A/N: I've made a chappie for the humans! Which isn't very interesting. . .at all. Anyway just read and all shall be revealed, or will it? Just make sure you read the charrie thing below because to fit in the other charries I had to change things up a bit.

Bella-Regular Angela-Italics Mike-Bold Jessica-Bold Italics

-School Cafeteria-

I's hate school. . .specially when's it's sunny!

*Angela sits next to Bella* Guess what I just heard!

What's? What's?

*before Angela can continue Mike and Jessica sit across from them*

You're not thinking about telling what I think you're thinking about telling, are you?

Nope not at all!

Ohmygosh! Jessica is Preggs!

How'd you know?!

I's have's the all seeing eye of the muffin!

Wow. . .Well who's the dad?

MIKE!

How'd you know it was mine?

I's remember's you two playing's bed bug and being's all snug for fifty bucks an hour!

That's quite low actually. . .

What you mean I got pregnant for cheaper than I should have gone?!

*everyone in the cafeteria looks up because Jessica has a big loud mouth*

Wow's this turned's uncomfortable.

Agreed. . .

I regret my purchase. . .

Well be prepared to help me raise it Newton!

The stuff's that happens when's the vampire's are away. . .

*Angela, Mike, and Jessica* Vampires?

Ums. . .YOU'S DIDN'T HEAR'S ANYTHING!

*Bella runs out of the cafeteria while tripping twice*

Why'd she say vampires and then flip out?

Maybe the Cullen's are vampires!

And this is going to be my baby's daddy!

A/N: Lol Good thing no one cares about what Newton thinks! Let's just hope this doesn't catch wind in Italy, or should we hope? I think I smell a chappie coming along!