A Very OOC Day

Actual Story

Yamato: Hey peeps. For the person who flamed me last chapter, I ask you if you're gonna flame me, would you prefer if I stop writing? I don't like being flamed. I accept constructive criticism but not flames. If anyone's curious as to what a flame is, a flame is when somebody writes a really mean comment about someone else's story and posts it, such as, "Why would you post the characters' personalities and looks when we already know who they are because we watch the show? Duh, stupid, we know who they are." It's not easy to post stories and when people criticize something someone else worked really hard on, it hurts the writer's feelings a lot.

Ami: Wow. So true. So readers, please don't flame Yamato-chan's stories unless she says people can.

Yamato: Thanks to everyone who defended me from the flamer by the way.

Normal POV

Today might have been a normal day if Easter hadn't decided to change the Guardians' personalities, or rather scramble their personalities and switch them with other people…okay pretend that made sense. So you don't get confused the narrator has decided to list who got whose personality. Rima got Nagihiko's personality, Nagihiko got Rima's personality, Amu got Ikuto's personality (he was in the Royal Garden "stalking" Amu), Ikuto got Amu's personality, Yaya got Kairi's personality, Kairi got Yaya's personality, Kuukai got Utau's personality, Utau got Kuukai's personality, and Tadase's personality stayed the same because he was out sick and Kuukai and Utau were visiting the Royal Garden because they had "nothing better to do."

1 hour ago, Easter laboratory

"Director-sama! We have finished building the machine you wanted...the one that'll cause panic and confusion among the Guardians...what does it do anyway?" A very nervous and confused Tsukumo (the head scientist) paced back and forth. The director smiled a horrible grin, he really looks like a pedophile, and said in his raspy voice, "It will cause panic among the Guardians because it switches their personalities, temporarily, of course." Tsukumo sweat dropped nervously, "Um, Director-sama, I really don't think that's such a great idea-" he was cut off by the Director giving him the death glare. Tsukumo winced as he turned on the machine after a moment of hesitation, which just happened to last 3 minutes, thus defeating the purpose of it being called a moment of hesitation and-

Shut up Narrator 3! You're dangerously close to making me replace you!

Sorry Yamato-sama, er I mean Yamato! Anyway, as I was saying, the machine was activated.

Royal Garden, 1 hour ago

The 5 Guardians, Utau, Ikuto, Kairi, and Kuukai, were sitting around the table eating and discussing stuff. Suddenly a blinding blue light-wait why blue? I like red better!

NARRATOR 3! I like blue! I'm the author and I can fire you if I want! BLUE is the color of the laser beam now shut up and get on with the story!

Fine Yamato, have it your way, a BLUE laser beam enveloped all the people in the Royal Garden. When the smoke cleared, everyone was disoriented.

Royal Garden, present time

With Amu and Ikuto

Amu walked over to Ikuto who started stuttering and turning red with embarrassment and said in a sexy voice, "Hey I-ku-to. Wanna go out to dinner with me later? Hn?" Amu wrapped her arms around the blushing boy. "A-Amu! No! Stop flirting with me! Perverted cat girl!" Ikuto had an "I've been hit over the head with a frying pan" expression normally seen on Amu. "Come Ikuto! You know it'll be fun." Amu had an "I'm about to rape you" expression on, normally seen on Ikuto. Ran, Miki, Suu, Daiya, and Yoru were completely bewildered. Question marks popped out over their heads when their bearers collapsed on the floor.

With Kuukai, Utau, Rima, and Nagihiko

Utau started harassing Rima to live out her dream. "But Utau-chan, I can't do that! My family expects so much from me! I'm expected to take over my parents' dance studio!" Rima curled into a ball in an emo corner muttering about her family's business. Nagihiko had a bored expression on his face. He calmly sat down and continued reading a fashion magazine. "Boring and childish." He sighed. Kuukai and Utau by this point were glaring at each other. "Singing contest!" They declared to each other. Utau began to sing and everyone covered their ears. Then Kuukai sung and everyone cheered. Kuukai smirked at Utau. "Looks like I win, Soccer Girl! Even though I'm a year older than you, you put up a good fight. Sort of. Why don't we go out for ramen sometime, my treat?" He extended his hand to her. She grinned and did "her" signature thumbs up with a big dumb grin on her face. "Okay by me, Idol-kun. Even though I'm a year younger I hope "us" works out!" They began arguing over soccer teams, having numerous contests, and never admitting defeat. "Nagi-kun! Watch this! Ready and, Bala-Balance!" She did Bala-Balance really wrong. Nagihiko's eyes began to blaze with anger. "What do you call THAT?" He roared with anger, like Naruto after Sasuke was assumed to have been killed during their battle with Haku. You know, when Naruto first unleashed part of Kyuubi's powers?

Gomen, minna, for the Naruto references. I couldn't resist. But this is showing exactly how pissed off he is. Hope it helps.

Somehow Nagihiko managed to kyara-chenji with Kusukusu. "Like this! Bala-Balance!" He did a perfect Bala-Balance and glared at Rima. "Stupid Chibi-Devil!" "Hn. Takes one to know one, Grape-Head!" Rima stuck her tongue out at him and laughed. Suddenly the felt dizzy. Nagihiko passed out first followed shortly by Rima. Temari, Rizumu, and Kusukusu were on the brink of hysterics mixed with "WTF happened to my bearer?" Kuukai and Utau were next with their lights out. Daichi, Eru, and Iru were terrified. Did their bearers have some disease?

With Yaya and Kairi

"Candy!" Kairi reached into Yaya's backpack and grabbed a lollypop. He was hyper beyond belief. Then he noticed the chocolate chip cookies Nagihiko made when their personalities were normal...for them. He began devouring them. "No! Second Jack stop! You'll get cavities and diabetes! Stop this at once!" Yaya was chasing after him. "Kairi doesn't wanna grow up! Kairi doesn't want everyone to go to Middle School but him! Kairi doesn't wanna be left behind!" Out of nowhere Kairi started throwing a temper tantrum based on the fact that the current Jack, Queen, King, and Joker would all graduate Elementary school, leaving him and the Ace alone with a bunch of strangers. Yaya was trying desperately to calm him down. Suddenly they both felt very hazy, ignoring the fact that Pepe and Musashi had WTF expressions. They blacked out.

2 hours later

"..." The Guardians, Kuukai, Utau, Kairi, and Ikuto slowly came to, with Tsukasa standing over them. He smiled "It seems you all turned out alright. You should be back to normal now." He walked away. They only had one thing in their minds, "What happened to us?" Tsukasa smiled, "I'll never tell. I'm going to check on Tadase. He was sick today and missed all this excitement.

Easter Inc.

Hoshino Kasoumi (Is this even his name?) smirked. "I see that this machine did its job. Beware Guardians, next time you'll be like this for more than a day." He smirked and walked away.