Charge comes out onto stage in combat boots, camouflage military trousers, field jacket, green bulletproof vest and a combat helmet. Slung across his back is an M-4 carbine with a grenade launcher.
Charge: "We've finally got the terrorists on the run! You there! (Points to random member of audience) Call for an air strike! We…Wait, this isn't my virtual Call of Duty simulator! DANG IT!!!!! (facepalms) Sorry folks, gimme a sec to get changed!"
Charge goes offstage for a few minutes before returning with khaki pants, a white shirt and a navy blue blazer.
Charge: "O.K, that's better. Anyways, welcome to the next chapter of Eleven Kids, One Cat! Now, as I promised, it's time for an…"
Crowd (cheering): "OC PARTEH!!!!!"
Charge: "That's right!!! More randomness, more awesome music, more chaos and more waffle/pancake generating tables! Now, let's meet the OC's that will make up this random adventure of misery and humor!!!!!"
Charge: "First up, from Yin Blaze, we have Enzan the Hedgehog!"
Enzan comes out to claps and cheers, grins, bows, and goes to one side of the stage.
Charge (clapping): "Next, we have Solar the Cat from Solar the Cat!"
Solar walks on to more cheers, bows, gives Charge a high-five on the way past to the other side of the stage.
Charge (still clapping): "Next, may I introduce Leah the Hedgehog and Grace the Hedgehog from Leah 'L's' the Hedgehog!"
Leah runs out onto the stage, blows a kiss to the cheering crowd and jogs over to stand by the other two while grace comes out, curtseys and continues on to line.
Charge (continues clapping): "Now, another introduction. Please welcome…Eclipse the Hedgehog from Eclipse the Hedgehog126!"
Eclipse comes on, does a quick disco move, and moonwalks over to the line, but suddenly is distracted by something offstage that she runs over to begin investigating.
Charge: "Now, we have a big story coming up. So without further ado… LET THE MA- *pauses* Eclipse! NO!!!! PUT DOWN THE M-4! Excuse me for a few seconds, ladies and gentlemen. We have a psychotic hedgehog with an assault rifle running around backstage."
Charge dashes off. Crowd is expecting something random, so sits quietly. While he is gone, Solar grabs the microphone.
Solar: "O.K, until Charge can get Eclipse under control (sounds of grenade blasts and electric attacks come from backstage), I will be taking over the show. Now, as Charge would say…"
Charge (sticks bruised and fried head back onstage): ON WITH THE MADNESS!!!!!!
Solar: Dang, I wanted to say that!
I was standing in my fight room, practicing moves on a broken robot. I was enjoying myself quite a bit, since nothing gave me the kicks like beating the programming out of a robot. I was using my usual combination of karate, kung fu and judo on the robot to deal the most damage possible. I had just finished up a combo attack on the robot before calling it off.
Jumping back, I surveyed the damage. The robot's eyes were smashed, it's right arm lay near a crater in the wall, its left hand was dysfunctional and one of its legs was broken.
Yet I could get one final attack in if I wanted to.
I ran up to the robot, jumped up in front of it and gave it good old-fashioned roundhouse kick to the head.
The head went flying off into a punching bag and promptly exploded.
The rest of the robot stood still for a few seconds before quietly falling flat on its face and short-circuting.
I grinned and jogged out of the room, taking of my hand guards as I exited. I quickly made for my shower to rinse off.
As soon as I finished my shower, I quickly toweled off. However, while I was in the shower, something had latched itself onto my mind. Babysitting the toddlers was one heck of a job, but besides the occasional lost noodle incident, there was no action for a few months. Eggman was acting strangely quiet. Silver and Blaze had taken the night off, at my coaxing, and the kids had strangely simultaneously turned in really early for the night. I was seriously bored and I felt the need for some more action in my life.
Maybe another party was in order.
Even though the last one had been one heck of a chaotic incident, I still missed hanging around with Solar, Enzan and even sweet, maniacal Star.
I sighed and leaned against the wall, looking out at the sun set over downtown Station Square. The buildings made for great scenery, the silhouettes of the office towers looking like secret service agents. I stared, spellbound for a while, until I was brought out of my daydream by a familiar sound.
Someone was knocking on the door.
I rushed downstairs as fast as I could, quickly paused to make sure my hair was in the right place, and taking a deep breath, opened the door, expecting to see one of my acquaintances from my last party.
