Couples: Usagi/Daimond, Ami/Sapphire, Andrew/Emerald, Prisma/Nephrite, Avery/Jedite, Catsy/Zoyscite, Birdie/Malachite, Raye/Darien, Naru/Umino, Mirchui/Haruka, Hotaru/Shingo (possibility). As of the skipping around, unless otherwise convinced. Please keep an open mind about these couples. Luna bashing!!!
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[The Brain-Washing Cram School. Mercury Rising!]
It was Saturday morning, and Usagi had dragged herself from a nice comfy bed at an ungodly hour. What for, you may ask? She had to meet her four male friends and tell them a few things, seeing she trusted them more then anything. She had to do this to avoid Luna the Talking Lunar Feline Advisor, her parents, her little brother, all the while keeping her impossibly long hair in the pillowcase.
Jedite, Malachite, Nephrite, and Zoysite sat in the living room of their shared apartment watching the petite blonde with amusement. Usagi was trying to give herself a concussion my bashing her head off of the rug, or maybe rug burn that can be debated in some bored circles. "Usa, dear, that isn't healthy." Jedite stated nudging her in the side as she rolled over and glared up at him, then rolled over again.
"I'm a friggin' mini-skirt wearing Super Bimbo complete with annoying cat sidekick!" she whined covering her head with her arms as he raised an eyebrow, she had told them how the previous two days went and the four was rather shocked. The white haired Malachite sat by her side, rubbing her her back reassuringly. "A symbol of the thing I never will be! Damn it to hell again!"
"You are in hell, dear." Jedite stated with a smug grin as she paused, looking ready to scream as she glared at him.
"Okay, damn it to the Fourth Ring of Hell and the Pits of Despair with a hint of use in the Cliffs of Insanity." she stated rolling over, her hair still hidden by the black pillowcase. She then had a hyper Jedite sitting on her back as the other two laughed. Malachite smirked as Jedite was bouncing on her back, causing her to make a interesting eeping sound.
"When did you get a cat?" Zoycite asked with a demented smile, so she told them about Luna.
"The friggin' feline adopted me and won't leave." she stated as Zoycite grinned and went off to prepare something.
"Guniea Pig for cooking experiments!" was heard as the others were now cracking up.
"Now what's this about a 'mini-skirt wearing Super Bimbo'?" Nephrite asked as she rolled onto her side, causing Jedite to crash into the carpeted floor.
"Cause this little feline named Luna, soon to be mutated effect caused by Zoey's cooking, gave me a magical brooach and said 'You are Sailor Moon, Champion of Love and Justice.'" she stated as they looked slightly skeptical, but also slightly believing. "I'll show you, and don't mind the corniess of the entire situation."
"Whatever be the problem, we shall help you." Malachite stated as she stood up and flashed them a true smile.
"Moon Power." she stated sarcasticly as the lights flashed, ribbons danced, and then cleared... leaving a slightly pissed off teenage girl with extrremly long blonde hair in a really short blue mini skirt, white bodice, red bows, long gloves, and knee high boots with a tiara and a weird hairstyle.
"Holy hell." Zoycite muttered as Nephrite was on his feet, poking her in random places. She blinked and watched him.
"What's your next corny phrase?" he asked as she smirked.
"I am Sailor Moon the Super Bimbo, and in the name of my dying sanity I shall hurt you for damning me to this fate." she stated as they cracked up laughing. "Hey! It's better then 'I am Sailor Moon and in the name of Love and Justice I shall punish you.'" she stated doing some weird poses, causing more laughter.
"Damn right." Malachite stated as she detransformed, getting shocked looks. "Sounds like a reject from a porno..."
"That's my problem." she replied as they marveled at her twin bun held hair and knee length tails. "I need help dying it until somethign can be figured out, or the creator killed."
Then Malachite's words sunk in...
"You damn pervert!" echoed as did laughter.
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"Hooyah!" Usagi let out in happiness as others laughed at her declaration, then her victory jig, and then her strangely serene facial expression. Naru sweatdropped as Umino did the same. "Second in all, that's an all time best!"
"Damn, Evil Dr. Bunny." Naru stated with a sigh as the girl with black dyed hair streaked blonde smirked. "Cheer much?"
"No." she stated as Umino rolled his eyes.
"But who da' hell is Ami Mizuno?" Usagi asked as they shrugged.
Meanwhile behind them was a blue haired girl was watching and evesdropping in on their conversation. "I remember!" Umino stated, snapping his fingers, as both turned to him with inquirying looks as he cleared his throat. "Ami Mizuno, she aced all of her subjects and holds the National High Score. You know that new crame school, Crystal Academy?"
"Yeah, the one with all the computer understanding that just opened up near the Crown." Usagi stated as Naru was surprised. "Many of the students stop by when session is out for the day."
"That is where she attends!" Umino stated as both shrugged.
"Point being, Umino dear?" Naru asked as he blinked in surprise. "One Cram School is like the next, no problem with extra knowledge."
"It's really expensive." he stated again as both shrugged. "She only studies and nothing more!"
"Soo?" both asked in unison as he blinked. Ami turned to go as Usagi realized this.
"Aiee! Work in ten minutes! SOmething always starts when this happens! Bye!" she stated and took off.
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Luna had jumped poor Ami Mizunio, seeing she had sensed a strange aura surrounding the girl and it helped her escape the funny blonde that seemed to be trying to catch her for some weird reason. She then took it upon herself to belief the girl a youma...
As if! If she was then she'd be laughing like crazy, smirking, and might have a World Domination plot! Never mind...
