~Part 2~

"You're lying."

"On top of him? Yes." Heero tugged on the his braid. "Ow Heero. Don't do that, it hurts."

"What the hell are you doing to him?!" Relena shrieked.

Duo ran his hand over Heero chest softly, grinning like a fool. "Running my hand over him." Duo bit his lip to stop the laugh. Heero snorted and Duo put the phone on speaker.

"Get off of him!"

"Get off?" Duo grinned as naughty things passed through his mind. "I think I might."

"NO!! Don't you dare touch him!" She shouted.

"Touch him?" Duo chuckled. "I already am, in many places might I add." Duo-for his part- was maintaining the silent laugh factor.

"Maxwell! I swear if you do anything-"

"Damn it Duo!" Heero hissed. "Stop that." Duo snickered but continued to poke Heero. He winked and mouthed 'play along'.

"You know you like it."

"Not so hard." Duo buried his face into Heero chest to muffle his laughter at Heero's response.

"HEERO! What is he-?"

Heero rolled them quickly, Duo hissed as he hit the wooden floor. "Damn it Heero. You don't have to pound me into the floor!" Duo winced. "Damn you, that hurt."

Heero grinned wickedly. "My apologies."

Relena gasped. "Heero-"

Duo screamed as Heero lightly bit his neck. He hadn't expected Heero to take it this far. Duo panted softly. "Sorry Relena, but we're a tad bit busy right now! Call you later." Duo groaned into the phone as Heero buried his face into his shoulder. He snapped the phone shut on the woman's screams.

"Heero."

"Hai." Heero pulled back laughing.

"Mind getting off of me?"

Heero snorted. "I do mind." Heero let his head fall back down to Duo's shoulder. "Thank you." He whispered.

Duo blinked. "For?"

"The interesting wake up call. Here's hoping she doesn't call for a few years."

Duo snorted. "Not likely."

"Then may you be around next time. You make her phone calls fun."

Duo blushed and he pushed Heero. "Long day, lots to do, and few hours to do it all in. Get your lazy ass up and off of me."

Heero snorted and rose. He helped Duo up and they left for their day of shopping.

~End~


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