say as I begin to walk slowly back towards campus. Surprisingly (I'm awful pleased) Sasuke follows not too far behind.

"You're bleeding. A lot. "He points out. I look around my self and realize there's blood all over my left hand, its coming from a huge scrape/cut/tear whatever it is, on my elbow. It must have come from the fall.

Ouch.

But all the blood seems to be rushing to my face because Sasuke starts unbuttoning his dress shirt (what are you doing?! You want to get rape after you almost died?!) and hands it to me.

I raise an eye brow. You want me to smell it? Because I will, I totally will.

"Wipe it off or something stupid." He gruffly states and shoves it into my hand.

"Thanks…" I start dabbing away the blood while we're walking. I feel sort of bad, using his nice shirt to wipe something so gross.

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No one's at my dorm obviously. The dance doesn't end till 11. As of right now, its only 9:50. Sasuke's in my tiny pathetic excuse of a bathroom, splashing water on his face; probably to wake himself up. With my painful heels off my feet and tossed carelessly to the floor I start the coffee machine. And while I'm just standing there, staring at the coffee machine produce wonderful goods, I start thinking.

What was he doing just standing there?

Why did he agree to follow me to my dorm? I'm sure he could have just gone to his instead.

"You can keep that shirt by the way." He says as he walks out of the bathroom with a towel (MY PINK ONE. HAHA) around his neck.

"Err… yeah, okay." Well, why would he want a blood stained shirt anyway? He walks over and takes a seat at the edge of my bed with a soft thud.

"What do you want in your coffee?" I ask, pouring our drinks into disposable mugs.

"Just milk." I hand him his cup and start sipping mine while sitting on my swivel chair across from him. I start turning the chair side to side, side to side… it's getting kind of awkward.

"What's your name?" He asks with his sexy husky voice.

"Sakura, Sakura Haruno." He gets up and starts walking around, checking stuff out. It's like his inspecting me. Weirdo.

Then he looks at my schedule that I had picked up the other day laying on my desk.

K.F Private Leaf High school FTG

Student: Sakura Haruno sex: Female

ID: 63557009 Grade: 11

Dorm: B21

Period 1: Advanced literature (English) --Hatake, Kakashi-107

Period 2: Honors Physics-Tomeha Sasori--220

Period 3: AP Psychology II- Morino, Ikibi--Lecture rm. B

Period 4: AP Calculus II-Sarutobi, Asuma—265

Period 5: Lunch- zzz—cafeteria

Period 6: Free period

Period 7: AP Euro History –Yuuhi, Kurenai—302

Period 8: Visual Art II- Genma Deidara – Art Std. A

I'm pretty sure he's thinking "Hm, not bad." Because I have all these fabulous brain required classes. Smileyface smileyface. Cause Sasuke-kun isn't as smart as me.

"You have English with me?"

"…" of course. "Yeah, and physics and calculus." I correct. Well, he made it to AP calc two, so I'll give him that.

"hn." Loser.

"And lunch too…" he mumbles to himself. "How come I've never seen you around before?" he says, taking his seat at my bed again.

Die.(but no, cause that would be sad)

I shrug and turn my chair around to start up my laptop.

And then, when all was good and quiet…

"What's wrong with your hair?"

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN WRONG? MY HAIR IS PERFECTLY NORMAL. Twitch. See I would have said that, but I'm a pretty nice person, I so I swallowed up some air and said

"Got a problem with it?" I turn my chair to face him. It's better that what I first had in mind anyway.

Then, a rare glorious sight, the inhumanely hot person smirks.

"It's interesting, that's all." I turn my chair back around. I don't know if I should be offended or pleased that he's interested in my hair. Oh well, optimism right?

"Is it dyed or something?" oh, twenty questions time. Turning back around, I face him to have some fun.

"No, it's real. I don't do artificial stuff." I roll my eyes.

"What's wrong with yours? It looks like something I eat for dinner." I meant something as in chicken. He lets out a barely audible laugh, not even, maybe huff.

"Got any friends?" oh, he's rude.

"Ino, I hang out with Ino Yamanaka."

"Yamanaka… oh that loud blonde one." Hey Sasuke, SCREW YOU.

"May I remind you, you're best friend is a loud obnoxious blonde too?" I say, biting the rim of my cup.

Smirk "Touché."

And I can't help but smile. Because I never noticed, er… well never expected Sasuke-Kun to be funny.

In his own Sasuke-ish way of course.

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"Afternoon Sakura-san"

"Oh, hey…" I give an awkward reply. Who's that?

"Oh Sakura! How was your week end?"

"Er, fine." My weekend was fine, stranger.

Then it becomes pretty obvious why all these people are suddenly talking to me. Sasuke Uchiha.

Words travel fast in Leaf because we all living the same building. Which is why all these classmates of mine started talking to little old me. See, here's what happened. That night when Sasuke-kun stayed at my dorm, he ended up leaving a little before 11:30. And unfortunately, right when he was leaving, Ino and Naruto had come back from the dance and caught him right outside my door. And you can guess the rest. Ino (being the gossip queen that she is. Well she wasn't gossiping because what she told was the truth.) told some of her girls, and bam all the girls know. And Naruto starts babbling away to his dude friends like that moron that he is and wham, all the guys know. So within the next week almost the whole school knows that Sasuke has interacted with a girl. Now, the question remains;

Just what was Sasuke Uchiha, one who we all thought girls were insignificant creatures to his world, doing at a female named Sakura Haruno's (who is she?) dorm?

"Oi! Sakura-chan! Come sit!" Naruto hollers (across the cafeteria with his mighty lungs) and pats a seat next to him. I walk over, well speed walking because people are staring at me, and sit down. Soon Ino joins and all four of us are just enjoying our meal.

Ever since our friendly meeting, I guess you can label Sasuke and me as… friends. In fact, this can prove that he just might not be asexual. So naturally, I start talking to Naruto too and soon Ino, me, Naruto, and Sasuke are all hanging out together.

And I'm not going to lie.

I like my days with those three.

I enjoy how Naruto and Sasuke have this friendship just as tough as mine with Ino.

I enjoy how they get into silly arguments. Like last Monday while we were all hanging out at Sasuke's dorm, they were fighting over who'd get the lime green colored Xbox controller. (Although I ended up getting it in a fair duel of rock paper scissors. smiles)

I enjoy just how fantastic Sasuke is once you have him talking.

Naruto and Ino are just down right chipper.

I enjoy how Sasuke has a hard time asking me for help when he has trouble with his homework so he just mumbles it out. Even though I catch everything he says, I can't help but say "what?"

But most of all, I love how life is suddenly more anticipating, more kind, and more enjoyable everyday.

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Hope this chapter was fun for you to read (: I've been trying to make it longer but… I guess I'm just not that type :P. anyways

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