Indeed I did, for I once again stared Death in the face.
I can tell you, his face isn't pretty. Especially since he didn't technically have a face, just a shade of apocalypse black.
I can say that my eyes probably jumped a few feet out of their sockets, my tail could have been used as a feather duster and I probably was even whiter than a brand new MacBook.
Death extended a hand hidden underneath his cloak and spoke ominously:
"You knew your time was to come, Charge the Cat. Now your soul must be traded as a payment for insults you have made to me."
Death then let out a most un-Death-like laugh, which sounded like a fifteen-year-old computer nerd.
Now, I'm usually not one to jump to conclusions, but if Death had a laugh like an annoying 10th grader, and not like something that would scare you to kingdom come, then Death was probably going to be false.
Overcoming my fear, I reached up and ripped off Death's hood to reveal the face of my friend Adam the Wolf.
We stared at each other in utter shock for a few seconds before I got seriously ticked off.
Authors Note: Due to attempts to keep this story K-rated, instead of the epic combat scene that will certainly raise the rating, please enjoy this soothing image of the tide in the Bay of Fundy.
"AND I SWEAR, IF YOU DO THAT TO ME AGAIN, I WILL TURN YOU INTO RADIOACTIVE DUST!!!!!! YOU GOT THAT, ADAM????" I shouted at the burnt and retreating figure.
Now that I had calmed down a bit, my eyes weren't white anymore and the light daggers that had formed disappeared.
Turning to my doorway, I retreated inside. In the mirror, I noted that once again, a lock of my hair was about to fall into my eye. I combed it back up with my fingers. I was just checking the rest of my hair when knocking sounded again.
I quickly went over to my door, and for the first time noticed the peephole in the door.
Blushing, I went and took a quick peek through the hole. Through it I could see Solar, Enzan and three other hedgehogs I didn't recognize.
I quickly opened up the door and put on my best "Welcome to my house where you will abide by the rules or I will turn you into dust" host smile.
"Hey, guys!" I greeted my two acquaintances. "What's up?"
Enzan replied, "There's a party going on here, so, we came to join in."
I rolled my eyes, "You guys gotta tell me how the heck you knew I was having a party even before I was getting ready for it."
Neither of the guys answered this, so silence fell upon the group for a few seconds. Then, the lime green hedgehog huffed and elbowed Enzan hard in the ribs. Enzan gasped in surprise (or pain, I'm not 100% sure) before quickly cleared his throat.
"Uh, Charge, this is Leah the Hedgehog." he said, gesturing towards the lime green hedgehog.
"The pleasure is mine." I replied, giving her a slight bow, deciding to go for the diplomatic approach with this group.
She giggled slightly before replying in a lazy British accent, "Thank you! This here is Grace."
She gestured to the tall orange hedgehog, whom I greeted similarly.
"AND I'M ECLIPSE!!!!" the purple hedgehog yelled into my ears.
"Hi." was all I could say with most of my senses overloaded.
Once my head was clear enough to think straight, I gestured towards the door to invite all of my guests in.
Obviously, I wasn't moving fast enough for Eclipse, for when I quickly checked back inside, she was already running around looking at my stuff.
I swore I had a new Star on my hands.
After the rest of the group was inside, I quickly checked to make sure that there was no one else before closing the door.
In the main hall, we all stood in silence for a bit.
Then Enzan and Solar looked at each other and then at me, a slight smirk on each of their faces.
I knew exactly what they were thinking.
"Go crazy, you two." I said with a grin.
I swear, I had only just said the word "crazy" when they shot off, leaving me to talk to their dust clouds.
A few seconds later, I could hear the thumping beat of Shadow of the Day from the performance room.
Leah, Grace and Eclipse stared along with me at the dust clouds until they dissipated into the wind maybe 5 seconds later.
Grace turned to me and asked, "What are those boys up to?"
"I'll show you later." I promised, thinking hard on how to entertain the girls, when I had and idea, "First, I have to ask, just because, you girls like to dance?"
The three of them looked at me strangely.
"Oh, forget that I ever asked that!" I said before adding quietly, "Now I can't try out my new 50,000 ring dance floor."
The bait worked. All three immediately started stammering out apologies and asking for me to take them there now.
I turned and walked, signaling the girls to follow. We traveled through the bottom floor of my house, past my restaurant-sized kitchen (I like to cook), Sony TV room, living room with bookcase, dining room and finally arrived at the dance floor.
