Parody Conversations
Just some random Twilight parodies I made up. I might add more if I'm bored. Enjoy.
Word Processor
(When Leah accidentally forgets to type the first letter of her name in capitals on Word, she sees one of the spelling alternatives is leach and another leash - not good!)
Word: Spelling suggestions: Leah, leach, leash, lea, lean
Leah: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I'M NOT A BLOODY LEACH! AND I DON'T NEED A CRAPPY LEASH!
Word: Choose an alternative word and refrain from swearing please before I deliberately start loading really slowly again or even crash.
Leah: LEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY NAME IS LEAH!
Word: You didn't type that. So pick the first word on the list.
Leah: I fucking hate you.
Leah clicks the word 'Leah' on the top of the list.
Word: Good to know!
Word crashes.
Leah: Shit.
