Dear Sirius,
I'm trying to get my cat to eat her food. So i stuck her in the bathroom for like and hour and she won't eat it. I let her out and she went straight for the dog food. IT'S YOU LIL' SIS! XD

-XD XD Chicka

Dear Sirius,

why wont these hot dogs stop being frozen and retarded?

-hot fucking dog chica

Dear hot fucking dog chicka,

Take them to the mental asylum.

-Sirius

Dear Sirius,

my moms friends keeps throwing shitty diapers at me. WHAT THE HELL?

-diaper-on-my-head

Dear diaper-on-my-head,

Throw them back at them!

-Sirius

Dear Sirius,

Bigfoot just pissed on my dog. What do I do?

-Confuzzled Person...and Dog

Dear Confuzzled Person… and Dog,

OMG YOUR DOG! Give her a shower. Then let me meet her cos I love dogs.

-Pad- I mean Sirius

Dear Sirius,

Why did you sign your last letters as Pad? Hmm? Are you a feminine hygiene product?

-idontusetampons

Dear idonusetampons,

NO! And you can't use me either! *starts crying*

-Sirius

Dear Sirius,

Uhm. Why are you crying?

-Prongs

Dear Prongs,

BECAUSE I AM NOT A FEMINIE HYGIENCE PRODUCT THAT'S WHY!

-Sirius

Dear Sirius,

You mean you /want/ to be a pad? I'm confused.

-Prongs

Dear Prongs,

NO YOU IDIOT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

-Sirius

Dear Sirius,

Wow. That is all I can say. Wow.

-Moony

Dear Moony,

WOW YOURSELF! I AM HAVING A BREAKDOWN RIGHT NOW!

-Sirius

Dear Sirius,

Shut it and stop yelling! We're all trying to sleep in here!

-Frank

Dear Frank,

Fine. I'll just answer the rest of my questions in peace!

-Sirius

Dear Sirius,
S I M P! Squirrels in my pants! XD

-your mom

PS: were out of toilet paper.. buy some at that muggle store

Dear your mom,

Well, they must be happy squirrels, eh? And I don't need toilet paper!

-Sirius

Dear Sirius,
I ate a grape and jizzed in my pants.

-Dick

P.S: I ate your mom

Dear Dick,

Good job eating mum. And that's disgusting.

Dear Sirius,
My wand got stuck in mione and so i had to use a spell to get it out!

Dear Harry,

Oh gosh. That's out of my league.

-Sirius

Dear Sirius,
How do you get a "wand" out of you when it's stuck?

Dear ,

Uh…. Like I told you're boyfriend.

-Sirius

Dear Sirius,
I am scared that I will be kidnapped last time when I was 1 years old.I keep checking my house for death eaters in my house every 1 hour.I cant concetrate in school and I lose my Harry isn't talking to shall I do?
Love your still upset goddaughter :''''''''(

Dear my still upset goddaughter,

Don't worry, I'll keep you safe!

Love, your amazing Godfather

A/N I know, I know I haven't updated in forever. Kill me if you want. Actually, please don't xD Also, Sirius has got a tumblr which you can follow! Put ohhaithereimsirius beofre dot tumblr dot com (It wouldn't show!)