Hello everybody. The time of sadness is here. We are here with the last part of our crazy, insane fairytale. And finally, you will see some Teslen stuff.
Thanks again to Yamiisane for correction, we are glad you survived our craziness and our mistakes, even if we didn't make them so often.
I hope you will enjoy this chapter and we will be more then happy to see your reviews, positive and also negative.
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The Tale of Sanctuaryland
Chapter IV
The dragon took Nikola and pushed him against the wall.
"Hey when I asked if I should kiss you first I was just joking." John started to laugh when something cut him. His third right foot was cut. It was Nikola's Excalibur.
"Hey look you genius, I have your sword. How do you wanna kill me hm?"
Nikola thought for a moment.
"To be honest, I don't know but I'm 100% sure that somehow I will kill you. After all this is Teslen fairy tale so me and this sexy princess will end up together."
He blinked on Helen.
"Look Johnny, you are the dragon and you know how dragons in fairy tales end up, don't you?" John closed his eyes, he looked like he is thinking. After a second he opened his eyes and looked at Nikola.
"They always end up with the sexy princess, my mum used to told me that."
Nikola shook his head.
"No you fool, your mum lied to you." Nikola told him.
Again John's eyes changed their color from dark red to black.
„You look scary, yes, but I am not afraid of you," Nikola said and until he managed to say „one" his panties fell down and Helen was able to see his fabulous legs.
„Bloody squuueeeee!" Helen used her expression for cuteness overload again.
But upgrated one.
„Ouch," Nikola said and he tried to get his pants on the right place.
John wanted to fight but Nikola raised his hand and stopped him.
„Wait a moment, I have to arrange my pants!" he said and John was waiting.
He was just waiting and waiting. Are you suprised? Nikola was a candidate for the biggest metrosexual man in the Sanctuaryland, Elektroland and Dragonland too. Helen was crazy about him.
If it was possible then the thunders would fly all around the cave and the only thought in John's mind was: If looks could kill. Yeah if looks really could kill then Nikola would be dead. But that would be possible only in the case that this Fairy tale would be about John and Helen and we would give John the power but this is Teslen so ?
When Nikola finally arrange his pants he looked on John. He could feel the anger and the jealous. Again they were standing face to face. Black eyes were scaning Nikola. "He don't have a chance!" John thought.
Nikola was without his sword now the only thing he had was his charm and his numbers on the other side John was big, he could breath fire, fly and his feet could crash everything.
Who will win ?
„Ok let's continue this." Nikola said.
Tension between them was so big that you could cut it. Colours of their eyes were changing so quickly and even Helen wasn't able to figure the situation out. For this moment, she was happy to be tied up. Her facial expression was speaking for itself.
John threw the sword away and opened his mouth.
"I am going to kill you with my bare hands!"
"Wait a moment. I know a better way to handle this situation!" Nikola said and the best idea ever came to his mind.
"Show me, you genius!" John said ironically.
After a moment, both of them were sitting around a small table and Nikola pulled out a packet of playing cards from his pocket.
"Do you know poker?" Nikola asked because he wasn't sure the dragon knew this game.
"Do you think I am some kind of "oldschool" dragon?
"Ok, I just aksed, I wanted to be certain! I don't know what to expect from a dragon I am playing cards with. That is for the first time."
"Well they say the first one's always the hardest. They say that."
"Who say that?" Nikola was confused.
"Oh my Jack The Ripper, what they are teaching you in school these days?" John asked but from confused Nikola he wasn't expecting answer.
"So what's the prize for a winner?" John added.
Confused face of Nikola suddenly changed. He looked on Helen. She was so sexy when she was tied up.
"That's obvious. Helen is the prize." Nikola smirked.
"Oh what a sexy evil smirk." Helen thought.
" ... and what will happen to the one who loses?"John asked.
" Oh you mean what will happen to you when you will lose?" again Nikola looked on Helen and smirked.
"Well, Johnny loser you will let us leave, but I want you to see how kind I am, so I will give you my laptop and I will turn webcamera on and quess what you will see on the screen?"
He started to laugh but soon he had to stop because of ...
"NIKOLA TESLA!" Helen yelled on him.
"Ok,ok my dear. I have to do what lady says, so I won't leave you my laptop here. Sorry." Nikola shrugged.
"Oh please stop it!" John shouted. "You will never win I played poker with your mom when you wasn't even bored, and I have to tell you something she was loser just like you."
"STOP INSULTING MY MOM !" Two angry men were looking on each other.
Well, one angry man and one angry dragon.
"Shall we begin?" Nikola asked when he calmed himself down.
It was fight for life. Who will win? Who will lose? They were fighting like ... ehum ... man and dragon!
Cards were flying around. Helen was confused. Nikola was smirking. John was smirking too. One of them has to bluff, but who? Helen felt like on tennis game. She was looking on Nikola, then on John, then on Nikola, on John, on Nikola, on John ...
and then the moment came.
"All in." Nikola said. John just nodded but he thought the same. "All in." Everything or nothing. John put his card down. Somehow he felt he won. Nikola did the same and quess what ? They both were smiling.
"I WON!" John shouted. "No I WON!" Nikola shouted back on him.
"But how you could won, look at my cards?" John said.
"Yeah I'm looking at them, and I can see that you lost."
"That's impossible!" "Hey if you don't believe go and take a look on wikipedia, she will tell you the same. I WON!" Evil smirk appeared on Nikola's face again.
"I'm the best, I'm the best!" Nikola was shouting and dancing.
It was a happy dance.
Nikola was feeling like in paradise. He actually didn't know where he is going, what he is doing. He just knew, he have won the best prize ever.
The famous, most beautiful woman, Helen Magnus. He was so proud of himself, he was smiling from ear to ear.