The room that housed it was maybe 50 square meters. The walls and ceiling were painted black to allow for the best light show. Each 1-meter by 1-meter tile was all a different neon coloring. Along each wall was a different color of strobe lights, and I had it all controlled by a computer in the wall.
As I walked over, I turned back to the girls who were looking around in shock and awe.
"Any song requests?" I asked, walking backwards.
Quickly, the three asked for the following:
Leah=Forever by Chris Brown
Grace=Billie Jean by Michael Jackson
Eclipse=Crank Dat by Soulja Boy (?)
Said info was placed into the machine, and after a minute of systems checks clicking multiple yes buttons.
Soon, the overhead lighting grew dim, and Forever started up.
I grabbed a random black fedora, went to a section of the room and went freestyle on it.
(Authors note: Charge dances like the best dance you can think of times 1000000 in all of the songs. I will leave it to your imagination on what it looks like.)
1, 2, 3, 4...
Hey (eh)
Forever
Hey (eh)
Forever
It's you, and me
Movin' at the speed of light into eternity (yeah)
Tonight, is the night
To join me in the middle of ecstasy
Feel the melody and the rhythm of the music around you (around you)
I'ma take you there, I'ma take you there
So don't be scared, I'm right here, baby
We can go anywhere
Go anywhere
But first, it's your chance
Take my hand
Come with me
It's like I waited my whole life (ohh)
For this one night (one night)
It's gonna be me you and the dance floor
Cuz we only got one night
Double your pleasure
Double your fun
And dance forever ever ever
Forever ever ever
Forever ever ever
Forever (forever)
forever ever ever
Forever ever ever
Forever ever ever
Forever on the dance floor
Feels like were on another level (ohh)
Feels like our loves intertwine
We can be two rebels
Breakin' the rules
Me and you
You and I
All you gotta do is watch me
Look what I can do with my feet, baby
Feel the beat inside
I'm drivin', you could take the front seat (front seat)
Just need you to trust me (trust me)
Girl girl girl
It's like now
It's like I waited my whole life (ohh)
For this one night (one night)
It's gonna be me you and the dance floor (dance floor)
Cuz we only got one night
Double your pleasure
Double your fun (yeah)
And dance forever ever ever (ohh)
Forever ever ever
Forever ever ever
Forever (forever)
forever ever ever
Forever ever ever
Forever ever ever
Forever on the dance floor
It's a long way down
We so high off the ground
Sendin' for an angel to bring me your heart
Girl where did you come from?
Got me so undone
Gazin' in your eyes got me sayin'
What a beautiful lady
No ifs ands or maybes
I'm releasin my heart
And it's feelin' amazing
There's no one else that matters
You love me
And I wont let you fall girl
Let you fall girl (ahh ohh oh oh yeah)
Yeah, I wont let you fall
Let you fall
Let you fall (ohh ohh)
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
It's like
It's like I waited my whole life (whole life)
For this one night (one night)
It's gon be me you and the dance floor (me you and the dance floor)
Cuz we only got one night
Double your pleasure
Double your fun
And dance forever ever ever
Forever ever ever
Forever ever ever
Forever
Ever ever ever
Forever ever ever
Forever ever ever
Forever on the dance floor
Ohh oh oh oh oh oh ohhh yeah
Forever ever ever ever
Forever ever ohh
I finished up my dance and checked over to the three girls.
For some reason, they were staring at me in amazement, their mouths hanging open and their eyes the size of dinner plates.
Before I could ask what was wrong, Billie Jean started, and I got caught up in dancing, putting on my best Michael Jackson impersonation.
She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene
I said don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round
She told me her name was Billie Jean, as she caused a scene
Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one
Who will dance on the floor in the round
People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful of who you love
And be careful of what you do 'cause the lie becomes the truth
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
For forty days and for forty nights
The law was on her side
But who can stand when she's in demand
Her schemes and plans
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round
So take my strong advice, just remember to always think twice
(Do think twice)
She told my baby we'd danced till three, then she looked at me
Then showed a photo my baby cried his eyes were like mine (oh, no!)
'Cause we danced on the floor in the round, baby
People always told me be careful of what you do
And don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
She came and stood right by me
Then the smell of sweet perfume
This happened much too soon
She called me to her room
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
Billie Jean is not my lover
She's just a girl who claims that I am the one
But the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son
She says I am the one
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is
Not my lover
Not my lover
Not my lover
Not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Billie Jean is not my lover (she is just a girl)
Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is not my lover
Billie Jean is
Billie Jean is
Again, once I finished my dance, I looked up to see the three staring at me once again.
