The Vampire Mom's Social Club-Bella
I just got an interesting E-mail from Esme, which is odd, since Esme doesn't do that-pass on emails and the like. She hates email and hates chain mail even more. So I click it open, since I'm curious. It appears to be a letter forwarded from one of the Irish vampires. I sit back against the headboard, where I sitting with my laptop, and began to read about an awesome idea I wished I had. Apparently, a friend of Siobhan's had the idea to begin an online social network just for vampire moms. I LOVE it, and immediately send Esme a thank you note and click the link. I enter the site, pausing to reregister, as the woman who set up the site gave me the most unoriginal password ever.
I click through the welcome message, which is very bright and colorful, and add my name to the guest list. Then I notice a link marked "Bulletin Board," click it and enter an area where the women have posted little blurbs about themselves. I read Esme's-she's always so classy, and Siobhan's is slightly unoriginal. But Moira's makes me laugh out loud, which causes Edward to look up from where he is sitting at our desk and look at me questioningly. I beckon him over, where he sits next to me and I let him look through the site with me. I don't let him read the bulletin board yet; I want to check with Esme first, though it didn't appear she had posted anything too personal. He laughs and tells me it's a great idea and asks what I will write. I tell him that I don't know. He suggests that I just tell all; half of them know anyway, not much is private in the vampire world. I tell him I'll think about it, and close my computer for a few minutes. I sit and watch Nessie sleep next to me on the bed.
I flip back open the computer and click on the site from my Favorites bar. I click on the bulletin board, and begin typing. I noticed the others have each chosen a different font; I do it, too. Mine will be MV Bolli, because it looks similar to my own personal handwriting.
"Hello, I am Bella Cullen. I am 19 years old, and just had a half-blood baby we named Renesmee after our mothers. She is the most adorable child ever, and I love being a mom. I'd love to see some conversations just about how to balance it all-life, motherhood, and being a wife. Those are the things important to me. I was invited to join by Esme, my mother-in-law, and Siobhan Murphy, a family friend. Thank you for setting this up, this is awesome."
I click "send" and scroll through the others. Edward looks up from his book again and asks what I wrote. I repeat to him what I had typed. He smiles and nods, and then stands up and kisses both Nessie and me. I smile at him, but continue to scroll through and read each woman's statements, and the replies that Fiona gives. She has a good sense of humor, but I have a hard time understanding some of the Irish slang. I Google and find a lexicon online that I save. I notice Alice comes online, and I click over to the chat program to chat with my favorite sister.
The End.
