Tigress: YAY!

Psycho: UPDATE!

Tigress: Here's the 5 part chapter! Well, only the 1st of the 5 chapters...or parts...

Psycho: and co-authoring...

Tigress: Blaze, Wolf, Nemesis, Darth Wolf, Maddie, Gail, and Darth Pyro!

Psycho: NEW PEOPLE! (tackles)

Palpy: NOO! but I have a plan...

Tigress: Psh, and we all know how THAT will end...oh, and this is BEFORE the last chapter...I think...

Pscho: Tigress doesn't own anything except for Tess and herself.


In Tigress's bedroom/computer room/secret hideout...

Darn him, darn him, darn him, darn him! Thought Tigress as she got off the computer. Palpy was stirring up trouble again by ordering... 50 boxes of nail, boxes and boxes of sheet metal, and 4 computers? Odd...

Tigress walked through the Hallway Maze she had installed earlier. Now don't go thinking that it was just some cheap, regular maze... NOOO... This was the real deal. There was even a dragon in there! Tigress navigated it easily, of course, it's her maze after all... plus she had a map of where the dementors, dragons, traps, Twilight characters (the horror!), sharks, snakes, giant papers, killer bunnies, and algebra books were...

After the maze was the Staircase of Horrors. It was designed to project your greatest fear, so you'd literally just freeze until the noodle-projecting silverware hit you with it's radioactive noodles that turn you rainbow colors for a week. Tigress passed through it easily as well, and ran through the WAVE! It was just a waterproof floor with huge holographic waves... except some were real. Of course, you don't need to know that. You see, Tigress had all these installed so no one questionable could go on her computer of into her room. Oh, and there's a question/password machine too...


She reached the meeting room where she found the 8 authoresses relaxing in the new massage chairs, while chatting about books, music, pie, more pie, candy(Blaze), colors, etc.

"Alright! Palpy ordered boxes of sheet metal and nails... and four computers. I say that it's VERY suspicious." Tigress said after she plopped down onto her chair. "Dang, these chairs are comfy!"

"But don't you think everything Palpy does is suspicious? And yes, they are very comfy... thanks for ordering them." Gail replied.

"You've got a point there."

"But it IS suspicious!" Wolf said, looking up from the table where she was doodling a monk wearing a Darth Vader helmet, a T-shirt that said, "Let's Rock and Roll, dudes!", a pair of boots, drinking monster, and attacking Palpy with every weapon known and unknown to man. She was also drawing a stack of Twilight books burning. It looked strangely realistic. "Well, if you think about it," She continued after no one said anything."Palpypie would have to be building something... Unless you think he's going to feed his 'army',as he calls it, all nails and sheet metal for breakfast, lunch, dinner, second breakfast, supper, and tea..."

"What would he be building, though?" wondered Darth Wolf aloud (mind, you, she's NOT a Sith...)

"It must be a trap." Darth Pyro said.

"No!" Nemesis jumped up, slamming her hand on the table."This is not a trap, this is war! This. Is. SPARTA!"


Palpy laughed evilly, showing his horrible rotten teeth. Guess who needs a dentist appointment? He gathered the Evillies. His plan was working and the Awesome People were oblivious... not for long...


Back in the meeting room, the meeting was over. It was voted that thirteen people, Wolf, Tigress, Nemesis, Blaze, Darth Wolf, Qui-Gon, Obi-Wan, Aragorn, Leia, Luke, Ron, Gimli, and Hermionie, go find out what Palpy was planning. The others would watch over (a.k.a. guard) over Base if Palpy attacked.


With the 13 people...

"Alright," said Tigress, standing up on a table," Blaze and I will take Leia, Obi-Wan, Aragorn, and Hermionie through the air vents to spy. Meanwhile," Comatose began to play. It was Tigress's phone.

"Tigress, do you want to take the call now?" asked the Operator monkey.

"No, put them on hold, I'm on a roll." Then she got on the ground and... rolled (1) "So, I was saying... Meanwhile, Wolf and Nemesis goes to sabotage the supplies. Darth Wolf, Luke, Qui-Gon, Ron, and Gimli just have to distract the evil people so we can get in. Then, Team Darth (Darth Wolf's team) needs to report back to Foaly so we can record the info, because each of us will have an iriscam version 2.6 which can record sound, and take videos. We'll meet at Starbucks in one hour. Any questions?"

"So... Nemesis and I get to sabotage the supplies?" Wolf asked eagerly, breaking the silence.

"Yup."

"Epic! The Duo of Doom strikes again!" She high-fived Nemesis.


Five minutes, a lot of complications and arguing later...

