Bella-Regular Alice-Italics Emmett-Bold and Italics Jacob-Bold (A/N: Shoo werewolf!)
*Bella, Alice, and Emmett are driving around in the convertible*
Stupid Werewolves!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!
MUFFINS!
*Emmett drives off a cliff*
*unison* WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
*convertible crashes into the water*
We's sinking!
Abandon ship!!!
GOOD-BYE CRUEL WORLD!!!!!
Noes my muffins will's get soggy! *Bella jumps around*
S.O.S.! S.O.S.! *Emmett starts throwing a few toilet paper rolls around*
*Alice starts texting to Jasper* You. . .must. . .become. . .gay
*Bella falls and knocks all of them into the water*
What are you doing?!
*They all look at Jacob when they realize that the water is only knee deep*
KILL'S HIM!!!!!!!!!!! *Bella jumps up and grabs a metal baseball bat out of the convertible and starts hitting Jacob with it*
Hahaha! That tickles!
What's?! but you's said-!
Psh and you believed me?
Let me help you there! *Alice picks up the convertible and beats Jacob with it*
For the love of food!
MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
*Jacob is beaten onto the shore and falls down* Ouch. . .
*Emmett who was still flailing around in the water gets up and runs over to Jacob* PEEPEE TIME! *Emmett unzips his pants and pees (Somehow) on Jacob*
Ahhh! Stop it! EWW!
*Emmett pees into Jacob's open mouth*
This fixed my day after the Mike-Jessica incident. . .
*flashback* (Okay same and Mike-Underlined Jessica-Underlined and Italics)
*Bella barges into a room with muffin in hand* MEH EYES!!!!!!!!! *she flails around*
*Mike and Jessica* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!
*Alice comes in behind Bella* Oh snap!
*Emmett comes in right after Alice* Mike's is sooooo tiny!!!
UNCOOL MAN!
Hmm. . .no blood so. . .Jessica's cherry wasn't just popped. . .JESSICA'S A SLUT!
Hey I'm getting fifty bucks for three hours!
REPMUH-EERT DNA EROHW EHT OT RED RUM!!! (A/N: Backwards if you didn't catch that) *Bella flings her muffin and runs out screaming "red rum" over and over*
*end of flashback*
All done! *Emmett zips pants back up*
*They all run off screaming and flailing around*
A/N: Yeah so there it is. . .
