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*Bella is writing on a piece of paper*

Bella what are you writing?

None of you's business Nosy Eddy!

Nosy Eddy?

Bella are you done with your Death Note?

Alice why is Bella writing a Death Note? She is not going to die!

Silly Eddy! Is to kill meh enemies!

Bella since when did you-

Eddy you are stupid. . .

I take offence to that. . .

I've finished my Death Note let's go and see if they work!

Otay I's finished meh, too, Teddy so let's goes!

*before Edward can do anything Bella picks up a bag of muffins, Emmett picks her up, and then they run off*

Alice and Emmett are going to get it. . .

*he notices Bella's left death note and reads it out loud*

Mike-Muffined to death. Jessica-Muffined to death. Eddy-Dies from heart-attack.

*Edward is staring at the last part when he drops to the floor for no reason*

*Bella runs back into the room*

Yes! I's killed Eddy!

*Carlisle walks into the room and erases Edward's name off the Death Note then leaves without a word*

*Edward comes back to "life" but is unconscious*

*Alice and Emmett walk back in*

Aw. . .Daddy always has to ruin our fun. . .

Let's goes and muffin Mike and Jessica to death!

Then let's go and pester the werewolves!

Let's take Edward's Volvo!

Bella broke the Volvo so let's take Rosalie's convertible and run it off a cliff at La Push!

After we's buy some more muffins!