A very odd battle cry echoed across the galaxy as Team Darth charged across the Lawn of Evil's Home to the Porch of Evil's Home. Why was it odd? Because Darth Wolf was screaming, "BACON!", Ron was screaming, "SPARTA!", Luke was screaming, "BEES!", Qui-Gon was screaming, "REVENGE!", and Gimli was screaming, "DIE!"

Off to the side, however, the Duo and Team Spy sneaked through a ventilation shaft. The two teams headed off purposefully in the wrong direction, then circled back and headed in the right direction...which was in opposite directions, due to the fact that they had each recently bought and marked the path on a blueprint of the ventilation shafts for the Evil's Home at Walmart. They had accidentally switched the maps...


With the Duo of DOOM!...

Wolf and Nemesis had separated. They were going to race each other to the Supply Room. It all started when they came to a crossroad... The Duo had argued on which route was faster, so they'd decided to have a little race. As it turned out, it was the same distance.

"I won!" said Wolf triumphantly.

"No, I won."

"No, me!"

"Me!"

This went on for several minutes, until they heard a voice in their heads.

Wolf, it said. Nemesis, please hurry with your task. It's putting my iris cams in danger... It was Foaly.

Wolf sighed. "Come on, we have a job to do!" They walked to the supply room as it was only a over-sized walk-in closet. Inside, Wolf and Nemesis found the suspected items quickly and with their licorice whip and pitchfork, respectively, they destroyed it all... all that remained were tiny pieces of dust. Now that it was over, the two authoresses found themselves hungry and hitch-hiked to Starbucks, even though it was only 6 blocks away.


With Team Spy...

They had split up. Leia had gone to the main control room, Obi-Wan had gone to the Library, Aragorn had gone to the study, Hermionie had gone to the living room, Blaze had gone to the Dining room/kitchen, and Tigress had gone to the Plotting room... typical.


Leia...

As she crawled through the vents, she prayed for some coffee. Then, she heard some voices, and froze.

"- extra-met-tha-", she heard... It must have been something about a meeting! she thought.

She fumbled for her com-link that she always kept with her, and called Tigress and Blaze. Neither of them answered, but that was to be expected. This was the message she left for both of them:

'Leia here, I just heard something about a meeting of such and I'm going to investigate after I check the main control room.'

She crawled, and crawled, and crawled some more. Finally, she got to the main control room, and, using ninja skills she never knew she had, she deactivated all the security cameras in the room.

She pulled out a strip of metal, or plastic, she couldn't tell, but she did as Foaly, who had given it to her after explaining that it would let him control all the monitors and stuff, instructed and wrapped it tight around one of the wires. She crawled back into the vents and crawled to the meeting room. She hid in the shadows and watched as the Evillies gathered. One of them covered the ceiling in black paper so I couldn't see, darn them!


Obi-Wan...

Obi-Wan didn't have much luck in the library. All he found were some old books, nothing worth investigating. Then, he saw the book in a bright red covering. It didn't have a title, but he took it, nonetheless, because, a bright red book in a library of old scrappy books? It was bound to be new and probably had some vital information in it.


Aragorn...

Aragorn crept through the vents, muttering to himself that this wasn't worth doing. Of course, we all know that Aragorn is an egoistic nimrod...But back to the story.

Aragron headed to the study, muttering to himself... doesn't he know that it isn't good for you to talk to yourself?... He arrived at the study, and looked around, bored. He was bored of this and wanted to get back to the Safe part of the mission. Of course, there is no safe part of the mission... oh, did I mention he was a coward? So, he got there, nothing was amiss, he grabbed all the papers, and just left.


Hermionie...

She arrived in the living room, but there was nothing wrong, so she just left and went to Starbucks for a Latte.


Blaze...

She got to the dining room/kitchen and the first thing she saw was the candy machine.

"CANDY!" she whisper-screamed. She ran towards it, emptied it's contents into her backpack, had a drink of water, ate some candy, and ate some more candy. Then she heard voices drifting closer, talking about what they were going to have for dinner. She bolted towards the ventilation shaft and barely closed it before Voldysissy and Lucy Ferret walked in. She quickly scampered away.


Tigress...

She crouched in a dark corner, eating an apple. She was in the Plotting room. Now all she had to do was wait until Palpy and his 'minions' got together and, well, plotted.


Team Darth...

After they had reached the Porch of Evil's Home, they knocked on the Door of Evil's Home and scampered away. They went to the planet Spaceballs through a portal and found Foaly relaxing in a penthouse drinking coffee. Darth Wolf stole the coffee immediately and started drinking it like it was the last coffee left on Earth... err... Spaceballs, which it probably was.

