Dear Sirius,
I'm trying to get my cat to eat her food. So i stuck her in the bathroom for like and hour and she won't eat it. I let her out and she went straight for the dog food. IT'S YOU LIL' SIS! XD
-XD XD Chicka
Dear Sirius,
why wont these hot dogs stop being frozen and retarded?
-hot fucking dog chica
Dear hot fucking dog chicka,
Take them to the mental asylum.
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
my moms friends keeps throwing shitty diapers at me. WHAT THE HELL?
-diaper-on-my-head
Dear diaper-on-my-head,
Throw them back at them!
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
Bigfoot just pissed on my dog. What do I do?
-Confuzzled Person...and Dog
Dear Confuzzled Person… and Dog,
OMG YOUR DOG! Give her a shower. Then let me meet her cos I love dogs.
-Pad- I mean Sirius
Dear Sirius,
Why did you sign your last letters as Pad? Hmm? Are you a feminine hygiene product?
-idontusetampons
Dear idonusetampons,
NO! And you can't use me either! *starts crying*
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
Uhm. Why are you crying?
-Prongs
Dear Prongs,
BECAUSE I AM NOT A FEMINIE HYGIENCE PRODUCT THAT'S WHY!
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
You mean you /want/ to be a pad? I'm confused.
-Prongs
Dear Prongs,
NO YOU IDIOT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
Wow. That is all I can say. Wow.
-Moony
Dear Moony,
WOW YOURSELF! I AM HAVING A BREAKDOWN RIGHT NOW!
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
Shut it and stop yelling! We're all trying to sleep in here!
-Frank
Dear Frank,
Fine. I'll just answer the rest of my questions in peace!
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
S I M P! Squirrels in my pants! XD
-your mom
PS: were out of toilet paper.. buy some at that muggle store
Dear your mom,
Well, they must be happy squirrels, eh? And I don't need toilet paper!
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
I ate a grape and jizzed in my pants.
-Dick
P.S: I ate your mom
Dear Dick,
Good job eating mum. And that's disgusting.
Dear Sirius,
My wand got stuck in mione and so i had to use a spell to get it out!
Dear Harry,
Oh gosh. That's out of my league.
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
How do you get a "wand" out of you when it's stuck?
Dear ,
Uh…. Like I told you're boyfriend.
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
I am scared that I will be kidnapped last time when I was 1 years old.I keep checking my house for death eaters in my house every 1 hour.I cant concetrate in school and I lose my Harry isn't talking to shall I do?
Love your still upset goddaughter :''''''''(
Dear my still upset goddaughter,
Don't worry, I'll keep you safe!
Love, your amazing Godfather
A/N I know, I know I haven't updated in forever. Kill me if you want. Actually, please don't xD Also, Sirius has got a tumblr which you can follow! Put ohhaithereimsirius beofre dot tumblr dot com (It wouldn't show!)
