DJ had been hovering for hours. He had just decided to fly away from Dante's Peak until they got back on the main road.
On the road.
"I'm never going back there again." said DJ.
"Quite a scare, huh?" asked Daisy.
Some time after they got back from Dante's Peak.
DJ was back in his room staring out the window when Daisy came in.
"Hey." said Daisy.
"Hey, sweetheart!" said DJ.
"You know, when I come in here, you're always staring out the window." said Daisy.
"Yeah, it relieves my stress on something." said DJ.
"What's wrong?" asked Daisy.
"The best cousin I've ever had has been dead since my childhood." said DJ. "I loved to ride amusement rides even back then. My cousin, Laurie had a special talent to create rides out of scrap. Well, you remember our 2005 farm?"
"Yeah." said Daisy.
"Well, she made a Roundup ride and brought it there." said DJ. "We were going to ride it and when it rose up, the bolts came unlose. The wheel ended up upside down on the gound. The floor caved in. I was unconscious and I didn't know what had happened to Laurie." he said and remained silent for a little bit, breaking down into tears. "And when I came to my senses, she was in her mom's arms. She was gone forever."
"Honey, I'm sorry." said Daisy.
"And that's why I'm staring out the window most of the time." said DJ. "I love the feel of the sun's warm shine. It makes me feel like Laurie's right beside me."
Daisy kissed DJ on the cheek.
"I feel like it's my fault she's gone." said DJ. "If I hadn't liked things like that..."
"DJ, I know it's hard for you." began Daisy. "But I know it's not your fault."
"Who are you kidding, Daisy!" shouted DJ. "She would have been here if I wouldn't have asked for that stupid ride!"
"DJ, things happen." said Daisy. "We don't know it's going to happen and we can't explain it."
"But I should have." said DJ.
"Maybe you will see her again." said Daisy.
"Vampires don't die, SWEETHEART!" said DJ.
"Well, nevertheless, I came in here to tell you something." said Daisy.
"And what is that?" asked DJ.
"I'm pregnant." said Daisy.
DJ looked back and smiled.
Van Halen- Humans Being
THE END
Chris Hardwick as Otis
Kevin James as JoJo
Courteney Cox as Daisy
Leigh-Allyn Baker as Abby
Danny Glover as Miles
Tino Insana as Pig
Jeff Garcia as Pip
Rob Paulsen as Peck and Joey
Cam Clarke as Freddy
Dom Irrera as Duke
Wanda Sykes as Bessy
Teresa Miller as herself
Nathan McCarty as himself
and Jacoby Trimble as himself
The next episode:
What happens when a vampire cow and a cow have a child? Twilight moments! Birth has gone all wrong for Daisy's child and the only other option is turning Daisy into a vampire.
Don't miss episode #17: Breaking Dawn: BarnyardStyle!
