NEW CHAPTER!!! Wait, um, never mind, here it is!
DISCLAIMER- I do not own Naruto and if I did, lets just say there would be no little green jumpsuits. AT ALL. Anyway, here ya go!
"What's the point of being immortal if you can't have fun with it?"
"Matsudai-kun!!!" Kuro whined. "Oh, don't Matsudai-kun me! You are supposed to be sweet. I thought I could trust you!" The Chikage sniffed, and all three of his demonic companions settled down.
"I will never understand you. Oh, right, Hokage-sama, Uchiha-san, Hatake-san, this is Kurohyou, Mitsukai, and Ookami. They are my council, all three being some where around nine thousand years old, they are also my body guards, and go every where with me. Apparently, they have something to discuss with you. Really, the only reason I'm here is to visit someone I know, and watch my daughter win. My name is Matsudai."
He nodded to the door. "Hokage-sama, would you care to join me on a walk? I believe I left a promise the last time I was here." Sautobi's eyebrows shot up. "Oh? So you succeeded?"
"But of course. What else did you expect from his son?"
"Of course I will join you. I believe there are two other people who are eager to see you again, Chikage-sama."
The Chikage smiled. "Just call me Matsudai, thank you, Sarutobi-jiji, it's nice to see you again." Both kages wandered from the room.
"What?! You mean... really?"
"Oh yes. We propose you marry four of your clan heirs to our Chikage. If not, I believe a nice war is just what some of our more... energetic warriors need. The Chikage of course, is married. He has three... consorts."
Inevitably, the council agreed. "Of all of your clan heirs, we have compiled a list of six clans whose heirs might be considered." Mitsukai handed Homaru the list, and he checked it over. "You do realize that each of these clans have male heirs, with the exception of the Hyuuga, correct?" Ookami grinned. "Oh, we know. That's the point. Matsu-kun doesn't swing straight. Maybe you should read that out loud?"
Homaru sighed. "Very well. The qualifying clans are... Uchiha. Hyuuga. Abruame, Nara. Hatake. And... it seems the Inuzuka was crossed off. Just how old is your Chikage?"
"Matsu-kun? He's technically thirteen. Why do you ask?"
"You let a child lead you?" Mitsukai chuckled. "Trust me, he is anything but a child. Besides, if these marriages are to be carried out, they will wait for at least two years. Though he is married now, our laws state that he had to be married before he could lead our village, and he had three fiancées, so to be fair, we married him at the same time."
"You mean your married to the Chikage?"
"But of course. We all are. Tell me... two of the heirs are here, and the Chikage, when asked, said he preferred the male Hyuuga to the female one, what will your decisions be? Matsu-kun wants them to decide their own fate."
Kakashi went to step forward, but Itachi beat him to it. "I, Uchiha Itachi, accept this marriage in the name of my village."
"Your bravery is commendable, young one. But are you sure you want to share him with all three of us?" Itachi walked over and leaned down. Whispering in their ears, just loud enough that the demons would hear but no one else would. "It depends, will you share him with me?" Ookami snickered. "Yes. Yes I believe we will."
Hashi stood up. "I will talk to my nephew, Neji. I am sure he will agree."
"It is fully Shino's choice, as is it Neji's and Shikamaru's. As it was Itachi's. You need not fear us, Uchiha-san, and clan. We will not harm family, unless, of course, Matsu says so..." He trailed off at the end. Fugaku nodded.
"Then I shall take my leave, good day, Chi Council." before he left, Mitsukai told them that their children didn't have to make the decision without meeting the Chikage, and they could do so that evening, at his hotel, for dinner. Fugaku left, as did Shibi, Shikaru and Hashi.
"Shino. I'm sorry, but our village is in trouble, and we need you to help." Shibi started. Shino gave his father his undivided attention. "The new village Chigakaru has stated their demands, and if you choose, then in two years, you will marry the Chikage. He is at this moment, thirteen as well, and both councils have decided that we must marry four of our clan heirs to him. The council themselves seem... odd. They obey him with a loyalty you wouldn't believe. They would probably follow him from here to hell. You do not have to agree, but if you choose, you are invited to dinner with him, and his council tonight at five. You have three hours to think on your decision. Choose carefully, my son." Shibi walked away, leaving a perplexed thirteen year old behind.
"Shikamaru... I will be very straight with you. I realize you have different... taste in partners, and I want you to hear me out. The Chikage has offered you and three other clan heirs a marriage proposal. You have been invited to dinner with his council and himself tonight at five. Be careful."
"Neji. Come here. You have been put in a unique position. In two years, you must marry the Chikage of Chigakaru. Tonight, at five, you will meet him at his hotel, and have dinner with the other three chosen, as well at his consorts. You must do this for your clan and for you village. You are dismissed."
