Okay, so if there is some-one out there reading this (even if it's only one person), I've typed this story just for you. Please, if you read this and you love it (or even if you don't)…REVIEW, D'ARVIT!!!!

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Mercedes Kidon rolled over in her bed and stared at the opposite wall. "Hmm…Comfy bed…" She pulled the covers over her head. "Wait…" Then she bolted upright. "WHERE THE HELL AM I?!!!!" She looked left, then right. On the third or fourth round of doing this, she noticed Edward (Mr. Shorty Cutie Pie) sitting in a chair next to the window…giving her a look that said in soooo many ways how much he'd rather be somewhere else. Ed: "Uh…..you're in a hospital…" "The Cottage Hospital?" "The what?" "The hospital of my lovely island home, of course!" "Are you still delirious?" Ed asked, tipping his head to the side. Mercedes Kidon e'sploded. "I AM NOT DELIRIOUS, MR. SHORTY CUTIE PIE!!!!" "THEN DON'T ACT LIKE IT!!! AND I'M NOT SHOOOOORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mercedes Kidon snapped into an interested tone. "So, where am I?" Ed looked slightly surprised at the sudden change in mood-and in tone. "Um…you're at Central General Hospital. Do you honestly not have a clue where you are?" Silence. Then: "YEAH! KICK-ASS!! I'M IN CENTRAL, BABY!! YAHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" "Are….you okay?" Mercedes Kidon snapped into a sad act. "I'm bipolar, DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!! h-HUH!" She sobbed. Soon enough, though, her smile returned and she began jumping on her bed, laughing with joy. Ed just watched. "Eh…are you sure you're okay?" Mercedes Kidon stopped jumping and sat on the bed with her legs dangling over the edge. She pointed at him. "Mister Fullmetal-Sexy-Alchemist, I think I am happier now than I've ever been in my ENTIRE life. Got it memorized?" Ed looked both irritated and disturbed. "Eh…yeah…I guess…" Then he sighed. Ed: "Fine, whatever. You think you're well enough to leave? You're kinda cutting into my travel expenses…" Mercedes Kidon nodded. "Yeah, I should be fine." She looked down at the hospital gown she was wearing. "But…where are my clothes?" "Over there," Said Edward, pointing at a cabinet near the door. He got up to leave. Mercedes Kidon: "WAIT!" He turned back. "Yeah, what?" He was opening the door. She gave him a remarkable imitation of Tamaki Suoh's puppy-dog look. "D-d-d-don't you want to see me strip for you?" SLAM! "I guess not…" Mercedes Kidon sighed. "…Well, that could've gone better…"

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So, that's it for now…but the next chapter should be gut-wrenchingly hilarious! Please, again, if you enjoyed this (even in the slightest), review it! It's much appreciated!!!

*Bows* Thank you for reading!

~BattyKatt