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Shinigami's case
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Ichigo's case
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Hello: Hollow Ichigo
Well, right now, apparently this fanfic is before the kidnap of Inoue Orihime and the winter war. But Kurosaki Ichigo is the new captain of the 14th unit ( unlike the other units they go to the human world more frequently and once they takes up a mission they will travel around like a human to take care of hollows while the other units go straight back to soul society after their mission. They do return to Soul Society but quite seldom. They do not have rules from Soul society mostly because the rules in Soul Society can only be applied on Shinigamis but as the 14th unit consists of humans too. New rules will only be made once a new central 46 is made. The 14th unit is an independent unit and only relies on itself for sources unless necessary. Because of that the 14th unit is not directly under Yamamoto Genryuusai or the Central 46. They have their own research unit run by Urahara Kisuke and its own medical unit run by Inoue Orihime.) Kuchiki Rukia has became 14th unit's vice-captain. While Abarai Renji will remain as the vice-captain of the 6th unit.
Kurosaki Ichigo had successfully taken control of his Hollow with the help of the Visoreds.
I'm really sorry if Urahara didn't throw enough insults to her but if he did, the Umbridge will really have a reason to fire him. But do not worry, I shall make people throw more insults at her in the future.
Chapter 3
"What do you think you're doing?" Rukia hissed at Ichigo. Ichigo looked thoughtful for awhile before answering. "Um... Eating?"
Rukia growled in anger before pulling up her sketchbook from her bag and whacking him hard on the head. "You better tell me before I'm shoving this down your throat." Rukia warned. Ichigo could not help but gulp in fear.
Beside the two, Renji and Toushiro sweatdropped at the scene. "Sometimes I really don't seem to get who's the captain and who's the vice-captain." Ron and Hermione plopped on the chair beside them. They stared amused at Ichigo and Rukia.
"You know, Hermione. Those two really reminds me of us. Just that she's a teeny bit more vicious." Ron pointed out, "But, no...Harry's biting our heads off but not theirs."
"Well, I think he took enough of us for the last 4 years." Hermione told them.
"You think?" Harry grumbled.
As soon as Ichigo finished eating, they quickly made their way back to their dorms. Hermione said the password before the portrait of the fat lady could even ask for it. The whole group settled down around the table and started to do their work.
During the whole time, Ron was groaning, Hermione was scolding him and the two started bickering. Harry was telling them to shut their mouths up. Then he started to call Snape and
Umbridge names. Renji and Toushiro (who had amazingly finished all their homework under 1 hour) was doing Soul Society paper work at the far end of the table, away from the bickering duo and the boy-who-curses-a-lot so that they couldn't see what they were doing.. Ichigo and Rukia (who had amazingly finished all their homework under 1 hour too) sat beside Renji and was discussing about the next mission they were going to sent somebody to do. They had to pick a person to go and the number of people who will accompany him, the location, the amount of items to be brought, the mode of transport, the accommodation, the amount of money given and more after that.
When everyone was done, they sleepily brought their work up and slept.
==HelLo==
A.N: Hey guess what? I have no idea what's the plot for this chapter. Well, mostly because I'm feeling too sick to write today. Somebody, give me a plot!
==HelLo==
They were sitting in Professor McGonagall's class. They were suppose to do some weird spell called the vanishing spells. Rukia managed to finished on her first try. Toushiro managed to do it too. Ichigo managed to do it on his fourth or fifth, much to his surprise. Renji, Harry and Ron was having lots of trouble. By the end of the class, only Rukia, Hermione, Toushiro and Ichigo escaped from the class without any work to be done. Not only that the four was awarded 10 points each which adds up to 40 in total for Gryffindor.
Next, they made their way to the field. Professor Grubbly-Plank was already there. Once they reached there, they could see Draco and his gang of Slytherins, making his way to them. Once everyone was there, Professor Grubbly-Plank started. She pointed to the bunch of twigs infront of her. "Does anyone now what this are?" she asked. Hermione immediately shot her hand up. Behind her, Draco did a buck-toothed imitation of her jumping up and down in eagerness to answer a question. Pansy Parkinson gave a shriek of laughter.
Ichigo growled in anger. Maybe he shall do Kido on them to teach them about insulting his friends.
