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Trick and Treat

By Waterrain

England causally pulled out a pair of scissors to cut off America's dark blue panties and then he tossed the silky panties onto the floor. He flipped the black mini skirt down and England rolled his brilliant green eyes for America is still fast asleep.

"Honestly, One would think that would wake you up." England muttered to himself and then he calmly pulled up America's shirt. Cutting off the dark blue sports bra and didn't even bother pulling it down. England sighed quietly and then he had his right knee between America's parted legs.

"Not even stirring one bit." England said quietly and he shook his head. "He sleeps like the fucking undead."

He was about to pinch America's slightly pink cheeks and felt positive that would wake him up.

'I want my bed back.' England mentally thought and he slowly rubbed his right knee against America's lower regions.

"Ngh." America muttered in his sleep and England's cheeks were burning.

'Bloody idiot.' England thought to himself and he decided to pinch America's nose. 'This should wake him up.'

Blue eyes slowly opened up and England sighed in relief, but then America opened his mouth.

"Ah, It's a monster! A hideous monster! Somebody save me from this monster!" America screamed out loudly and his mouth was covered firmly by England's right hand.

'Honestly almost sounded like molester.' England mentally thought and his cheeks were flushed. 'Bloody hell I feel like one. Lousy idiot didn't even wake up and now he is up. America almost gave me a heart attack.'

"Fucking hell, America. I'm not a monster. Are you trying to give me a heart attack?" England snapped and he sighed deeply. "Honestly you nearly murdered my ear drums."

"Oh. Huh? What are you doing in a pirate outfit? Did you buy it or did you swipe it from somebody." America asked and he grinned at England's irritated expression.

"Why must you be such an idiot?" England asked in annoyed voice and his right knee was still between America's legs, but neither one of them took any notice.

"To make you wonder. Jeez, I was going to scare you so badly." America complained and his bottom lip stuck out in a pout.

"Sure whatever you say, America. It does not change the fact you fell asleep." England commented dryly and he rolled his eyes.

"Your bed plotted against me, England. You want to know how? By being so soft and I thought your bed would be hard as rocks." America stated calmly and he sulked for a moment, but then his blue eyes widened and England noticed America's cheeks were flushed.

"What is wrong?" England asked causally and he completely forgot about his right knee being between America's legs.

"Umm, England." America started to say and his cheeks were red. "You do realize your making it hard."

"Making what hard?" England asked in confusion and he noticed America's flushed expression.

'Why is America embarrassed?' England wondered, but then shook his head. America puffed out his cheeks and thought for a moment about how to turn the tables.

'He must be trying to scare or trick me again.' America mentally thought to himself and he bite down on his lip. 'I'm not going to fall for it.'

"Forget it and you call me an idiot." America muttered and shook his head. England rolled his green eyes and grabbed America's handcuffed wrists.

"Do you know where the key is located?" England asked calmly and he watched as America shook his head.

"These handcuffs come with a key?" America asked despite what England's knee was doing to him and he forced away a blush.

'He is just England.' America thought to himself and he puffed out his cheeks. 'Plus he is always lecturing me on and on. Never letting up for a minute.'

"Of course they come with keys." England commented and he rolled his eyes at America.

"I'll just bust out of these handcuffs. Good thing I didn't handcuff myself to your bed, right?" America said happily and he looked at England's wide eyes. "Then your comfy bed would have become broken and no longer able to be so soft."

America's blue eyes lit up and he grinned at England for a moment, but then it faded after seeing England's pissed off expression.

"It is your own bloody fault for falling asleep not the bed." England snapped angrily and his hands were on America's bare chest. "Just leave my bed out of it."

"What are you going to do about it. Make me eat your lousy cooking." America commented smugly and he flashed England a bright smile. Completely forgetting the fact he was still tied to the bed and his wrists were handcuffed together. Plus the fact England had the upper hand.

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