Author Note:
Mission 1: Get the Girl
{Tamaki's point of view}
"Oh! Those and those! Don't forget the sprinkles, and strawberry..." Huni coed over at a table where he was entertaining some mighty beautiful princesses who was awing over him and he watched them pile on things for cake.
We were having our 1st anual Festival of Winter, sheltered inside outside inside a dome while it snowed, covering the ground gradually outside the dome. Everyone, and by everyone, I mean the ladies and us, the host members. The ladies were dressed in the utmost casual summer wear, bikini's galore. And myself, Kyoya, Mori, Huni, and the Twins were dressed in swim trucks. Haruhi was dressed in a item of my personal choice as to not show any of her personal areas. The ladies were beautiful, most with flowing hair that reflected in the light.
They were nothing compared to Haruhi though, with her big brown eyes and deep brown hair, and curvy, though flat body. Ohh...
"Tamaki?" A distinctly female voice rang in my ears and I turned to look over at Haruhi, "Why are you drooling?"
"Uhh..." Damn, I had been drooling, "Nevermind that" I cheerfully smiled and placed my arm around her shoulders friendly like, "What can I do the pleasure of you for? Perhaps a massage...a coke...a little nude painting...?"
Haruhi's face turned red with embaressment. Her eyes showed fury and next thing I know my head snapped to the side and my cheek burned, "No defiantly anger. Mommy! Mother!" My feet moved over to hang on the side of Kyoya's chair, 'Haruhi's hit me!"
"You deserved it. And while you're at it, try not to cry like that anymore, it has decreased our profit by 12%" He casually went back to typing on that damn computer of his.
I, meanwhile, was hiding in my corner cultivating mushrooms. That is I was until I saw her. Her. She was now the article of my attention. And she was completely in my league! She was simply beautiful, with short dark black hair, with blue highlights in it when the light hit it. It was layered and suited her oval shaped face. And oh! Her eyes were a grey color, bright grey, with specks of icy blue. Her body made everything perfect though! Oh it was so beautiful, so tall and curvy, and I mean curvy! She had breasts! And nice big ones! But...
She wasn't wearing the unform, and she looked lost, which only meant one thing...
"She's new" Kyoya spoke from behind me, I rose to meet his height, "Her name is Emeal Jameson. She transferred from a school in the United States, after a quite of bit of bad events. Initially she is a commoner, here on a scholorship. She is also quite quiet in all of her classes, yet to make any scenes. Her choice transportation is a Ford truck, model 28-"
"Yes! We must get her!" My voice screamed, catching the attention of several guests
"Who?" The twins popped up beside me and glanced at The Girl, "Her?"
"Yes her! Mommy...arrange a meeting. We must get her"
{Emearl's point of view}
Was it strange some guy's were following me around? It must be strange. Everyone else was giving them some strange looks. So they must be strange. Friend's of Negozawa maybe?
I pulled my books closer to me and turned down a hall, it was dark, maybe they would leave me alone. Sure I wasn't wearing one of those awful yellow dresses, or any sort of uniform, but some ratty old jeans, boots and a old black shirt, but was that any reason they should stalk me?
"Look look, she walks with such grace" I heard a whisper from the group. There was 6 of them, all trying to look "sly" but they weren't doing a good job. One was a giant, another had a computer in his hands, there was a little kid holding a toy, some that was trying way to hard for his own good. He looked like he was concentrating really hard. Then there were another two who was almost kissing! And even a medium sized one, well that one looked normal.
Why had I took that shortcut through that stupid party?
I had arrived at the end of the hall, and turned, my legs shoulder width apart, 'Hey! Who the hell are you?" I dropped my books on the floor in case of a good fight. Hell everyone loved fights.
The one that looked like he was trying to hard, slipped his glasses down his nose and his eyes darted around the hallway, "Can you keep a secret?" He whispered.
Were they trying to sell me some drugs?
"Depends" Might as well play along.
"Alright. Drop em'" He said and everyone let their trenchcoats fall to the floor in a heap, then the sunglasses went after the coats.
All in all, they looked like a preppy drug gang.
"We are the Ouran High School Host Club, a prestigious club that fancies the lovely ladies-"
"Could've fooled me"
"-in their quest to find the right man" The blonde one finished, or I thought he had been, 'And we would like you to join our ranks"
"But I'm a chick"
"And you would make a lovely attraction for more male guests and ultimatly-"
"No thanks" I grabbed my books and pushed past him
"But I wasn't finished talking!" He protested, staring after me
But I was gone
Mission 1: Get the Girl FAILED