Crank Dat interrupted my impending questions, however, so I once again started to dance, this time doing the now famous Soulja Boy dance.
Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me lean then watch me rock
Super Man dat oh
Yeah watch me crank dat Robocop
Super Fresh, now watch me jock
Jocking on them haterz man
When I do dat Soulja Boy
I lean to the left and crank dat thing
Now you
I'm jocking on you, I'm jockin' on you
And if we get the fightin'
Then I'm cocking on you, then I'm cockin' on you
You catch me at yo local party
Yes I crank it everyday
Haterz get mad cuz
I got me some Bathin' Apes
Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch
I'm bouncin' on my toe
Watch me super soak dat oh
I'ma pass it to Arab
And he's gon' crank it up fo' sho'
Haterz wanna be me
Soulja Boy, I'm the man
They be lookin' at my neck
Sayin' it's the Rubberband Man, man
Watch me do it, watch me do it
Dance, dance
Let get to it, let get to it
Nope, you can't do it like me
Doe, so don't do it like me
Folk, I see you tryna do it like me
Man that damn was ugly
Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch
I'm too fresh off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank that Roosevelt
And super soak that oh
Super soak that oh
Super soak that oh
Super soak that oh
Super soak that oh
I'm too fresh now watch me do
Watch me shuffle, watch me do
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy, now Superman do it
Superman do it
Superman do it
Ahh
Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch
Soulja Boy off in this oh
Watch me crank it, watch me roll
Watch me crank dat, Soulja Boy
Then Superman dat oh
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch me you
(Crank dat, Soulja Boy)
Now watch
You, ahh you
Once again, I looked up from my final move to see all three girls looking at me with wide eyes.
At first, nothing happened.
Then, for no apparent reason, Eclipse started crying.
I never had much experience with girls crying, so I wasn't sure what to do.
I settled to jogging across the room to see what was wrong.
All the way, Leah and Grace continued to watch me with massive eyes. Now the staring was making me extremely uncomfortable, but I decided to focus on the sobbing hedgehog in front of me.
I knelt down beside Eclipse and asked, "What's wrong? What did I do?"
There was a pause before the purple hedgehog looked up at me with tears in her eyes and exclaimed, "THAT WAS THE MOST AMAZING DANCING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!"
The random yelling in my face again caught me off guard for a moment, so I was unable to process what she was saying.
However, once I did, I immediately straightened up, blushed and grabbed the back of my neck, while my tail waved nervously.
"Wow." was all I could say after a few minutes of silence.
After that, there was a period of silence until Leah cleared her throat.
"Do you…do you think you could teach us to dance like you did in Forever?" she asked, looking at me hopefully.
"Uh, I guess…if I had a video recording of the dance I did, because I can't remember anything that I did." I replied, believing that there was no way that I could remember without a recording, which I didn't have.
I had forgotten that I was in a room with three girls, because they all instantly pulled out their camera smart phones and proceeded to show me the HD YouTube videos that they had posted after I had finished Forever.
Literally 5 minutes (I checked my watch) after I had finished dancing, each video had over 10,000 views.
After watching Grace's video, all the moves came back to me.
I went back to the computer and set Forever on repeat.
This was going to be an interesting dance class.
30 minutes later:
I must say, the three girls were fast learners.
I simply danced over it once, and then they gave it a try while I corrected their mistakes, and soon we were all dancing to Chris Brown like there wasn't a tomorrow.
Soon, we were even singing the lyrics while dancing.
"All you gotta do is watch me, look at what I can do with my feet." I sang, doing what I would consider a perfect moonwalk, "Feel the beat inside, I'm drivin' you can take the front seat…"
Then Enzan and Solar crashed the party.
"What the heck are you doing?" asked an incredulous Enzan.
Although the music kept playing, the four of us stopped dancing. My black fedora, which had somehow stayed on my head until now, suddenly slipped off and fell to the ground, knocking in crown slightly.
I reached down to grab it, knocked the hat back into shape, placed it back on my head, paused the music remotely and turned back to Enzan.
However, as I opened my mouth to talk, Enzan and Solar both simultaneously smirked.
"We didn't say we didn't like." Solar pointed out. "Let's go!"