He didn't pay attention that John was angry, that he was breathing fire from his mouth, that he wanted to kill him. He was the winner.
He came closer to Helen and set her free from the chains she had around her wrists. Helen wasn't the kind of person who would hesitate so she jumped in his arms and hugged him.
„Thank you for saving me, my hero!" she said. Finally, Nikola could feel her breath on the skin of his neck, he could feel the perfume of her hair and he could even touch them. He was happy.
„I so envy you, I want to find my life partner too!" John was hopeless. He couldn't stand the view of two loving people, so he got up from the ground and went toward to exit from the cave.
„Hey, wait a moment. I know a great site where you can look for someone to love!" Helen said and she looked into Nikola's eyes. Nikola kissed her lips softly and let Helen go. He actualy knew what Helen would do.
Helen took the laptop and wrote a name of website called .com and she gave the laptop to John. I hope you will find someone.
„Ok, honey, I think it's time to leave." Nikola said and took Helen's hand. They went out from the cave and Nikola jumped on his horse. Helen rised her hand and Nikola helped her to jump on the horse. She took a seat in front of him, Nikola embraced her and they began their way to Sanctuaryland.
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Days gone by and our happy couple reached Sanctuaryland. As they entered the city they saw people dancing. It was a party. Well, the whole party looked like the one from Madagascar. Nikola and Helen jumped of the horse when Nikola started to sing.
"I like to move it, move it, I like to move it ..." Helen just smiled and dragged him through a crowds of happy people. Obviously they were drunk because they didn't even notice that their princess came back. Helen was scaning the crowds. She was trying to find someone who would be able to tell her what happend here.
She could see nobody.
"Bloody hell ..." Nikola took her hand and now he was dragging her through the crowds.
He was scanning just like Helen before but he had succes. On corner of the Abnormal street, was standing one little boy.
"Hey junior, can you tell us what happend here?" The boy smiled and answered.
"Hi I'm Alexei and you are? and you?" He pointed on Helen.
"Oh I know you, you are our lost princess Helen Magnus, but I can see that you are not lost anymore. What happened? Who saved you? Did everyone already tell ya what happend here?" The boy was still smiling. Helen and Nikola changed confused looks.
"Hey, Alexei I'm Nikola, prince from Electroland and yes this is Helen Magnus and no we don't know what happened," again Nikola looked on Helen, he wanted to make sure he answered all the Alexei questions. Alexei was still smiling.
"You really don't know what happend here?" They shooke their heads. "Hey where were you last days?" Now Alexei shook his head.
"Look our witch ... ehm ... I mean our Queen Dana is dead! Isn't that great?"
Helen and Nikola were without words, but they weren't sure if it was because of luck or because of ... ehm ... yeah it was because of luck.
"What happend to her?" Helen asked with smile. She didn't care she was just curious.
"Oh do you know the website .com? After one prince left her here few weeks ago she registered herself there but she had no luck but few days ago she got lucky. One very handsome prince wrote her that he will arrive and take her into her kigdom, but it was noone else than John The Dragon, hahahaha." Nikola joined Alexei in laughing.
"John was here?" Helen asked. "Yes he was, he landed on north tower. Dana went to him. She thought that the prince wants to be romantic and he wants to rescue her from the tower. Just like Shrek saved Fiona, you know, but in moment she saw that it's John the Dragon she jumped from that tower and killed herself."
"...and what about John?" Helen asked in little worrying tone.
"You know the old pub Dragonia what's beyond the town ? John flew there, he was mubling something about he wants to get drunk."
"Yeah I know the pub, they have a dragon there, I think she is a barmaid there ..." Helen needen't to continue. Now everything was understood.
"Alexei, can you do me a favour?" Nikola asked.
"Yes, sir what can I do for you?" "Go and tell everyone that their princess is back and there will by wedding in short time ok?" Alexei nodded and run away.
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„Princess Helen, are you ready?" it sounded from a corridor of Sanctuary Palace. Helen was preparing herself for the biggest wedding that ever was in Sanctuaryland.
„Yes, I am." Helen answered and took a deep breath.
She was nervous, her body was shaking and when she imagined Nikola, in a black suit, she almost fainted.
Nikola was standing in front of the altar and he was waiting for his bride.
The door opened and Helen came in. She was wearing beautiful white wedding dress and she looked like an angel. Her eyes were ranging around and when she saw Nikola, only two word came to her mind.
„Smoking hot!" she thought.
She was approaching him slowly according to the music. Her eyes met with Nikola's eyes and when their hands finally touched, a thunder went over their bodies.
„As you can see, I am the master of thunder, and I was right. Opposites attract." Nikola said and his smile decorated his face.
A priest entered the temple.
„I know what you are up to say, but please, can you skip this part? Do you know what I mean?" Nikola said and he shook his head in the Helen's way.
The priest understood and asked them a question.
„Prince Nikola Tesla, will you marry Princess Helen Magnus, will you stand by her side till the death tear you apart?"
„Yes, I do!" Nikola answered.
„And Princess Helen Magnus, will you marry Prince Nikola Tesla, will you stand by his side till the death tear you apart?"
„Yes, I do!" Helen answered.
„Now you are one heart, soul and body. You can kiss the bride," the priest said and Nikola smirked.
„You don't need to ask me twice," Nikola added and he kissed Helen. He actually wanted to do it before, but he had to resist. Nothing was in his way. All people in the temple started to clap their hands and scream from joy.
Everybody in the Sanctuaryland was celebrating the biggest wedding (in history, they were drinking, eating, and they had fun. Nikola was the king of the party and Helen was the most beautiful woman. Nikola and Helen. Helen and Nikola. They were just meant to be together.
... and they lived happily ever after.
P.S. And we know it, becuase we were there.
The End