The next ten minutes was spent on discussing about Bowtruckles. By the end, Hermione had earned another 10 points. Then, they had to draw pictures of the Bowtruckles. That was when Draco came up to them and most stupidly, called a certain person called Hagrid a moron. Ichigo who was drawing together with Harry saw Harry tightened his grip on the Bowtruckle. This is so interesting, the twigs' turning blue. This is my first time seeing it, Ichigo thought. But it was mostly obvious that it was suffocating. "Oi, Harry. You're strangling the poor creature." he said. Looking shocked, Harry immediately loosened his grip. The Bowtruckle quickly climbed out of his hand and ran into the forest.
"If that idiot dare to call Hagrid an idiot one more time, I swear..."Harry grumbled to himself. Ichigo felt like he should do Kido to Malfoy right now, for insulting Hagrid. He might not know who Hagrid is but he made a deal with Harry that if Harry wanted to protect someone, then he'll protect them too. It was not as if he couldn't do Kido anyway. Even the basic of Kido was to be known for any type of captain. He slipped a hand under his other arm and whispered, "Bakudo no ichi, Sai." Immediately, Draco and his bunch of cronies dropped on the ground, arms stuck behind their backs, butts sticking up in the air. They screamed in pain at the rough action. Ichigo snickered. All attention was fixed at them. Most of the Gryffindor was laughing their heads off, like Harry and Ron, while some was trying their best to keep a straight face.
Professor Grubbly-Plank rushed to them and immediately tried to pry their arms from their backs, and failed. Finally giving up, she sent them to the hospital wing. Some people was still laughing but a majority of them was holding their ribs, trying to ease the pain of laughing too much. Toushiro and Rukia glared at Ichigo. Ichigo saw it and shrugged. "They deserved it." he mouthed. The two shook their heads and turn their attention to the Professor. The Professor was red in the face, obviously from laughing too. "Umm.... Class is dismissed." she announced after catching her breath.
As they walked back to the castle, Harry turned to Ichigo. "Hey, thanks there."
Ichigo frowned, keeping a confused face. "For what?" he asked.
Harry shrugged. "For you know... What just happened to Draco. I have no idea what you did but I got a feeling as if you're the one who did it." Harry explained, "It's good to know you're keeping your side of the deal."
Ichigo grinned. "No problem... A promise is a promise. Once I made a promise, I don't plan on breaking it." Harry's sour mood brightened up. He was pretty mad about Professor Grubbly-Plank becoming their teacher instead of hagrid.
"Don't worry. I don't plan on breaking it too."
==HelLo==
Ichigo and Harry was in detention. And they won't happy. Umbridge had readily rejected Harry's pleas for skipping detention for Quidditch. They were given lines. Everybody would be fooled but not Ichigo. There was quill, paper but no ink. There was a catch, he knew it. Every bastard always made one.
Ichigo started to write when pain erupted from his hand. On his hand, was carved the letter "I". On the paper was the letter "I" written in blood. Ahh, usually I would just take this with indifference, however for someone who's head contains more air then brain, I got to hand it to her. This is one good torture method, Ichigo thought grimly. Beside him, he could hear Harry gasp in pain and surprise. Well, maybe its time to work.
As quietly as possible, Ichigo whispered, "Bakudo no niijuu ichi, Sekienton!" And a puff of smoke erupted in the room. Umbridge and Harry started coughing. Quickly, using Shunpo, he knocked Umbridge out, using much of his power. Next he knocked Harry out too, but more lightly this time. The door was locked and sealed with a kido spell by Ichigo before entering the room to prevent anyone bursting in without warning.
Slowly, the smoke started to disappear. Ichigo pulled out his wand and stared at it in disgust. Small little twigs isn't his choice of weapon, but it'll do. He pointed it to her drawer and whispered out, "Alohomora." The lock made a click and Ichigo slid it open. Inside was a whole stack of files. He gave a long look at it before sighing. This was going to take a very long time. Ichigo sat down on the chair and started to flip through the files.
Ichigo had finished one third of the files when there was knocking on the door. Shocked, Ichigo jerked up so fast that his bones gave a loud snap! "Professor Umbridge, this is Professor Mcgonagall here. I got matters to discuss with you." Panicked, Ichigo quickly stored the files back into the drawer.
"Do not come in yet." Ichigo said, trying his best to do an impersonation of Umbridge's voice. He grabbed Umbridge under her arms and hauled her on her chair. He slapped her awake. When her eyes opened, Ichigo immediately pulled out the memory Modifier and used it on her. He did the same too on Harry before unsealing the door and said, "Come in." in the same sugary voice again. The door opened and in came Professor McGonagall.
Much to their shock, Umbridge had told them to leave. As Harry and Ichigo rushed out of the door, Professor McGonagall gave them a surprised look.
To be continued
