Okay, so I'm really sorry I haven't updated in forever! But don't worry cuz now I have to write if I want to live. I made a HUGE mistake! I let the real life Julianna read it... and now she says if I don't update she will KILL ME! And I think she really would...
Sara's POV
I yawned as I walked up the front steps towards Rosalyn and Kelsey's house, lugging my Geometry book. "This is a TERRIBLE way to spend a Saturday afternoon!" I moaned, reaching forward to knock on the door. "Math is boring! Please God, make something interesting happen...
Suddenly the door swung open before I could knock. A hand gripped the front of my shirt and pulled me inside. "AGH! I changed my mind, God! Serial killers are TOO interesting! I WANT TO LIVE!"
"It's just me..." Kelsey said, giving me a weird look. I knew I shouldn't have watched that slasher film last night.
"Oh. Sorry. Why are you pulling me through the door like a scary killer person?"
"Something's wrong with Rose. She's being weird... er than usual for her."
I slowly peeked around the corner. Rosalyn was standing in the living room staring down the TV and muttering something under her breath. "...What's she looking at?"
"I DON'T KNOW! She's been glaring at the TV ever since she got off the computer this morning."
Kelsey and I slowly crept up behind her. "Um, Rose?" I began, "I don't know what the television did to you, but killing it is probably not a good idea. And I don't think inanimate objects can lose at staring contests..."
Her head whipped around and she yelled, "He's messing with me! I know he is! There's no way he can convince Jensen to say it, and even if he does there must be some kind of trick! HE'S NOT REALLY JENSEN ACKLES AND I WILL LAUGH MANIACALLY WHEN JENSEN DOESN'T SAY IT BECAUSE I KNEW IT WASN'T TRUE!" Then she went back to glaring at the screen.
"What is she talking about?" I asked.
"Beats me." We decided the best thing to do was get some popcorn, sit on the couch, and wait for her to do something else. We were starting to get bored watching her do nothing when she suddenly lunged for the remote and turned the TV to Channel 6. Then she grabbed a chair and sat on the edge of it, concentrating hard. Jensen Ackles came into view on the screen, apparently doing some kind of interview.
Jensen's POV
The interview was going pretty smoothly. Nancy, the news anchorwoman, was blonde and beautiful and had already offered to give me her number. All the questions were simple ones that I'd been asked before. It all seemed just like any other interview I'd done. Except it wasn't, because I spent the whole time trying to think of a way to convince a crazy person that I was really who I said I was. 'This is stupid. Why am I even bothering to do this? She's just some fan who clearly had deep psychological issues. Who cares if she doesn't believe that I'm Jensen Ackles?'
"Well, Jensen, thank you so much for joining us this evening! Is there anything else you would like to say before we move on?" Nancy asked, giving me a winning smile. Not that I noticed. I was too busy kicking myself over what I was about to do.
"Thanks Nancy. I'd like to say a quick hello to Rosalyn. If you're watching this, I swear it's really me and I'd like to talk to you again later." I took a deep breath. "And if that doesn't convince you... you know the thing about the watermelons and bunnies."
Sara's POV
Rosalyn fell off her chair with a loud crash. Kelsey and I just stared the screen in complete confusion as the anchorwoman's jaw dropped and Jensen smiled crookedly. Rosalyn turned the TV off as they went to a new feature, and sat on the ground.
"Did- did he say watermelons and bunnies?" Kelsey choked out.
"Hey Rose, was he talking to YOU?" I gasped.
Rosalyn jumped to her feet and pointed at us dramatically. "OKAY! There are only TWO possible explanations for this insane and random occurence!"
"And they are?" Kelsey asked.
"ONE: The IMing friend of the fan who wrote the Supernatural Myspace is a maniacal madman who has mastered the difficult intricacies of mind control!"
"... What's the other explanation?" I asked.
"That the IMing friend of the fan who wrote the Supernatural Myspace is actually Jensen Ackles and he was telling the truth the whole time. Personally, I like the first explanation."
"Wait, when were you IMing Jensen Ackles? And why did you not tell me earlier?" Kelsey shrieked.
"This morning. And I didn't think it was worth mentioning because I didn't believe him when he told me who he was."
"Why was he even talking to you?" I asked.
"Apparently he saw that crazy message we sent the other day about 'The Amazing R'. I guess he was curious about the source of the insanity."
"He saw that? Wait... Rose, did we ever check to see who got that message?"
We exchanged wide-eyed looks and dashed for the computer. Kelsey trailed behind us. "What message? What are you guys talking about?"
Rosalyn logged on and went to her 'Sent' box. Scrolling to the weird message, she stared at the list of names. "Okay. I see some family. I sent one to Ashley, but she never goes on Myspace anymore. One went to that weird guy who friends everybody. A couple of school people I know. There's the Supernatural Myspace. And... the Jonas Brothers..."
"Dude. What's with this weird message?" Kelsey asked staring over my shoulder. I whacked Rose over the head.
"You sent one to THE JONAS BROTHERS? They're going to think you're a crazy person! And... OHMYGOD you mentioned me too! Nooo! Nick is going to think you're a freak, and me too, and now I'll never meet him and he'll never marry me and we won't have pretty, talented little babies and I won't be Mrs. Nick Jonas and- and-!"
"Breathe, Sara." Rose said, patting my back.
"I'm okay now." I answered, putting my head between my knees.
"Relax. They probably don't even read all their messages. Nick is never going to see this, and even if they did, how would they know who you are?"
"Yeah... you're right. Well, there's pretty much no chance of studying now." I stopped and thought for a moment before turning to Kelsey. "I TOLD YOU GOD LISTENED TO PRAYERS!"
