Parody Conversations

Just some random Twilight parodies I made up. I might add more if I'm bored. Enjoy.


Google It

(In the movie, Edward tells Bella to Google adrenaline rushes. What could she have said?)

Edward: Google it.

Bella: Why can't I Ask Jeeves?

Edward: Le gasp! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME? WHO IS THIS JEEVES YOU TALK OF? I WILL KILL HIM SLOWLY IN HIS SLEEP!

Bella: He's not alive.

Edward: YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH A CORPSE?

Bella:You are a corpse.

Edward: Touché. Who is he, pray tell?

Bella: Stop speaking like an old guy and I'll tell you.

Edward: I am an old guy.

Bella: Touché.