Author's note: I have had this idea for soooo long!

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Morgan glanced around feeling lost. This convenience store wasn't decorated anything like the one he usually visited. He frowned and rubbed his bald head. If only there were someone he could ask for directions. He noticed a blond woman who was looking at the meat counter – perfect!

"Excuse me, Miss?" He smiled his signature broad grin as he moved closer. She smiled back a bit hesitantly.

"Yes? Can I help you?" She had some pretty blue eyes.

"I'm new in this store and I can't seem to find what I'm looking for." She smiled and nodded in understanding.

"Logic wasn't the most important thing to whoever decorated this store, I noticed too," she smiled. "What are you searching for?"

"Beer," he made his smile a bit apologetic. He wouldn't mind making a good impression on this woman. When Morgan was being honest to himself he would admit, that he was having some small problems with the ladies recently. He had realized – thanks to a cheery conversation between his Baby Girl and Reid – that the women he used to "date" probably was a bit too young. The woman in front of him was older than he was used to, but not that old.

"Well," she said and smiled conspiratorial. "That's because they really thought about where to place the alcohol parts – and they picked the perfect spot! Nobody expected it!"

Morgan found her demeanor infecting and he looked around as if to make sure they weren't being watched. "Then where are they?" he asked in a hushed voice.

"Behind fruits and vegetables!" He laughed.

"I wouldn't have guessed that!" He smiled his heart-throb-smile. "But now I seem to be out of flirty alcohol-vegetable-comments."

The woman looked thoughtful. "What about something with Bloody Mary?"

"But that's tomato juice."

"Oh yeah... But you put all kinds of stuff in it – like celery!" Her face lit up.

"I suppose you're right."

A person next to Morgan cleared his voice and Morgan jumped a bit when he discovered Hotch frowning at him.

"Are you flirting with my girlfriend, Morgan?" Morgan watched in surprise as Hotch slipped an arm around the waist of the woman in front of him.

"Be nice Aaron, I was kind of flirting back." She smiled apologetic at the Morgan. "But I recognized him right away." She held her hand out for Morgan to take it. "I'm Annie."

*Slightly evil laugh*

Next up is: Penelope Garcia and Emily Prentiss