Mayuri should know by now that it was stupid to think one could get a calm day for once. After having one interesting conversation with Nemu and Akon - yes, interesting, for him there was no other word to define that little chat they had, he was heading his way to the forth when a pink blob jumped on his and dragged him to the sixth division gates.

There was a hand covering my mouth, and opening my eyes I...I tell you, if I wasn't so pissed I would've been lagging hard enough to crack a rib. All male captains of Gotei 13 were currently sitting on a small room, all looking at him, even Soutaicho was there. Uh! I knew today was not my luck day.

The morons I have as co-workers kept staring at me, probably expecting me to go berserk on the or just lose the little patience I have. I could see Hitsugaya and Byakuya sitting together on the corner, peeking at me from behind Soutaicho's shoulders...was it me or they looked a bit green...But all the other, well, they were shameless staring at me, even Tousen, and he's blind.

What the fuck is wrong with them, I have other things to do with my life than to pose as a model to this fucktards.

"You must be wondering why we brought you here.", so this coward put the sick captain to do the talking them, very manly of them

"Not much of the bringing me here, more of the staring part, I didn't knew all of you liked me this much, should I tell Retsu of the competition she is about to face?", was Soutaicho smirking?

"Hum...we would appreciate if you don't tell Unohana-sempai about this meeting, she might get mad and..." about that everyone but him and Soutaicho seemed to have a involuntary spasm on their face, Byakuya even managed to twitch his left eye. How amusing they were today.

"But what do you all want with me? I don't have the hall day."

"Well, your dating Unohana- sempai and we are...how can I put this...?"

"What sick boy over there is trying to say is. What are your intention with her?",always trust Kenpachi to bluntly go to the point, but it was very hard to take them seriously so that's probably why me and Soutaicho started laughing our heads off.

I kept laughing until I heard Soutaicho saying something and just standing up to drag me out by my captain coat.