Foaly sighed and opened his laptop. It had 8 boxes open, each showing where Wolf, Nemesis, Tigress, Blaze, Obi-Wan, Leia, Hermionie, and Aragorn were. There was one pop up showing somewhere underground, presumably, Haven.

Team Darth watched the screen intently.


Starbucks...

Obi-Wan, Aragorn, Hermionie, and Blaze met at table number 13 in Starbucks. Obi-Wan and Blaze had started a Coffee Drinking Contest. So far, Blaze was winning. She had already downed over 10 cups, plus she had a piece of candy in between each one. You know, the three characters should really start running now...

"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Hermione asked Blaze from the top of a staircase(yes, the Starbucks had two floors).

Blaze didn't reply, only swung onto the railing and started to slide down.

"WHEEEE!" She shouted as she slid down the railing, gaining speed, until she reached the end and flew off over several customers who looked up in shock.

"LOOK!" cried Maddie, who was there just because she was bored and wanted coffee. "It's a flying person!She's going to crash!"

Amazingly, Blaze didn't crash. Hermione had levitated her just above the ground and set her down gently.

"That was fun!" Blaze shouted at Hermione. "You should try it!"

"No fricking way," She muttered. Then she raised her voice. "I'd rather not..." she sighed and leaned against the rails. Obi-Wan sneaked behind her and pushed her. "Wha-AHHH!" She screeched as she headed for the floor at top speed.


Back at Base...

Gail, Darth Pyro, and Psycho were bored. Maddie had left them to go to Starbucks and they had nothing to do. So, Gail wandered around the mansion randomly looking for stuff to do. Darth Pyro went to watch Yoda play Guitar Hero on expert level without missing any notes, and Psycho went to her room to watch Star Wars for the 52th time.


Leia...

Leia watched as the Evillies gathered and took their seats.

"I have a very important announcement." Palpy said. "The construction is going well, and even though the Duo of DOOM! sabotaged our supplies, thanks to Mr. Smith, I have ordered some more."

Who's Mr. Smith? was Leia's first thought. Then, I have to warn Tigress and Blaze and the other people. She directed her attention back to Palpy.

"-Mr. Smith. He is from the Matrix."Palpy finished.

"OH! I've seen that movie! I looove it!" Voldy said, girlishly.

"Now, let's go to the plotting room so we can plot. After all, this is the meeting room, this is where the annoucements are, not the evil plots are formed..."

The Evillies left the room and Leia hurried into the ventilation shaft and crawled away. 5 minutes later, she reached Starbucks only to find that it was in ruins. There was a note from Blaze that said that they had accidentally blown up the place with a pipe bomb and that everyone was fine, but they had moved to the Starbucks 5 blocks down the road.


Tigress...

Tigress heard voices approaching. Of course, she didn't know if it was Palpy, or just the voices in her head. It turned out to be Palpy.

"Ah, yes, the plotting room... Darth Poison, put the black paper on the ceiling again, so that idiotic narrator cannot hear us.

Watch who's talking, Palps.

"Darth Poison, just... please, put the paper on the ceiling to shut her up..."

You know, you need to go to therapy more often.

Moving on...

Once the cover had been attached, Palpy sat on his 'high chair' and said, "People, I have come here before you to say, that the Memory Vault shall be finished in approximately 3 days!"

A lot of cheering and clapping followed that.

A hand was raised. "What is the Memory Vault for? What does it do?" Asked Dooku.

"Ah, oblivious little Dooku." Palpy sighed.

"I AM NOT OBLIVIOUS OR LITTLE!" He pulled out his lightsaber and murdered Galby who was sitting next to him.

"Dude, chill." Barricade said. Wait, how did Barricade even fit in there?

"Anyways, Dooku, The Memory Vault has the power to find your worst memory and make you re-live it over and over again. All you need is one drop of blood. I shall unleash it's power on the good people. Oh, did I mention that I can also erase one's memory with it? I plan to do that to the darned authoresses and make them my apprentices!" Palpy laughed evilly.

Tigress gasped in horror and crept away to Base.


Tigress: WHOA,... long chapter.

Psycho: Yup...

Wolf: Very...

Tigress: 2 things: I'm sorry for not mentioning you that much in this chapter: Gail, Darth Pyro, and Maddie! DX and this might actually turn into a 7-part chapter instead of a 5-part... XD

Nemesis: You'll hear about the actual... well, I can't tell you...

Tigress: as for the (1) thing, it was what my 6th grade teacher actually did on the first day of school... awesomeness...

Blaze: Please review and she'll update soon...