A/N: Woo look at all those charries this chappie! And here comes another guest star! The war is about to begin, heheheheh. . .

Bella-Regular Alice-Italics Edward-Bold Emmett-Bold Italics Jasper-Underline Rosalie-Bold Underline Snicker Muffin-Italics Underline Another Special Guest Star-Bold Italics Underline

I's brought's somebody!

Who is it?!

Me!

-Alice and Emmett- SNICKER MUFFIN!

*Alice and Emmett bow at Snicker Muffin's feet*

Ehem!

Eddy you's ish not important's!

I think I am! *he holds up a cupcake*

Le Gasp!

It's her!

My brother is consorting with the enemy!

If's this wasn't so's shocking I's would's congrats you's on you's big word Teddy!

Edward's a traitor!

Back to the point. . . *Edward throws the cupcake on the ground*

*in a puff of smoke the cupcake turns into another teenage girl* TA-DAA!

-Bella, Alice, Emmett, and Snicker Muffin- Glitter Cupcake!

Yes it is I! Glitter Cupcake, the best pastry the universe has ever seen!

We must destroy her my disciples!

Good's thing we's outnumber her and her's minion!

That's where you're wrong!

*Rosalie and Jasper break through the door*

Jasper!

Rosalie!

THE'S DOOR!

As you can tell we outnumber you!

We're even, stupid!

Not really because cupcakes are superior to muffins because muffins are just ugly cupcakes!

Cupcakes are haters!

It's what's on the inside that counts!

Cupcakes beat muffins in every single way!

Yeah don't you know that beauty beats everything every time?

That's why vampires are better than humans!

Oh noes he's didn't!

Oh yes I did!

This means war!

Prepare to beg for mercy!

A/N: THE WAR HAS BEGUN! Wow look at that, a not-so-simple disagreement drove a wedge between the couples! The rentals aren't present because they'd ruin all the fun, if you want to know. Anyway this gives me a sort of plot to work with, which I'll mash together with a sub-plot. Boy do the oddest disagreements end in amusement to the readers! SO REVIEW!