He clapped twice, and Break Your Heart y Taio Cruz and Ludacris started up.
Us three guys took the floor freestyle for the song.
[Ludacris]
(Whoa) LUDA!
Now I may not be the worst or the best
But you gotta respect my honesty (whoa)
And I may break your heart
But I don't really think there's anybody as bomb as me (whoa)
So you can take this chance, in the end
Everybody's gonna be wondering how you deal (whoa)
You might say this is Ludacris
But Taio Cruz tell her how you feel
[Taio Cruz]
Now listen to me baby (uh uh oh oh)
Before I love and leave you (uh uh oh oh)
They call me heart breaker (uh uh oh oh)
I don't wanna deceive you (uh uh oh oh oh)
If you fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear you apart
Told you from the start, baby from the start
I'm only gonna break break your, break break your heart [x4]
Whoa, whoa
There's no point trying to hide it (uh uh oh oh)
No point trying to evade it (uh uh oh oh)
I know I got a problem (uh uh oh oh)
Problem with misbehaving (uh uh oh oh oh)
If you fall for me
I'm not easy to please
I might tear you apart
Told you from the start, baby from the start
I'm only gonna break break your, break break your heart [x4]
[Ludacris]
That's all I'm gonna do woman
(Whoa) Listen now, I'm only gonna break your heart
And shatter and splatter it all into little bitty pieces (whoa)
Whether or not you get it all together
Then its finder's keepers and losers weepers (whoa)
See I'm not trying to lead you on
No I'm only trying to keep it real (whoa)
You might say this is Ludacris
But Taio Cruz tell her how you feel
[Taio Cruz]
(Eh) and I know karma's gonna get me back for being so cold (eh)
Like a big bad wolf I'm born to be bad and bad to the bone (eh)
If you fall for me I'm only gonna tear you apart (eh)
Told ya from the start (eh)
I'm only gonna break break your, break break your heart [x4]
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
The song ended and all three girls cheered loudly.
Boom Boom Pow by The Black Eyed Peas was the next song, which meant it was the girl's turn.
Gotta get that [x3]
Gotta get that that that, that that
Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) [x4]
Boom boom boom (Yeah) [x2]
Boom boom boom [x2]
[Will.]
Yo
I got the hit that beat the block
You can get that bass overload
I got the that rock and roll
That future flow
That digital spit
Next level visual
I got that (Boom boom boom)
How the beat bang (Boom boom boom)
[Fergie]
I like that boom boom pow
Them chicken jackin' my style
They try copy my swagger
I'm on that next show now
I'm so 3008
You so 2000 and late
I got that boom boom boom
That future boom boom boom
Let me get it now
Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) [x4]
Boom boom boom (Yeah) [x2]
Boom boom boom [x2]
[Taboo]
I'm on the supersonic boom
Y'all hear the space ship zoom
When when I step inside the room them girls go ape-ape, uh
Y'all stuck on super A
They're no fast stupid a bit
I'm on that HD flat
This beat go boom boom pow
[.ap]
I'm a beast when you turn me on
Into the future cybertron
Harder, faster, better, stronger
Sexy ladies extra longer, cuz
We got the beat that bounce
We got the beat that pow
We got the beat that 808
That the boom boom in your town
[Fergie]
People in the place
If you wanna get down
Put your hands in the air
Will. drop the beat now
[Will.]
Yep yep
I be rockin' the beats (Yep, yep)
I be rockin' the beats (Yep yep yep, yep)
Here we go, here we go
Satellite radio
Y'all getting hit with (Boom boom)
Beats so big I'm steppin on leprechauns
Beatin' on y'all you with the (Boom boom)
Beatin' on y'all you with the (Boom boom)
Beatin' on y'all you with the...
This beat be bumpin' bumpin'
This beat go boom boom
Let the beat rock
Let the beat rock
Let the beat r...
This beat be bumpin' bumpin'
This beat go boom boom
[Fergie]
I like that boom boom pow
Them chicken jackin' my style
They try copy my swagger
I'm on that next show now
I'm so 3008
You so 2000 and late
I got that boom boom boom
That future boom boom boom
Let me get it now
Boom boom boom (Gotta get that) [x4]
Boom boom boom (Yeah) [x2]
Boom boom boom [x2]
Let the beat rock (Let the beat rock)
Let the beat rock (Let the beat...)
Let the beat r... (Let the beat rock, rock, rock, rock)
Wow, the girls were good.
