Bella-Regular Alice-Italics Emmett-Bold and Italics Jacob-Bold (A/N: Shoo werewolf!)

*Bella, Alice, and Emmett are driving around in the convertible*

Stupid Werewolves!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

MUFFINS!

*Emmett drives off a cliff*

*unison* WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

*convertible crashes into the water*

We's sinking!

Abandon ship!!!

GOOD-BYE CRUEL WORLD!!!!!

Noes my muffins will's get soggy! *Bella jumps around*

S.O.S.! S.O.S.! *Emmett starts throwing a few toilet paper rolls around*

*Alice starts texting to Jasper* You. . .must. . .become. . .gay

*Bella falls and knocks all of them into the water*

What are you doing?!

*They all look at Jacob when they realize that the water is only knee deep*

KILL'S HIM!!!!!!!!!!! *Bella jumps up and grabs a metal baseball bat out of the convertible and starts hitting Jacob with it*

Hahaha! That tickles!

What's?! but you's said-!

Psh and you believed me?

Let me help you there! *Alice picks up the convertible and beats Jacob with it*

For the love of food!

MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

*Jacob is beaten onto the shore and falls down* Ouch. . .

*Emmett who was still flailing around in the water gets up and runs over to Jacob* PEEPEE TIME! *Emmett unzips his pants and pees (Somehow) on Jacob*

Ahhh! Stop it! EWW!

*Emmett pees into Jacob's open mouth*

This fixed my day after the Mike-Jessica incident. . .

*flashback* (Okay same and Mike-Underlined Jessica-Underlined and Italics)

*Bella barges into a room with muffin in hand* MEH EYES!!!!!!!!! *she flails around*

*Mike and Jessica* AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

*Alice comes in behind Bella* Oh snap!

*Emmett comes in right after Alice* Mike's is sooooo tiny!!!

UNCOOL MAN!

Hmm. . .no blood so. . .Jessica's cherry wasn't just popped. . .JESSICA'S A SLUT!

Hey I'm getting fifty bucks for three hours!

REPMUH-EERT DNA EROHW EHT OT RED RUM!!! (A/N: Backwards if you didn't catch that) *Bella flings her muffin and runs out screaming "red rum" over and over*

*end of flashback*

All done! *Emmett zips pants back up*

*They all run off screaming and flailing around*

A/N: Yeah so there it is. . .