Luna bound off with a meow as Ami smiled at her and waved.
'She can't be.' Luna thought to herself as she went off to find Usagi.
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Ami was sitting in a booth at the Crown Arcade when Usagi came around. "Afternoon, dear, what would ya like today?" Usagi asked as Ami glanced up at her.
"Your that girl, Usagi." she stated as the Evil Bunny raised an eyebrow.
"That I am, or so says my birth certificate." she replied as Ami cracked a smile. "Hopefully you didn't think our conversation insulting, it was just a slight habit to not care about those in rumors. Hell, it's a habit to ask about people that we don't reconize."
"No problem." Ami stated with relief as Usagi smiled.
"What'cha want?"
"A Milkshake... vanilla."
"Coming right up, Miss Cram School!"
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Usagi was staring at the disk she had to return to Ami. The blue haired Genius had 'accidently' left it in the booth she was in and the Evil Bunny had picked it up to return to her. Then again, she was also rather curious about the 'revolutionary Crystal Disk' that had been advertised like no tomorrow.
She picked it up from her nightstand and stared at it for a few minutes. It was then she decided what she must do.
Then she approached her computer, turning it on as her curiousity was about to get some questions. Luna was watching from the window sill, afraid of her charges mood swings. She glanced over at her keyboard and seen a pink pen with a clear jewel on the top decorated in gold. "Mother must have got it." she muttered, popping the disk in.
"You shall become a slave of the great master... Gather all leads to to Silver Imperium Crystal... Gather all info... Gather..." Usagi slammed her hand against the CPU unit as the disk popped out and the computer screen flashed with an blue error screen. She then slumped to the floor, panting.
"Why?" she whispered, getting up and glaring at Luna.
"Usagi--"
"Shut up!" Usagi snapped, pulling her brooach from her pocket. "Moon Prism Power." she muttered as she was then dressed as Sailor Moon with longer hair. She went out the window and took off towards the Crystal Cram School, under the cover of night.
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Sailor Moon came bursting in as none moved, only Ami looked up in surprise. Cram School Teacher Youma (CST) glared at both in turn before seizing Ami in a headlock. "Damn you! Release that innocent bystander and you won't suffer the painful failure grade I will apply to your ass. Sailor Moon at your demise!" she stated with a smirk as CST glared.
CST then threw razor papers at her.
"Oh shit!" she stated and hit the deck, letting the papers destory a row of computers behind her, along with the defenseless wall. "Gotta hate those paper cuts."
"Question 1, the genius Newton's question. Why did the apple fall from the tree?" she sneered as Ami struggled, or tried to even with her energy being brained forceably.
"Because Gravity brought it down and it rolled away from the tree because of the hill, or the apple just said I think we should see other trees." Sailor Moon replied as CST twitched, papers disappearing as Moon stood up.
"Question 2. Explain what gravity is in under 50 words."
"A force that keeps people on this planet and everything stable, seeing that space is unlivable but in tiny plastic bubbles. It isn't fun floating in space, nobody to bother." Moon replied as zombie students stood up. "Hell."
Then everything went cold.
Moon glanced towards CST and seen her holding Ami in a head lock. "Damn it, who put on the air conditioner?" Moon snapped as the Zombies were confused.
"Fool! Why aren't you brainwashed?! You didn't use the disk!" she sneered holding her tighter.
"I don't need a disk to study... I'm fine on my own!" Ami protested, gasping as the grip tighetened even more. "Help!" she choked out as Moon blinked.
Youma's were obessed with choking people.
Then there was a burst of blue light from Ami as the fog thickened. "What's going on?! My body's getting colder..." CST chattered as Moon watched it all happen.
"Gah! Who turned on the Ice Box?"
Luna then barged through the fog and does an amazing back flips in front of a confused Ami, conjuring up yet another magical item from thin air. "Ami! Grab the pen!" Luna shouted as CST approached Sailor Moon, who seemed to be careful with her own movements. Ami grabbed the object as the symbol of Mercury was now glowing brighter on her forehead. "Now say, 'Mercury Power.'"
"Mercury Power!" Ami shouted as her own clothing changed in a flurry of blue ribbons and bibbles.
Then Moon screamed, but not in terror or pain.
"Will you quit touching me you Casanova reject!" she shouted as a slap echoed and the fog disappeared, only to show a confused CST, a fuming Sailor Moon, and a floored Tuxedo Mask with a hand print on his face. "That's what you get for groping me, you nutcase! I am not that kind of girl!"
"Sailor Moon!" Luna snapped as the teenage blonde was near her ropes end.
"That is it!" she shrieked as the sound bounced, shattering glass. She yanked her tiara off of her head. "Moon Disc!" she shrieked, ignoring the wrong word as the light disc was gone and through the youma, turning it to sand and catching it on a return. "You morons are pissing me off, I have had it, this is not worth it!"
"Sailor Moon! Will you quit acting---" Luna started to scould as she was yanked up and pressed into Sailro Mercury's arms.
"You take this damn feline and leave me alone." Sailor Moon stated handing Sailor Mercury the black feline named Luna. "I have a enough troubles without someone or a talking creature always bitching about it." with that said teenage girl spun on her heel.
"Sailor Moon, wait!" Mercury stated as Luna sighed.
This wasn't supposed to happen, Sailor Moon was supposed to be a loving person and never mean.
"Sailor Mercury, don't." she stated as Mercury glanced down at the feline. "Moon won't listen, I have tried and it didn't work. Let's just go, I'll explain everything to you later."
"Alright." Mercury stated a sthey left before the other students awoke from their trance.
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