At exactly five, the four clan heirs stood outside the Chikage's room. Itachi knocked gently. The door opened to reveal a man with long silver hair and black eyes, wolf ears twitched atop his head. "Ookami-san." Itachi greeted him politely. Suddenly Ookami was shoved aside and a man with black hair and silver eyes appeared. "Itachi-kun!" He yelled and jumped at Itachi, who twitched violently. "Kuro-koi, I don't think Itachi-kun likes that." A man with spiky copper red hair and golden eyes said from his position inside the room. He had a book in hand, and was reading quietly. Shino watched it all quietly, as did Shikamaru.
Neji simply scowled. "Aww. What's with the long face, Hyuuga-san?" A man with no shirt on lay sprawled out on a three inch thick wooden bar, gold-tipped black tails swirled around him, black spiky hair tipped with bells jingled softly. A long white coat with no sleeves was hanging next to him. His eyes were closed, and he appeared to be relaxing.
He opened a single blood red eye, and one of his tails motioned they come in. "No need to stand out there, you eventually annoy the Chikage, he doesn't like fan girls." As they watched, Itachi and Neji shivered. "My name is Ookami, this is Mitsukai, and Kurohyou. That, is our beloved Matsudai. He'll be with us forever."
Matsudai laughed. "You know, I think you named me that just to laugh about it when I'm not around! Any way, where's the food, I'm starting to get hungry!"
He dropped lightly to the ground, and grabbed his coat, pulling it on, and leaving his chest exposed. Everyone trooped into the room. "I see your all here. Lets get started! My name is Matsudai, I like my some what annoying consorts, my village, and meeting new people! I like steak! And umm, I like a lot of things. I don't like the council of Konoha, or Tsume. She's a bitch. And, I don't like shoes! Oh, yeah, and I'm the Chikage. Your turn Ita-kun!"
"I don't like anything. I don't hate anything. I am completely apathetic. I am pleased with our engagement."
Shikamaru took this as his cue to continue, "I like the word troublesome. I like to sleep, and play shoji. I don't not like anything. I'm okay with this engagement."
Shino stated in a deadpan. "I also am okay with this engagement. I neither like nor dislike anything but pesticide."
"I am... apathetic to this marriage, I am permitted to like nothing. I dislike my clan."
"Aww! But that simply won't do!" Matsudai stretched luxuriously, his muscles rippling as he moved. "Are you really thirteen?" Shino asked quietly. "But of course. When I was nine I was shifted into a time rift, and stayed there for nine years, so I have the appearance of an eighteen year old, the mind of a ten thousand year old demon, and the dreams of a child. Technically, I'm 13. I was born October tenth, thirteen years ago, here to the fourth Hokage and his wife Kushina. So I'm am indigenous to Konoha, but at the age of ten, I was chased away by angry villagers. For something I had no control over."
All four blinked. "So tell me, do you remember the little blonde boy that sat on a swing and watched you play?"
All of them nodded, even Itachi. "That was me... I made a promise to Jiji, and I keep my promises. Its nice to see you all again."
By now they were all shocked. He even came from here. Shino stood up from his chair. "In the name of my village, and my clan, I accept the proposal." Shikamaru stood as well. "I accept as well."
Neji looked the Chikage straight in the eyes. "You... you went through hell and back, destroyed countless lives, your own included, found a place, and still manage to look on the bright side. Out of respect for you, and hope that I too will find that peace in your village, I accept as well."
They all turned to Itachi. He blinked. "I already accepted. I'm just here to visit."
Mitsukai laughed. "Well, if we're all going to marry the same person, we might as well drop the formalities. Call me Mitsu. This is Kuro, and Kami, and of course, our beloved Matsu-kun!" A knock sounded at the door. "Hey, Matsudai! Your food is ready!"
The door opened to admit a blue skinned shark like man. In one hand, he held a covered silver platter, in the other, he had two bottles of wine. A man with red hair trooped in after him with a large plate of dango, and another man, blonde, came in with a pot of steaming vegetables.
A man with sliver hair came in and set a large bowl of rice down next to the other dishes, in a large table. Soon after him came a man with black hair, and what looked like stitches on his mouth, with a stack of plates, bowls, chopsticks, and wine glasses.
Matsu laughed. "You guys are so over protective! If four demon lords can't protect me, I don't think you'll do any better!"
"Hey! We resent that, un! We can't all be ten tailed demon lords!" The blonde retorted. "Besides, if we don't protect you from handsome men, who's going to protect us?" Asked the blue man, pouting. "Stop that, Kisame! You can protect yourself!"
Matsu smiled. "So... Who's hungry?" He asked, as the other man trooped out, leaving the dinner guests with the demon lords. Mitsu sweat dropped.
There ya go folks, another one! You can thank Akatsuki-tenshi-kitsune for this chapter! :) Any way, umm, so yeah. Another review, another chapter. No one voted on who to put in the Harem so I put in these guys. And don't worry, Tsume will get what's coming to her! Mwahahaha!
