Dear Sirius,
You will be Godfather of your Nephew right?
-ToberzLuvschu
Dear ToberzLuvschu,
Of course I will. :)
XOXO Your amazing big bro
DEAR SIRIUS,
HI I'M BILLY MAYS AND I LIKE TO STAPLE THINGS WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING WHY DO YOU THINK I SCREAM ALL THE TIME?
-Dick Stapler
Dear Dick Stapler,
I like your name. ;)
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
WOW! THAT'S A LOW PRICE!
-That gay guy at staples
Dear That gay guy at staples,
No it's not. I cost $-92380423984 and 99 cents.
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
I want to fly but I can because my mo\um is an asshole.I've tried to shoot her and I've tried to get a cow to rape her but it got scared.I've tried to jump off the roof but i fucked up my face. So HOW DO I GET THE COW TO RAPE HER?
P.S: I just carsed
-Horny Cow Mum
Dear Horny Cow Mum,
Transfigure your mum into a cow!
-Sirius O. Black
Dear Sirius,
LMAO. NO! I don't want to laugh my ass off. I like my ass. I don't want it to fall off while I laugh! What do I do?
-Ass-Dont-Fall
Dear Ass Don't-Fall,
Try sitting down whenever you laugh.
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,I disagree with you and Awesome xD gurl
xP is WAAAAAAAAAY cooler
-xP rocks Dear xP rocks, You are completely right, love. xP -Sirius Dear Sirius,
Why can't I hum with my breath and nose held?
-silly billy Dear silly billy, Because you, good sir, are weird. Everyone can do that! -Sirius
dear sirius,
what do i do if i becaome invisible?
from Invisible chick
Dear Invisible chick,
Cover yourself in smellless flowers so I can still smell you!
-Sirius
Dear Sirius
whats your survival plan for a Zombie apocalypse?
-Zombie apocalypse guy
Dear Zombie apocalypse guy,
Buy 'Shaun of the Dead', lock myself in my house, watch it so many times I have it memorized, and then defeat the zombies.
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
Harry,mummy and daddy didn't come to my ballet concert when they promised me they did. Now everyone hates me.
What shall I do?
Love your little confused goddaughter
Dear My little confused goddaughter,
Why I was not told of your ballet concert? Not only would I have come, but I would have dragged them to it too!
Tell them I need to talk to them.
XOXO your amazingly awaesome godfather
Hiz. Me iz Poe.
How should I kill Nelle Porter? She iz a llama. Actually, she iz a human but I tihnk she iz a llama in disguise. so yeah.
thank youz
-
Dear ,
Cut off her head with a machete.
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
My dog keeps humping my both girls.
How do i make them stop
Dear ,
Give me your dog for a week and I'll fix it.
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
What came first? Chicken or the egg? I'm locked out of the common room!
-Luna-Nargles Lovegood
Dear Luna,
The egg, the chicken, I don't know! Ask Stella Shay, she's in Ravenclaw!
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
There's a whore-like girl thats engaged who's hitting on my crush. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
Love you lots,
Pissed off crushed girl
Dear Pissed off crushed girl,
Get her fiancé to see her hitting on your crush somehow. Then proceed to tell him that this happens all the time. Watch the chaos ensue.
-Sirius
Dear Sirius.
I happen to fancy this bloke a lot, but how do I tell if he likes me back?
-Hopeless.
Dear Hopeless,
Try flirting with him and see if he flirts back. Catch his eye and give him a smile. See how he responds. Let him know you're interested by giggling, or touching his hand a bit while you're talking. I always find it nice when a girl reaches over and brushes my hair out of my face.
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,I dunno how awesome I am. Help?
-Some'random'chick Dear Some 'random' chick, You are super mega foxy awesome hot awesome. You're so awesome it hurts. -SiriusDear Sirius,
Poking people on facebook is sick and disgusting because it's like virtually having sex with them. We need to do something about it, don't you agree?
-Facebook Molester
PS IM IN BILLY MAYS KEY MODE AND I POKE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME! FACEBOOK-MOLESTING IS FUN!
Dear Facebook Molester,
No.
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,Have you ever crapped yourself in a dark place likeLunas Lovegooddid?
-Secret Crapper Dear Secret Crapper, Nope. But I bet you have. -Sirius
Dear Sirius,
R! A! P! E! GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF ME!
-Scared of being raped by Sirius the Dog
Dear Scared,
I would never do that. :(
-Sirius-the-Non-Rapist
Dear Sirius,I heard you shriveled up in the bathtub. Poor Egg! For more info please contact Micheal Jackson.
-Mione's cooked Egg
Dear Mione's cooked egg,
Nope! You heard wrong! =D
-Sirius
