Yeah… I don't usually do parody stuff. But I went to the mall with my friend and I bought a pink unicorn keychain. It made me so happy that I wrote this and made it my status on Facebook. Which made my friends so happy that I decided to share it with all of you!

Pink Horse, Pink Horse,

Pink Horse, Pink Horse,

He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of joy,

He brings a happy smile to each girl and boy.

And there upon his forehead, a shiny horn doth shine

It's silver and it shines so bright

It gives off a magic light

Pink Horse, Pink Horse,

Pink Horse, he's pink!

The good Pink Horse of justice is watching so beware

He'll make sure everything you do is good and fair

So if you need some magic, the Pink Horse shall be there

Follow a rainbow as your course

Hooray for magic!

Signed: Pink Horse

Again, I don't do parodies. But what do y'all think?