Dear Sirius,
You will be Godfather of your Nephew right?

-ToberzLuvschu

Dear ToberzLuvschu,

Of course I will. :)

XOXO Your amazing big bro

DEAR SIRIUS,
HI I'M BILLY MAYS AND I LIKE TO STAPLE THINGS WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING WHY DO YOU THINK I SCREAM ALL THE TIME?

-Dick Stapler

Dear Dick Stapler,

I like your name. ;)

-Sirius

Dear Sirius,
WOW! THAT'S A LOW PRICE!

-That gay guy at staples

Dear That gay guy at staples,

No it's not. I cost $-92380423984 and 99 cents.

-Sirius

Dear Sirius,
I want to fly but I can because my mo\um is an asshole.I've tried to shoot her and I've tried to get a cow to rape her but it got scared.I've tried to jump off the roof but i fucked up my face. So HOW DO I GET THE COW TO RAPE HER?

P.S: I just carsed

-Horny Cow Mum

Dear Horny Cow Mum,

Transfigure your mum into a cow!

-Sirius O. Black

Dear Sirius,
LMAO. NO! I don't want to laugh my ass off. I like my ass. I don't want it to fall off while I laugh! What do I do?

-Ass-Dont-Fall

Dear Ass Don't-Fall,

Try sitting down whenever you laugh.

-Sirius

Dear Sirius,

I disagree with you and Awesome xD gurl

xP is WAAAAAAAAAY cooler

-xP rocks Dear xP rocks, You are completely right, love. xP -Sirius Dear Sirius,
Why can't I hum with my breath and nose held?
-silly billy Dear silly billy, Because you, good sir, are weird. Everyone can do that! -Sirius

dear sirius,

what do i do if i becaome invisible?

from Invisible chick

Dear Invisible chick,

Cover yourself in smellless flowers so I can still smell you!

-Sirius

Dear Sirius

whats your survival plan for a Zombie apocalypse?

-Zombie apocalypse guy

Dear Zombie apocalypse guy,

Buy 'Shaun of the Dead', lock myself in my house, watch it so many times I have it memorized, and then defeat the zombies.

-Sirius

Dear Sirius,

Harry,mummy and daddy didn't come to my ballet concert when they promised me they did. Now everyone hates me.
What shall I do?
Love your little confused goddaughter

Dear My little confused goddaughter,

Why I was not told of your ballet concert? Not only would I have come, but I would have dragged them to it too!

Tell them I need to talk to them.

XOXO your amazingly awaesome godfather

Hiz. Me iz Poe.

How should I kill Nelle Porter? She iz a llama. Actually, she iz a human but I tihnk she iz a llama in disguise. so yeah.

thank youz

-

Dear ,

Cut off her head with a machete.

-Sirius

Dear Sirius,

My dog keeps humping my both girls.

How do i make them stop

Dear ,

Give me your dog for a week and I'll fix it.

-Sirius

Dear Sirius,

What came first? Chicken or the egg? I'm locked out of the common room!

-Luna-Nargles Lovegood

Dear Luna,

The egg, the chicken, I don't know! Ask Stella Shay, she's in Ravenclaw!

-Sirius

Dear Sirius,

There's a whore-like girl thats engaged who's hitting on my crush. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO?
Love you lots,
Pissed off crushed girl

Dear Pissed off crushed girl,

Get her fiancé to see her hitting on your crush somehow. Then proceed to tell him that this happens all the time. Watch the chaos ensue.

-Sirius

Dear Sirius.
I happen to fancy this bloke a lot, but how do I tell if he likes me back?
-Hopeless.

Dear Hopeless,

Try flirting with him and see if he flirts back. Catch his eye and give him a smile. See how he responds. Let him know you're interested by giggling, or touching his hand a bit while you're talking. I always find it nice when a girl reaches over and brushes my hair out of my face.

-Sirius

Dear Sirius,
I dunno how awesome I am. Help?
-Some'random'chick Dear Some 'random' chick, You are super mega foxy awesome hot awesome. You're so awesome it hurts. -SiriusDear Sirius,
Poking people on facebook is sick and disgusting because it's like virtually having sex with them. We need to do something about it, don't you agree?

-Facebook Molester

PS IM IN BILLY MAYS KEY MODE AND I POKE PEOPLE ALL THE TIME! FACEBOOK-MOLESTING IS FUN!

Dear Facebook Molester,

No.

-Sirius

Dear Sirius,
Have you ever crapped yourself in a dark place likeLunas Lovegooddid?

-Secret Crapper Dear Secret Crapper, Nope. But I bet you have. -Sirius

Dear Sirius,

R! A! P! E! GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF ME!

-Scared of being raped by Sirius the Dog

Dear Scared,

I would never do that. :(

-Sirius-the-Non-Rapist

Dear Sirius,
I heard you shriveled up in the bathtub. Poor Egg! For more info please contact Micheal Jackson.

-Mione's cooked Egg

Dear Mione's cooked egg,

Nope! You heard wrong! =D

-Sirius