Parody Conversations
Just some random Twilight parodies I made up. I might add more if I'm bored. Enjoy.
Google It
(In the movie, Edward tells Bella to Google adrenaline rushes. What could she have said?)
Edward: Google it.
Bella: Why can't I Ask Jeeves?
Edward: Le gasp! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME? WHO IS THIS JEEVES YOU TALK OF? I WILL KILL HIM SLOWLY IN HIS SLEEP!
Bella: He's not alive.
Edward: YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME WITH A CORPSE?
Bella:You are a corpse.
Edward: Touché. Who is he, pray tell?
Bella: Stop speaking like an old guy and I'll tell you.
Edward: I am an old guy.
Bella: Touché.
