Elena, Damon, Edward, and Bella on a bar.

Damon: Hey, kitten.

Elena: I told you not to call me kitten.

Damon: But you love it.

Elena: Whatever, Damon. *walks to the bartender to get a drink*

Bella: Are you guys always like this?

Damon: Well, are you guys always like this? Boring and stuff.

Edward: When I'm with her I don't need to say anything, just looking at her makes me happy, she's like a heroin to me.

Damon: *rolls eyes* whatever, dude.

Bella: *blushes*

Damon: This. Is. So. Disgusting.

Edward: Well at least I can make my girlfriend happy.

Damon: Who says Elena's not? She clearly likes my badass side. I bet ya, it also turns her on.

Bella: Well, she seems to be into cute bartenders…

Edward: You think that bartender is cute?

Bella: He's just cute, Edward…

Edward: …

Damon: ha-ha, this is interesting. And she's just talking to him don't worry, I am way hotter.

Bella: Well… she really looks… into him…

Edward: Yeah…

Damon: *looks*

Elena: *walks back with drinks in her hand*

Damon: What were you doing?

Elena: huh?

Damon: *kisses Elena*

Elena: What was that for?

Damon: Oh, nothing…

Bella: *whispers* he's jealous *giggles**whispers*

Damon: *glares at Bella* *whispers* I heard that.

Edward: *chuckles*

Elena: You guys want another drink.

Damon: No, we're good.

Bella: *Stares at Damon with a smile*

Edward: *Stares at Damon*

Elena: Well, I'm just going to get another drink for myself.

Damon: I'll go with you.

Elena: No, it's okay…

Damon: I'll go with you.

Elena: *sighs* fine.

Damon & Elena: *walks to the bartender*

Bella: *giggles* They are so cute together.

Edward: *stares at her* *smiles* I love you…

Bella: I know. *smiles*