Us three boys cheered them on the entire song, and continued on cheering for them after it was done.
"Awesome!" I exclaimed.
"Fantastic!" Solar yelled.
"Incredible!" shouted Enzan.
"What's youz doinz?" said a young voice.
All of our heads snapped around to the direction of the voice to see a young Shadow staring at us with wide eyes.
Leah turned to me with accusing eyes, "Why is Shadow a toddler?"
"One word: Eggman." I said, before thinking out loud, "I wonder what he's up to?"
~Eggman's base~
Nearly all of Eggman's time tonight had been spent on taking the night off. He was tired of trying to catch the toddlers, and had decided to make tonight a dance night. So, he had Metal Sonic set up a dance floor, and purchase some songs off Itunes. He was currently dancing badly to Break Your Heart and singing the lyrics even worse. Metal Sonic had decided to hide for tonight, so as not to experience this frightening image.
So, yeah…..
I don't think we'll be coming back here, as describing some of the moves he was doing would more than certainly raise the rating.
Back to Charge:
Baby Shadow looked at me queerly for a few moments.
Then, he beckoned for the rest of the kids to come out.
Soon, all of the kids were on the dance floor, dancing along to Break Your Heart.
And I gotta say, the little guys were good!
Somehow, Sonic, Knuckles, Jet and Shadow had all gotten fedoras and were putting on a pretty good Michael Jackson-style dance, the girls were getting' down like Rihanna and all the other little guys were break dancing.
After watching with an open mouth for a while, I got my senses back and got out onto the floor.
Multiple songs later:
Break Your Heart is the best song ever!
After finishing up my freestyle solo on it, I quickly checked my watch.
It read 9:58 p.m.
'Okay, little guys!" I called out, "Time's up! You need to get to bed now!"
With a few "AWWWW"s, most of the kids complied.
Most, excluding Sonic, Shadow and Espio.
"Sonic, you need to get to bed." I said, "You too, Shadow and Espio."
Shadow crossed his arms and gave a defiant "No!"
"Yes." I said.
"No." he said again.
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"No!"
"YES!!!"
"NO!!!!!"
"FINE, STAY UP DANCING FOR THE ENTIRE NIGHT!!!!!!!! SEE IF I CARE!!!!!!" I yelled, admitting defeat.
Shadow just smirked and clapped his hands.
Immediately, Forever started playing and the three started going nuts on the dance floor.
I walked over to the group of teenagers, shaking my head and muttering about Shadow always getting his own way.
Once I got to them, the questions started.
"Why are Sonic and everybody toddlers?" Solar asked.
"I dunno." I said, shrugging.
"How long have they been like that?" asked Grace.
I thought this over for a minute.
"About a month." I replied.
"WHY ARE SHADOW, ESPIO AND SONIC SO GOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR?????" Eclipse yelled.
My face screwed up in pain from the auditory overload, I replied, "Uh………………natural talent?"
Solar then suddenly checked his watch, and looked surprised.
"Aw, man, it's 10:15 already? I gotta get back to Camp Sonic!" he exclaimed, "See ya around!"
With that, he spun me around making his high-speed exit.
Once my internal compass had set me back on track, I noted that Enzan had once again slipped off into the unknown.
Leah and Grace gave a sudden polite goodbye and literally disappeared. Just like that.
Eclipse, however, made for the most dramatic exit.
Using her power of the cosmos, she smashed a meteor through my roof and into the room and gave a quick salute before jumping on her meteor, shouting "LONG LIVE THE KINGDOM OF CHEEZBERGERZ!!!!!" and flying off to wherever she was conceived, so probably a loony bin.
I stared at the hole in my roof, eye twitching, for a few minutes before I noticed that both:
A: The music had stopped.
and…
B: The light show was over.
I quickly spun in a 360o to see if I could find Shadow, Sonic and Espio, but they were nowhere to be found.
However, I soon heard a familiar snoring coming from Sonic's room.
I quickly checked in and smiled to see all the kids asleep, some sucking their thumbs.
I turned off the lights using my electrokinesis, and went to turn in myself.
Little did I know that that was to be the last time I would be resting for the next 48 hours.
Charge: Okay, I finally got Eclipse under control, so I just wanted to say that the author does not own any of the songs, brands, characters or OC's besides me in this story. Be sure to check out So You Think You Can Dance Mobius, coming soon to .
~Charge~
